Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you?
Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!!
Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog.
Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!
(I'd do one of those TV show recaps Open Calls and get my ass on Salon, but nobody wants to read my recaps of an informercial or Spartacus Blood and Sand(which by the way, is an awesome show!!! Blood AND sand???!!! OH YEA!!!!)