A few days of early rising lets the Master known only to the world as Tinkerer Tink turn on the television to watch some Fox News.
I tried to watch CNN and the others but they're weaklings, they're not even worth the trouble of FoxNews to devour them. Seriously. Wake up about 6am EDT, turn on FoxNews.
Glenn Beck on O'Reilly eating a weiner while Bill says stuff like, "Glenn you have to take this serious!! Teeheehee!" By the way, when Bill giggles, it's what I imagine Satan looks like when attempting the same thing!!
But HLN does have one thing over Fox News, one hot weather lady. Oh my yes, I flipped back and forth to watch the Fox Morning Crew Trio making witty remarks and the weather lady on CNN.
Of course, the whole issue of BP and the Government inaction was discussed on all the news channels.
I don't quite understand how our government reps can stand there with a straight face and say, "Boot on the throat of BP..." when it fact, they're tickling the balls of BP with their tongue behind closed doors. Come on goverment hard asses, where the hell did you leave your whips and chains? Get em out, play hard ass with these corporate mother fuckers! Get the ball gag out, shove it in hard into their mouths and then, with your "Boots" stomp on their balls and cocks!!! Really hard!!!!!
EPA, I know you can do it, ARCO tried to get out from cleaning up the mine waste from the days of the Anaconda Mining Company, but you didn't wimp out then, at least when you got started! You stood up after the public got pissed at you enough and you said, "YOU! ARCO! CLEAN THIS SHIT UP!!!" Well, do the same with their new Masters, step on their testicles and tell BP," Will you please stop the oil and then clean up the mess? Thanks. We'd appreciate it!! And oh yeah, we mean it!" Stomp your feet a little too, shake your fist at them too, make the public believe you're the ones in charge, and not BP topping from the bottom!
Good night and have a better tomorrow ---- Crappy cartoons thanks to Crap Comix aka Tinky's own pencil and paper while watching Fox News. He had a Lindsay Lohan funny as well, but well BP and Glenn Beck eating weiners was funnier!!! And something had to be cut. Maybe next issue!!
By the way, wouldn't Top Kill be a great title for a super hero comic book? Could be like this guy who was a war time pilot and the government used him as a experiment and his new cool name is Top Kill.
Again, good night and have a better tomorrow....
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with top kill comic strip in every issue
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Rated with hugs and one Bill O'Reilly thrown at ya hahhaa
Your feeble attempts to make oppressed women violate vermin will not work on me. I'm holding out for BP execs to become junk shot material!
"I don't quite understand how our government reps can stand there with a straight face and say, "Boot on the throat of BP..." when it fact, they're tickling the balls of BP with their tongue behind closed doors.
The ugly truth is that corporations set the agenda for our government, but you already get that. DC is full of whores, and that's no less true under Obama than it was under Bush. They'll only stomp on BP's balls if they get a sense that enough citizens are extremely pissed and demanding it. Even then, they'll continue whoring out our future to Big Oil and anyone else with the money to pay for their services as soon as everyone's attention has gone back to "American Idol Survivor's Got Dancing Bachelor Funny Video Talent."
Lezlie
So could you get me a subscription to American Corkboard? Have it sent to me c/o Sing Sing Prison.
Linda, I didn't think I could handle the Fox News either, but the other day, I was up at 5am, and was like, "Best check to see what's going on..." and well, O'Reilly made me giggle with his lines!! :D
bleue, I know, I'm a bad kitty. I still think the one BP spokesperson would be nice all tied up and hanging from a hook in the ceiling!! Oh gawd now I'm all hot and stuff too!! OOOhlllaaalaaaa!! ;)
nana, I know, and what really pisses me off, is, the birds and other animals are suffering for our actions. It makes me cry, seriously, I sat on my couch and cried watching the poor pelicans covered in oil and then Obama comes on with the whole boot on the throat speech. Shaddup President, stop trying to be the All for Everybody President and stand up, and tell BP, FIX IT!!!!!!!! IT'S BEEN OVER A MONTH SINCE THE ACCIDENT, STOP PLAYING WITH YOURSELF AND DO SOMETHING, WE DON'T WANT TO TAKE OVER BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONES WITH THE KNOWLEDGE BUT DO SOMETHING, OR FACE THE ASSASSINATION SQUAD!!!
I voted for Obama this last election but I'm in the highly doubtful margin if the election was held today, would I vote for him again. He's trying too hard to be everybody's friend! I say, pick a side, and fuck the other side, at least G.W. Bush knew how to fuck us!!!!!
Clinton too. He loved to do the wild thang!!!!
God, I'm tired.
Robin, I'm seriously pissed off along with the rest of the folks with how this situation in the Gulf is being handled. Over a month and they're just now getting to something called TOP KILL, which means they going to fill the hole with a thick and sticky substance(actual words from the reporters' lips and BP's words!!! I know, right? It sounds like something two junior high students would talk about their girlfriends, "I'm soooo going to top kill her with my joy rod!!" ;D) I am the King of Satire and the Prince of The Overuse of the word MASTURBATION or vice versa!! ;lD
L, tell Foxnews I'm ready to have my own show!! ;D
Cranky, it's okay, they'll just add you next to me on the Terrorist Watch List!!!! ;D
They have high pressure hoses and 30,000 HP engine pumpin that hole.
It's the money shot for BP.
Tink would have no problem with a 9" hole without all that hardware.
**Runs off to cry**
I guess we find out tomorrow if BP has the stuff, this hasn't been done at this depth, so it's going to be a fun watch. going to be like, "Is it in yet? Is it in yet? I don't feel anything..." !!!! :(
;)
Uh, we're dumb? Sorry kids, but just think, no oil needed for your sea food!!!!!
Think of the positives!! Think of the positives!!!
:D
*wanders away looking to see if there are any more weenies. Nah...the last one's gone...*
jane, yep, it's a sad sad state of affair. Before I went on my walk, I turned on the news, it's getting worse, blowjobs for oil rights? AWESOME!! :(
xenon, on the subscription list, I love Foxnews. I might go fan them on Facebook!! :D
Torman, I know!! I can't wait, my cartoons on the front page, two days!OOOOOOOOOO!! ;D
rated.
mical, I know, and I have a confession to make, I'm catching myself watching it more too!! :( ;D
Nola, I'm hoping so!! :D
They also need to restock all the life they've killed off. Get to aquatic husbandry guys, you're going to be doing it for centuries.
I had no idea that you could be a regulator and have sex with their "representatives" as well as meth.
Why am I always the last to know?
I rant in solidarity with you.
Love the drawings/cartoons. "Thick and sticky fluid." Yes!
~~~running away fast, giggling as she turns the corner~~~
And ~nodding~ yeah, I should add that to my re-training options. I'd like to do graphic design or killing the world, one seal at a time!! :D ~shaking head~
scanner, I know!! :( I might post something today, about Lindsay, did you see how the cruel judge won't allow her to take off her alkie monitor?!?!?!?!?! THE BITCH!!!! Free Lohan!!!!! Free Lohan!!! ":D
Nick, I know, right? Sex, meth and tickets to big shows!!!! AWESOME JOB EVA!! And you don't even have to inspect stuff!! You just pretend to inspect, write stuff down on your clipboard, to make it look like you're inspecting!! AWESOME!! :)
sixty, ~nodding~ I had to turn off the coverage yesterday, and really haven't looked today except earlier this morning to see if Top Kill was a go. I think as punishment, we should line up the BP and the other companies involved(there's like what, 3 others????) and the gubermint, and just pour oil and shit(raw sewage from Trenton, New Jersey should work!!!) and then throw them in a pit of rabid squirrels and whomever survives that, we stick TNT up their asses and light the fuse!!!!!!!!!!!
:( ~evil grin~
Trig, I know, it'd be funny as hell, if it wasn't so sad. I loved Obama's new thing, about us not relying so much on oil!! Awesome!! I've been saying that for years, lets get off the oil nipple and get some of that renewable energy and such!! ~shaking head~ He says it though like I and the rest of my kind, aka youse guys, public #1 has been the one going "Oh no, we don't want no alternative energy, we like oil and coal, it makes us warm!!!!"" and taking bribes from these companies cause if there's an alternative fuel source and they're not part of it, HOW WILL THEY PAY THEIR EXECUTIVES' BONUSES?!?!?!! :( ~grin~
fireeyes, I know, big ole weiners!! Except it's Glenn Beck!! If it was the CNN weather lady, I'd so be in line!! ;D
Luis, I know, I haven't forgotten the dead workers. There's a huge price of this whole thing, and most of it has no price of retribution by monetary prices. BP is another example of why I believe Corporations should never be allowed to police themselves. :(
onl, I know!! Nummy!!!!!!! GOLD!! Oops, I mean, weiners!!!!!!
Teeheehee!!!
I must be popular, 2 goddamn Spammers in one post!! (Could be more once I get into Spam Moderater!!! I hate that thing too, slows my browser to almost stop!! :( )
http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/05/26/gulf.oil.spil/