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APRIL 17, 2011 11:01PM

What's your price? Dating or Prostitution? PAY FOR DATE?

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The other day I signed onto my InternetaThingy and there was a story.

It was about a "dating site" called, I'm not kidding, Whatsyourprice.com.

Their title reads : Online Dating| Everyone has a price. Whatsyourprice.com

Here's how it works, straight from their website ---- (can be found : http://www.whatsyourprice.com/#!/about  Also, check out the Founder! He's SEXY!!!! Also wrote a book about being a 'Sugar Daddy'! Awesome, I know, right?)

WhatsYourPrice.com is an online dating website and marketplace where users can buy or sell the opportunity of going out on a first date.

While this may be an entirely new concept in dating, most of us are already pretty familiar with the idea of buying a first date. It's been done many times at charity events, where guys and girls volunteer themselves to be bid out as dates! However, besides these charity events, an economic model of pricing and paying for a first date did not exist in the real world ... until now.

Based on a patent pending dating system (US Patent Pending: Application No. 61407831), WhatsYourPrice.com provides a platform where generous and attractive singles can negotiate and agree on a price for a first date. By providing this additional monetary incentive, WhatsYourPrice.com is able to help people meet those they really want to meet - Guaranteed!

For those who have high standards, and are willing to pay for the chance to go out on a first date with beautiful and attractive people, WhatsYourPrice.com offers another amazing online venue where you can meet thousands of gorgeous girls (and guys). While the website is effective in getting you that first date, how you leverage the opportunity is entirely dependent on your personal charms or seduction skills. But isn't this challenge a part of why dating and going out on first dates can be so exciting, tantalizingly, unpredictable, and fun!?!?!

For those who are beautiful and attractive, going out with someone on a first date no longer has to be a waste of time. In fact, on WhatsYourPrice.com its an opportunity! You'll get compensated for the time you spend meeting someone new, and you'll have the chance to improve the odds of finding that perfect relationship by meeting generous people you normally wouldn't meet. Best of all, attractive users can use the website 100% free.

Wait? Paying for a date? I think I've heard this business plan before!

Here's how it works --- Tink style!

There's two kinds of daters, according to The Founder!

  • THE ATTRACTIVE --- Those folks who get paid to go out on dates.  Yes, yes, they could change their title to PROSTITUTE but then, the concept wouldn't be neat and original and MSNBC wouldn't have it on their newsline!

  pro345

Here they are: The Attractives!

They get to use the site for free.

Yes, you can find $20.00 dates (AS FOUND HERE ---> Bella4! $20 and I'll come to your house and throw rose petals all over your place!!! RENT ME NOW!!! ) on the site! UPDATE --- since I've been writing this, Bella's has gone up to $120.  Sheesh!!!!!)

What will  $20 buy you?

French Vanilla ice cream and TWO toppings of your choice.

Plus, one pay per view porno, SkinaMax quality, to watch and enjoy.

What will $150 buy you?

One ticket to 'Get to touch my boobies baby!' and, if you're lucky, she'll call you 'Daddy Warbucks' in public!!

  • THE GENEROUS --- These are the guys, the fellows, the 'Sugar Daddies' willing to pay for a date.   According to the site, "They have high standards and aren't willing to settle for less...." but, they'll pay for it, if they can't find it for free! (And if you can't, you're worse off than Tink --- hell, he can find mama plenty down at the movie theater!!!!!! Maybe Tink should start a dating site --- YOU LOSER? SO AM I! COME HERE, FIND WOMEN WHOSE SELF ESTEEM IS SO LOW, THEY'LL DATE YOU! WON'T EVEN CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

The Losers oops, I mean, THE GENEROUS, have to pay to use the site.   Also, they have to pay the ATTRACTIVE also. 

Nope, I was right the first time. HELLO LOSERS!!!

I wish this site had been around back in my high school days. 

 I would have SOOOOOOO had a prom date!!

 Maybe three.

dumbass1 Here's 'Mr. Generous'! He's willing to pay to date beautiful sexy or gorgeous people! And for the right price, Whatsyourprice.com will give you so many dates, your dick will fall off.

That'll teach you not to wear a condom on the first date!

The Generous put up ads stating, "I'm a rich horny buttnugget who is looking for lady breathing --- willing to pay up to $150 for first date!!"

So it brings people together willing to pay and to be paid for a "date".

Yes, yes, back in your day they had places like that too!

They were called, brothels or "whorehouses" but damn it, this is the New Day and a New Age, and there's no offer of sex, just a date.

So sweet, so innocent!

And for you ladies out there, Explorer from Toronto -- 47 --- is willing to pay $150 to date you!! 

His networth is $1million to $5million and his yearly revenues is $200,000 to $300,000!!

Awesome, I know...no, I don't know why he can't find a woman at a bar to rip him off, maybe he has a personality issue or he wets the bed! But for the chance to milk him dry, why you have to be so picky!!??

uh5mp44ystseydc3 Yes, he's cute, but he has been divorced at least once.  Yep, damaged goods!  We've tried him at $50 bucks, and no ladies wanted the bait, so, for today only, we've upped the Payout --- hurry ----- he might be going fast!!

For the men out there, looking to pay like $80 for a night out with passion and fire, lacey underwear and all that jazz, we present Krasya!

Yes, my friend, it could be a disease from New York! But who cares, for $80, Krasya will laugh at your stupid jokes...

cdh33v2ny6a3add7 IN HER UNDERWEAR!!!  She has TWO pearl necklaces, how about you give her a third!!!!

Her occupation is listed as 'xoxo'! No, seriously, that means, kissy kissy smooch smooch hug hug on the first date! IN HER UNDERWEAR!!!!!

And if you don't like her, on the side of the profile is a list of 'More Attractive Members' 

Better than a massage parlor on Fifth Street, cheaper too, from what I can see!!

Happy ending not guaranteed, but hey, YOU NEED A DATE, WOMEN ARE WILLING TO BE PAID TO GO OUT WITH YOU!

No, I don't call that 'I'M WINNING!' but whatever helps you sleep at night.

Good night and have a better tomorrow.

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Do you think the word date is a code word for something else on that site? Just maybe? LOL This is funny.
I wonder which I would be?
Remember, if she is hot she isn't a hooker, she is a capitalist. They go very well with "generous" types.
Steve says I can have him for free hahahahahaha
That bear is my heroe.
I love dat bear
rated with hugs
A guy I knew a long time ago and who turned the odd trick when rent money was short, referred to his -um- clients- as dates...
Heart, I'm not sure!!!!!! :D

Doc, well, go be an Attractive, and see!! ;D

Bowl, ~nodding~ Sooo true!! :D

Linda, my wifey says she couldn't give me away, so...:D I love that bear too!!!! :D

~hug~
I have a lovely member - why is my lovely member not to be found on your list of 'More Attractive Members' huh? Why is that?
I can only imagine the scintillating conversation that goes on during those dates. I'd have to reprogram my phone to go *cha-ching* every now and then just to break the weird down a bit
Ian, yeah, the term 'date' is an old term in the 'Business' and in reporting 'The Business' ~nodding~ :D
Fred, I tried to post your Member to the article, but Open being Open, stripped it!! I KNOW!! AND WITHOUT PAYING!! :D

Julie, ~nodding~ Me too!! :D
If Bonnie were here she'd be looking into this...business.
toritto, I was thinking the same thing(about Craigs List and the Economy and such!!) while writing this. :D

(Also, it made me laugh!! HI, I NEED A PROM DATE, THANKS, 140 BUCKS IS FINE!! :D)
Matt, (shhhhh, I'm not suppose to say this but Bonnie, Nana AND Trig are the founding peoples of this site!! :D)
My money's on the bear.
This is journalism, Tink. They give Pulitzer Prizes for that. Imagine how much money would be bid for you if you were a Pulitzer Prize winner. Krasya might be paying you.
Cranky, I know, right?

Man, someday, I might win one of them Polesindahole prizes and then rich women will be paying ME for dates!! Like a gladiator, only I won't be dead or something!!

What? :D
Gee not tonight. I have a headache, but that thanks anyway, TINK.
Too funny! Pffft! Dating? What is this dating thing you speak of? I been married for 17yrs
Can I use a coupon? Hah - you devil boy. Just Jali Smiling and rating of course. :-)
The comedienne Lori Lieberman has a great line, after set-up about changing sex roles, women going Dutch, etc.:

"Call me old-fashioned, but I think the man should pay. For sex."
I new it was only a matter of time before this "dating" thing came back around.....you are aware that adultfriendfinder is the owner of this site...shhhh don't tell those poor men who have memberships, they may cry....LOL

I likes the bear as well:)
Hugs
~R~
$One Million Dallah - after taxes

Butt nugget? f'real dude?
Christine, :( But I got cake! :D

white and black, be 13 years in May for me. Dating is for suckers, STRAIGHT UP NAUGHTY SEX WITH THE POST MAN is hawt!! What? :D

jali, coupons always good! ;D

Con, ~nodding~ Men pay for sex ALL THE TIME!! ;D

Dysfnct, did not know that about AdultFriendFinder, but it makes sense! :D

Gabby, f'real!!! :D
Krasya?!!!!

And just where did YOU get hold of a picture of my brother?

;-p
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sky, that site has our entire family tree on it!! :D
Hahahaha, wow. Well at least the street corner businesses won't be keeping the cops busy, so they can dedicate their time to bear hunting. Errrr, wait. Crash the website now!!
SCAM & RIPOFF

Joined site - figured why not, made an off to an attractive lady, she counter offered asking for more, I agreed.

This is the SCAM - I need to buy credit from the website, in order to send her a message on the date details, so on top of my offer to my date, I have to pay an extra $50.00 to $250.00 to the website to setup my date.

Figured I work around and just add my email address to my profile, we they edited it out.

Crap website
F FCA, ~shaking head~ Another money maker for somebody!!
I had a date with someone I met on what's your price yesterday. We had a $100 lunch which he paid for, he slipped me $250 in cash under the table, and then I went home. I did give him a hug goodbye but there was no sex. Is it really that hard to believe wealthy men will pay to spend time with beautiful women?
F FCA it's not a crap website, it just sounds like your poor. No reason to be mad that your broke ass can't afford it.