Tink hard at vacation so you don't have to!

Second day of vacation, sweet sleep aka a nap with dreams of paradise. 

I wonder if I should tell my boss about my dream, about him being captured by the aliens and being sexually abused by them and his only hope for rescue was me.

That poor bastard lost his life to the Examino 6000 while I tried to find my shoes, coat and hat and well, there was this cool episode of Oprah on and well, then, I just had to finish level 38 of Planet Smasher from Colecovision. 

And well, as everyone knows, you can't play level 38, without going through level 1 through 37!!

So, yeah, I don't think I'll tell him about my dream.  It might tarnish our friendship.

Yeah.

I was going to post something earlier but I got something about Open.Salon techs were mopping the servers.  They should know, you don't treat an Atari 2600 like that!

But then I remember, I actually sent them the Nintendo 8 bit system to replace it with, so I'm guessing, hurray!! They got it. 

Yeah, remember, if the system doesn't work, blow into it repeatly, till the game starts.

Again, I tried watching television, but again, that was just wrong.  I watched some politician explain why war was good and just, but he didn't do a very good job. 

He kept moving his lips.

Anyways, it got me thinking, what would be a good alternative to war. I mean, if we have to play some kind of game, I don't think it should involve death and destruction, at least real death and destruction.

Pretend death is okay.  We can watch a movie and go, Teeheehee, he didn't really die mom, it's just make believe.

 PILLOW FIGHTS!!!!!!

I also believe this would make for better "News at 11!" as our local news reporters are seemingly getting bored with real death and destruction, which probably means the ones who are getting killed and/or destructed are really getting sick with it.

Imagine a typical news report in an era of pillow fighting. 

"In the northern regions of Taliskanaabannaaa, pillows were flying heavily.   Feathers stretched for miles and everyone seemed to be giggling!"

"Giggling, Frank?"

"Yes, Tom, giggling!  Men, women and children were giggling, some of them were down to nothing but their underwear!"

"Frank, a true gruesome day in the war against terror!"

"Tom, yes, reporting from the front, this is Frank Gifford out!"

Also in my world, Frank Gifford is a war correspondence.  With a fetish for women pillow fighting.

Yeah, I did get it half right.

Also, while listening to this same politician trying to explain how these wars we're in now weren't like The Vietnam War, I thought, he's right! These wars are nothing like Vietnam!!

I mean, Vietnam had some cool protest songs coming out that people could gather about and sway from side to side as they locked arms together and said shouted stuff like, "Who brought the acid?"

What do we have to swing to?

Lady GaGa.  Just not the same.  Though the acid is still pretty good.

and Richard Nixon was in the White House saying something like well, I believe it was "Sock it me!".  He's not around anymore. At least we don't think so.  He could be.

And of course it's not like the Vietnam war, because well, duh, The Vietnam War was fought in Vietnam and we're fighting in, I believe Detroit or New York or something.

Or maybe the bottom of the Atlantic.  Atlantis needs freedom, it needs democracy!!! Viva la Revolution.

Moving on.

I watched some movies last night, 2 good ones, 1, well, 1 wouldn't be too bad if I hadn't rented it.

Star Trek and UP were the two on the list of good ones. 

The one that has made the Tink's list of the best movie EVA is called Humanity's End.  If anyone watches this movie all the way to the end, message me, I made it to the half hour mark and was like, welp, enough of this, it's too good to finish!!!

And I went to bed.

Teeheehee.

Good night and have a better tomorrow.....

UPDATED- - oops, almost forgot the nude photo!! EEK!!!