As everyone knows, the weekend have become Spam-a-Rama and there doesn't seem to be a cure for it, except ignoring it and sometimes, having to go to the manage comment section so the browser will get locked up for twenty minutes between clicking DELETE COMMENT.
I would like to change that button DELETE FUCKING COMMENT which is what I utter at the computer screen each time I click on it till I get a response.
We can skip the DELETE COMMENT? prompt too. Yeah, no shit, I wish to delete the comment hence the fucking reason, I clicked the god damn button. Hello? Is this thing on? Was this designed by Microsoft?
"Do you really want to quit?" Nope, just testing you! Teeheehee!
By the way, I'm still not sure what the 'For+sale' insta-tag is for. Do people really sell stuff on here besides the typical spammer and if they do, besides me, who now has 100s of 1000s of sales of Tink Products to add to his name(not really, but lets pretend!!), do they make sales by adding that tag?
You should write a book, "HOW I SOLD MYSELF ON OPEN.SALON! BY IMA PROSA TUTE"
It'd become an instant classic.
Like 'Shaving Ryan's Privates' or 'Blowing Mr. Daisy'.
You know, the real classy classic.
Speaking of real classy, the other day I and the wife were eating out and as we left, I turned and noticed Boy Emo with his girlfriend Ms. Super Preppy sitting at a nearby table making "We'll be forever, even after we graduated from high school!" eyes at each other. Boy Emo drives a rice burner like in 'Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift', all deck out like the cars in the movies with the super slic graphic decals.
I'm telling you, there were like 4 different movies just within walking distants of my table.
I had the script already moving in my head.
"I cut myself so I can feel the pain, I shall beat you bad Asian guy!" Boy Emo says, revving his engine. Super fast paced techno-asian girl band music begins to play.
"You will not defeat me!! Haha!! I am super bad Asian guy while you are Boy Emo sent here from the states by your mom who could no longer handle you!! Haha!!"
VAROOOOM!! GO SPEED RACER! GO!!!
Oops, sorry, wrong movie.
Anyways, I hope you are all having a grand Super Good Spam Sunday. I know I am, I got booze!
Good night and have a better tomorrow.