As most of you know, Tink does his little travel down the road known as Craigslist in hopes that something will inspire him to write his next award winning piece.

For awhile, I've been riding a roller coaster of emotions, up one day, down the next, loop to loop straight into the wall where the cars explode and everyone is killed instantly.

Good times. Good times indeed.

Tonight, I didn't know what my mood was, kind of a strange mood, with just a tinge of homoerotic fiction thrown in for good measure. I knew what I had to do, HELLO CRAIGSLIST.

After a few ads in the MISSED CONNECTION section of the Louisville Kentucky, such as M4M - "You came into the booth, black guy, I basically shot within seconds. But you where hot and had a big cock. Message me tell me details. Would like to meet again with a different outcome."  and  W4M "I talk to you at the gym every time I go . I know you wear those tight black shirts to get me to look and I do ! If you know who I am write where I vacationed recently. I would love to see your stomach again I was afraid to touch you , I didn't think I could controll myself. mmm... " I wandered off to other places, mostly Las Vegas.

For some strange reason, I believed I would find better ads to make me giggle in Las Vegas. 

I was wrong for the most part.  Las Vegas was the same ads except it was different people but who, strangly, had the same fixation of seeing each other in a grocery store in aisle 8 for six seconds and just knowing that they were meant to be together, because well, they saw how you looked at them, licked your lips and picked your nose before handing the cashier the $1.38 for a pack of gum.

But then an ad under W4M caught my eye in the personal section,

Great catch, with a snag (Herpes) - 27 (Las Vegas)

Indeed i've been told im a great catch ... however not everyone is aware I have a std either!

And im not gonna post a lot about myself as I'm not sure if i am going to get any responses, though I have to give it an attempt.I'm a great girl, caring, warm, tender, often a smart-ass .. haha .. and just wishing to enjoy everyday life and have some fun.

I've got a full time career, car, apartment, dislike drama, don't smoke cigarettes ... 5'7 with a nice body.

If you're able to e-mail a recent photo I will answer back with mine.  (Stolen from http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/w4m/1854450611.html)

I sent her the picture I always send:

 (Stolen from Nanatehay's profile over at Hottieslooking4KansasStuds.com --- shhhh, nobody tell him, but I think I may have found him a catch!!!!! She's got a career man, so shaddup, slick your hair back and use your best pickup lines! 'Hi! I got a blog! Want to come back to my place and read it with me? Really? Alright...giggity giggity gigggggggg!!!!')

This whole thing got me thinking, what if I hadn't met my snookum teddy bear, what would life have been liked for me? 

I knew one thing, my personal ad would get less responses than if I had STDs.  Thing would probably read:

UNEMPLOYED AND CHRONIC MASTURBATOR SEEKS ANYONE ---

Me: Unemployed, living in my parent's basement, like to cruise porn and drink grape Shasta.  Sometimes I go outside and dance naked in the field known as Community Park where I get arrested. Registered sex offender but a good offender, nothing under the age of 19, except that goat, she may have been 12, but that's old for a goat, so....uh, write to me! Pic 4 pic! Teeheehee!

Tink's never been that good when it comes to reading signs from potential mates.  How do I know? I've had friends who wanted to be more than friends tell me.

"You stupid bastard!!! I reached my hand down your pants and grabbed your dick!! How could YOU not know I wanted to be more than just friends?" my friend, a living breathing girl, told me once, many years after the incident(TINK NOTE: okay, it wasn't that strong of a hint! But she did write me love poems, but in all fairness, they were bad love poems!!! And she misspelled my name on the cards!!!)

 (TINK NOTE: Tink as he envisions himself --- except not as cool!!Stolen from http://www.archive.org/movies/thumbnails.php?identifier=LSD-25 ) "Uh I thought you were just being a really friendly friend!! You know, doing what good friends do...."

Tink would end up at some bar, just sitting there, drinking his whiskey and coke, just like he did tonight, and he'd be talking to some fine lady and she'd be laughing at his stupid jokes and he'd keep telling them until the fine lady just gave up trying to show him signs she was ready to be taken to the Hotel NoTell and she'd go off with the bartender Steve instead and well, Tink, he'd go home, alone, to write in his journal, the one he doesn't share with anyone but his imaginary friend Earl(SEE Above photo of how Tink envisions himself!! Earl is cool. He does LSD and then kills people!!!!!!!!!!!)

 (Tink note: Those scare movies of the early years sure did like to kill people.  HEADLINE: BOY HAS SEX FOR FIRST TIME, KILLS 89!!!!!!!! GIRL HAS 1ST PERIOD, KILLS 90!!!!!!!! Man, how did we survive the 1930s through 1960s and beyond!!!!!???)

But with my wife, I can joke and laugh with said fine ladies and they can go off with Steve the Bartender cause I'm going home with Teddy Bear who will lock me out of the house cause she saw how I was flirting with those ladies AND Steve!!!!!

Good night and have a better tomorrow, Christ it's still hot outside!! Could someone spare me a cool place to sleep? Thanks.

Archive.org is a great place to watch such fine films as SEX MADNESS and other helpful films that guide and make us better people. Also, you can find the Way Back Machine there where you can find such sites that are gone now as Tink's old Geocities site of The Church of Ra.  Thanks Archive.org, without you, tonight's article would have been on cheats for Facebook games such as Farmville.