The other night, more like early morning, I decided to take a walk down to the local Meijers and buy some fixings for a big breakfast.

It was 2 in the morning, the wifey was having a girl's night with her friend and two daughters(one is 3, the other is 7, both are like 5 or 6 years more mature then what their age is.  But it gets knocked back a year or so because well, they like Tink!!!) out in southwestern Indiana.

There was makeup, hair, dressing up, movies, pizza, and I was asked to go, but I decided, I would save getting my nails painted hot pink along with my hair curled and put into a ponytail till I had my first job interview in months.

I took a different way home, past the Graceland Baptist Church lit sign with all the good words.

And there it said,  'Take Back America --- September 28th, 2010" 

I didn't know we needed to take back America, but seemingly we must, as it had become lost.

I wasn't even sure how a country, a pretty good size one at that, could become lost. 

I mean, I haven't talked to my friends in New Mexico in awhile, they could be lost, but the entire country? 

I had to investigate.

I decided to head over to the church's website. 

I have a few churches around my house, mostly baptist, with a few others thrown in for good measures. 

Most of them are pretty nice, the one down the street likes to 'Sing their faith' to the Lord every Sunday, with Auntie singing the loudest.  She's a very big, aunty type, and every so often, as I walk by on my daily exercise walks, Auntie will see me and wave and say something like,

"You're coming to church on Sunday right?"

"Nope."

"Good. I'll sing for your soul!"

Auntie doesn't really need a reason to sing for any soul. I have a feeling if I showed up, she'd have a heart attack and die, and I'd feel bad.

Graceland Baptist is a huge church, one of the monster churches in the area. 

They use to have the best Christmas display for years and years, but the church elders grew more eldier and the youngens didn't want to spend the hours and months it took to build the displays let alone learn how to build them, so they stopped doing that.

I guess the elders needed something to do before they died, so they decided to do a rally.

Though on the sign, they don't call it a rally.

From the Graceland Baptist Church's website ---- http://www.gracelandbaptist.org/  (TINK NOTE: Auntie's church doesn't have a website.  "Why do we need a website?  Everyone who needs to know, knows!"

I love you Auntie, but damn it, I need to keep my awesome skillz in tune, that's why I offered to build you a web site, god damn it!!

"Don't be taking the Good lord's name that way, I'll spank the white off of you!!"   Auntie would probably say, shaking her finger at me.)

"Take Back America Rally!  This rally is a non-partisan and will not endorse any candidate or political party"

Non-partisan? Awesome!! I might just go, I hate it when a rally is partisan, I have low tolerance for partisan cheese. 

Haha.  Laugh it up my friends, we're TAKING BACK AMERICA!!!!!

"Candidates for the fall election will be invited to attend and be introduced.  Individuals will have the chance to speak with the candidates after the rally.  It all happens on Tuesday, September 28^th 7:00 – 8:30 pm.  There is no cost to individuals to attend the Rally"

Awesome! Free? I'll be there, cause well, not much happening on Tuesday anyways, and I bet there'll be lots of candidates there and I'd love to speak to them.

And write a blog about them.

Wait, I ALREADY DID!! Teeheehee!

"Individuals will hear about some of the key issues impacting churches and families including:"

These should be good. I can tell you, they are!! Issues that not only impact the churches but well, everyone as a whole.

• Protecting churches from being taxed or regulated by the government

I hate it when the government tries to regulate my churches.  Churches should be free to gain so much wealth, they could choke a chicken or something. 

I'm thinking of starting my own church, I'm already an ordained minister in the Church Universal Light Triumphant(C.U.L.T for short!!).  It was free and online so I decided, why not. 

For five bucks, they'd send you a card to put in your car window that said, "Member of the Clergy" so you could park in the clergy spots at hospitals and for another $7.50, you could get a press pass.

Don't ask, I'm not sure why either.  But the more I think about it, Open.Salon should sell press passes.

I bet they could make at least $52.82 or more.

More years and years ago, there was a publication put out by a fellow from Oregon, his advice was 'How to become rich, tax free...", his suggestion, 'Start a church'.

Good advice, unless the government storms your compound, then, well, not so good.

• Protecting the sanctity of life

I think we're beginning to move from non-partisan, into partisan here, but hey, it's a church, they should be for the sanctity of life, all life is beautiful, a mystery on how one spermie found the egg, while the best part ran down their mama's ass crack.

Teeheehee.

Sorry.

• Protecting marriage between one man and one woman

One man, meets a woman, they fall in love, even though that man is gay, but he knows, that the only true love is heterosexual!!

The gays and lesbians are just there for pornos.

Teeheehee.

• Protecting women and girls from male cross-dressers having access to women’s restrooms

Uh, what?

I don't know about the rest of the states, but I hadn't really seen this as a problem till now. 

Are there millions of crossdressers storming the women's restrooms in an attempt to use their potties?

And why aren't the major news networks covering it? Are they too busy going potty?

Is "We want the right to sit while we pee, our panties around our knees!!!" being chanted throughout America by crossdressers as they storm the women's restrooms? 

I mean, yeah, some of the women's restrooms are pretty nice, lounges more like it, but for the most part, well, one rest room is pretty much like another.

I mean, back a few years ago, the wife and I went to a state park. I had to potty, so I went to the rest room. 

A woman walked into the restroom with her son as I was turning from the urinal.

I said hello.  She smiled, said hello back and we went about our business. But I'm guessing I should have shrieked and said, "This is the MEN'S ROOM!!! lady, you need to LEAVE now, before the foundation of America is shaken to its knees!!!!"

• Providing every child with the chance to get a first class education

This actually pretty good. So let the crossdressers have access to both restrooms.  This will be a really good education for the little children.

Don't let them go into the back room with Reverend Tim though, they'll get a real education then.

Teeheehee!!

• Protecting families from tax increases

How to protect the families from tax increaseses: Tell them to start a church.

• The effort to repeal property taxes so individuals can finally own their own home

I don't own my own home, the bank owns most of it, I'll be close to 70 before I truely own my home. 

And will still be paying property taxes to the Man, who will still be fucking up the Wet Dream.

So this is good point.  

So is America lost? 

I'm still not sure.  I mean, it might be, but should we take it back?

And from whom?

The Mexicans?

The Muslims?

The crossdressers who want to use the women's restroom?

Lesbians?

Gay Club Kids who get knifed by Lesbians?

Overtaxing, misuser of tax funds ala politicians, any party?

Bloggers?

Jesus Christ?

Your mom?

Etc. Etc. Etc.?

Who truely has America and why did they take it in the first place? 

I mean, seriously, there's only a small part of America I'd want, so what would I do with the rest? 

Land fill?

Maybe an awesome sports center for the Detroit Lions?

Maybe both?

Perhaps it is all an illusion, maybe nobody really has America so nobody can really take it back. 

The talking heads need something to bitch about, so what the hell!

I AM TAKING BACK AMERICA, ONE BURRITO AT A TIME!!!

Good night and have a better tomorrow.