Dearest world,
Can't we just get along or at the very least, can we just agree that we'll never agree on anything and just give up the killing in the name of God.
Please?
Why base hate on something like religion? Can't we just hate each others' sport teams?
I mean, I hate the Dallas Cowboys, I have for awhile. I cringe every time someone says, "They're America's team!"
They're not. No team is 'America's team', not even the New Orleans Saints of last year.
Hell no one can agree over favorite ice cream for goodness sake.
I mean, there's people out there who actually cheer for the Cowboys.
I know, damn enablers!!
Stop cheering for them and calling them 'America's Team'!
You're keeping their egos up!!
I believe the common link between everyone the world over is our ability to disagree over the simpliest thing.
"What do you want for dinner?" is the question that has started more wars then "What is your political party?"
Go look it up on Google, would Google lie to you?
Of course not.
Hell, I think everyone can agree, Spammers suck and not in that good way.
Here's an article I found on Yahoo! (with a lot of rewording!) about how Spammers cause riots!
KABUL, Afghanistan – Afghans set fire to tires in the streets and shouted "Death to Spammers" for a second day Saturday despite a decision by Spammers to call off plans to spam the entire Internet and chosen only to spam one particular site which shall remain nameless with offers of free live Internet broadcast of such games as North Dakota University vs. Kansas State.
The protests, the largest drawing a crowd estimated at more than 10,000 people, continued despite a decision by Spammers to call off plans to spam the ENTIRE INTERNET with offers to view NCAA live football games for free on the 100th anniversary of the Spam Letter as used by marketing whores the world over and caused a war in Spain on September 11th, 1878.
One spammer, Sdsdf Ssdg, told NBC on Saturday that "we feel that Mary Lin Lin is telling us to stop the spamming", which had stirred outrage among millions upon millions worldwide.
"We're not going to go back and do it," Ssdg said, referring to the planned spamming. "It is totally canceled except at Open.Salon.com which seems to not care, thank you not caring people of Open!!!!"
But in a country where most people have limited access to newspapers, television and the Internet, most Afghans were unaware of the Spammer's decision. The Taliban have been distributing pamphlets decrying Spammers plans of spamming every non-Christian email account on Hotmail, claiming they showed the Spammers were in Afghanistan to wage war against free porn printed out on an old dot matrix printer they found at Good Will.
Good night and have a better tomorrow.
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Dallas? Pffffft. Here we go, Steelers, here we go.
You're one of them heathen Fudge Ripple eaters, ain'tcha? What good old Amurkan vanilla ain't good enough for ya?
**starts planning a "Burn a Fudge Ripple Container Day**
"No team is 'America's team" That's kind of the point of America right? That we are ALL America's team. ALL America! Sheesh! Excellent post Tink!
P.S. Go Chargers!
rated with love.
BTW, the Packers are America's Team. Just sayin'.
"That's just wonderful honey! Mommy is just going to stick her head in the over now."
Tha canadian football league?
Rated with hugs
And it's Rocky Road.
I wanna come....... I wanna come tooooooo......!
I loooooooove coffee ice-cream! (and I even have some coffee sprinkles Tink or Grif gave me while they were in Canada for a CFL game, once.)(In a Lexus IS)
^R^++
I'm going to print out some spam, just so I can take it down to the BBQ pit and burn it. Yarrrgh. Yah.
OS is a Spammer's delight. Rather like going to heaven with virgins or whatever. Or maybe like dreaming you are an ice capades dancer and have just stolen the show by out twirling Dorothy Hammil. I think these Spammer's get that kind of high. xox
Excellent post, I will celebrate your brilliance with another shot of Bleueschlager! I'm having a better today :)
I keep flagging the ones I see, but they seem to be outnumbering us here. Scary thought.
ALL SPAM MUST DIE!!!!!!
Rated
I turned the tube off when it was (blechh) Oklahoma 49 FSU 10
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ThroughMyEyes, I'm available!! This weekend ala Saturday night was spent entertaining my wife's all 80s high school reunion, most of it was her class of 1984!! :D They liked me, unlike my high school classmates!! :( ~giggle~
Cranky, damn right, they are fighting the good fight!! EEK!! Awful war though, 10,000 pieces of spam an hour!! EEK!! :D
Amy, damn right I am!! Fudge Ripple do or die!!! ;D
Cap'n, that's mighty smart of ya, but I posted mine cause I figured people needed more to read than just live free feeds of football games!! :D
Joe, the more it happening, the more I think you may be right!! Is anyone working this weekend to fix the damn problem? Ban some IPs, write a virus that only attacks if you post 'Something vs. Something!' :D
Myriad, I very rarely look at the cover anyways, it's just too sad, right now, all of the new posts are Spam, and the left side of that sucker is filled with either SPAM VS. SPAM U or Welcome Dskde skded!!! ~shaking head~ And there's no update from the powers that be on what they're doing to stop it, if it was my site, I'd make sure someone was working on it till the problem was fixed, it's worthless right now to post, I almost didn't post today but figured what the hell.....
suzie, oh no you didn't!! Cowboy lover!! ;D
Stars, ~nodding~ Yeah, we're all Americans, even the non-Americans!! :D
Amy, there is nothing wrong with the Canadian Football League!! :D
Bernadine, she's been hitting on all my friends. Me and her broke up a few months ago, after like 4 emails, she discovered I'm insane and doesn't want her children to be yet concieved to be insane!! :D
Inverted, I usually skip the raisins and just take the rum!! :D Got a bottle tonight, cause it sounded nummy!! ;D
Snoreville, exactly!! Stupid Cowboys!! :D
grifftan, you need to, BAD SPAM!! :D
Ella, I do too!! :D
Mumble, nope, not even them!! I asked!! :D
Poetess, here's to less rough days!! EEK!!!!!
ladyslipper, that's the ticket!!!!! I wish they go away, but they're not going to go away on their own, and well, I don't know who to contact, nobody on the Salon/Open staff will respond back to me, even when I'm serious, so....:(
Matt, I'm not sure, I think it's a plot by Salon to chase away people and so they can move in their selected 'Cool' folks. I could be wrong though.
I still say the Buttfalls Pirates are America's team!! :D
J D, best soap opera script ever!! :D
Linda, back in my days in Montana, we'd get like the Calagary station on our cable channels, nothing said love like the Calagary rodeo and the Canadian Football League!! :D
grif, I think it was Joan Walsh that told us that. Man, remember the days when Joan would come down from the Ivory Platinum Tower and tell us stories about the days she use to roll with Bon Jovi? You don't? Crap, was I the only one who got those stories? Even better!!! :D
(Rocky Road is pretty nummy. I also like Moose Track. Mmmmmm.....) :D
Muse, I've been a bad cat tonight, I need some ice cream too!! :D
Damon, and our Irish!! And I think our China. Sheesh. I still don't get the closing of the comments when they post their stuff, it's like they don't want me to comment before I hit flag!! :D
sky, man, that was a fun trip!! ;D
sixty, me too!!! Stupid Spammers!! Go home! We don't want what you're selling!! Unless it's money and you're giving it away!! YEA!!! :D
xenon, last time I checked CNN, they were, but that could have changed in the last 5 hours!! :D
Robin, yeah, those Brokeback MTN. cowboys are okay, I'd go fishing with them. Wink. Wink. Nudge! Nudge! ;D
Damn it, I'm not against good times and feelings, but they need to go home for awhile, let the words sink in, come back in 50 or 60 years and ask if we want to buy stuff!! ":D
Bleue, awesome!! Drink a few for me!! I did my drinking on Friday night, whiskey and coke and the tarbender made them sooooo strong that by the fourth, I fell back in love with the girl at the front door!! :D
And yeah, baseball, what's up with that? Running around the bases, pffffft!! Give me a game of hopscotch!!!! ~nodding~ :D
Or Corn Hole!! ~LMAO~ (You who don't know, Google it!! I thought the same thing when I first heard of this game---you want me to play WHAT with you? :D)
onl, you are correct my friend! Terrible, terrible war, thousands of penguins lost their lives!! Boohoohoo!!!!!
Poor Woman, I flag a few, but I got to believe that the powers that be know what the hell is going on, I mean, hell, look at the cover right now, all the new posts are spammers, they're might be 1 slip in that's an actual blogger. It's war and our general and troops are all taking naps I believe!! :(
Fred, there's been a lot of college games these last few weekends that have been just OUCHIE!! to watch and I'm not even a fan of the teams getting wooped and I felt bad. Like 98 to 0!! EEK!! :(
lemonpulp, that's what I'm talking about. Go interrupt the President's speech or something, leave my toons alone!! ~nodding~
As for ice cream...well if y'all would give up ice cream and eat frozen custard, then we could all just get along. Preferably Mocha Almond Fudge custard.
Go get 'em, Tink! ;)
Woman, it seems like they the staff might be on it, working on something, here's hoping they figure something out soon!!! ~nodding~
oh fuk it I can't rap... ADHD and cheap booze stunted my rhyming gene