The other day I signed onto my InternetaThingy and there was a story.
It was about a "dating site" called, I'm not kidding, Whatsyourprice.com.
Their title reads : Online Dating| Everyone has a price. Whatsyourprice.com
Here's how it works, straight from their website ---- (can be found : http://www.whatsyourprice.com/#!/about Also, check out the Founder! He's SEXY!!!! Also wrote a book about being a 'Sugar Daddy'! Awesome, I know, right?)
Wait? Paying for a date? I think I've heard this business plan before!
Here's how it works --- Tink style!
There's two kinds of daters, according to The Founder!
- THE ATTRACTIVE --- Those folks who get paid to go out on dates. Yes, yes, they could change their title to PROSTITUTE but then, the concept wouldn't be neat and original and MSNBC wouldn't have it on their newsline!
Here they are: The Attractives!
They get to use the site for free.
Yes, you can find $20.00 dates (AS FOUND HERE ---> Bella4! $20 and I'll come to your house and throw rose petals all over your place!!! RENT ME NOW!!! ) on the site! UPDATE --- since I've been writing this, Bella's has gone up to $120. Sheesh!!!!!)
What will $20 buy you?
French Vanilla ice cream and TWO toppings of your choice.
Plus, one pay per view porno, SkinaMax quality, to watch and enjoy.
What will $150 buy you?
One ticket to 'Get to touch my boobies baby!' and, if you're lucky, she'll call you 'Daddy Warbucks' in public!!
- THE GENEROUS --- These are the guys, the fellows, the 'Sugar Daddies' willing to pay for a date. According to the site, "They have high standards and aren't willing to settle for less...." but, they'll pay for it, if they can't find it for free! (And if you can't, you're worse off than Tink --- hell, he can find mama plenty down at the movie theater!!!!!! Maybe Tink should start a dating site --- YOU LOSER? SO AM I! COME HERE, FIND WOMEN WHOSE SELF ESTEEM IS SO LOW, THEY'LL DATE YOU! WON'T EVEN CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
The Losers oops, I mean, THE GENEROUS, have to pay to use the site. Also, they have to pay the ATTRACTIVE also.
Nope, I was right the first time. HELLO LOSERS!!!
I wish this site had been around back in my high school days.
I would have SOOOOOOO had a prom date!!
Here's 'Mr. Generous'! He's willing to pay to date beautiful sexy or gorgeous people! And for the right price, Whatsyourprice.com will give you so many dates, your dick will fall off.
That'll teach you not to wear a condom on the first date!
The Generous put up ads stating, "I'm a rich horny buttnugget who is looking for lady breathing --- willing to pay up to $150 for first date!!"
So it brings people together willing to pay and to be paid for a "date".
Yes, yes, back in your day they had places like that too!
They were called, brothels or "whorehouses" but damn it, this is the New Day and a New Age, and there's no offer of sex, just a date.
So sweet, so innocent!
And for you ladies out there, Explorer from Toronto -- 47 --- is willing to pay $150 to date you!!
His networth is $1million to $5million and his yearly revenues is $200,000 to $300,000!!
Awesome, I know...no, I don't know why he can't find a woman at a bar to rip him off, maybe he has a personality issue or he wets the bed! But for the chance to milk him dry, why you have to be so picky!!??
Yes, he's cute, but he has been divorced at least once. Yep, damaged goods! We've tried him at $50 bucks, and no ladies wanted the bait, so, for today only, we've upped the Payout --- hurry ----- he might be going fast!!
For the men out there, looking to pay like $80 for a night out with passion and fire, lacey underwear and all that jazz, we present Krasya!
Yes, my friend, it could be a disease from New York! But who cares, for $80, Krasya will laugh at your stupid jokes...
IN HER UNDERWEAR!!! She has TWO pearl necklaces, how about you give her a third!!!!
Her occupation is listed as 'xoxo'! No, seriously, that means, kissy kissy smooch smooch hug hug on the first date! IN HER UNDERWEAR!!!!!
And if you don't like her, on the side of the profile is a list of 'More Attractive Members'
Better than a massage parlor on Fifth Street, cheaper too, from what I can see!!
Happy ending not guaranteed, but hey, YOU NEED A DATE, WOMEN ARE WILLING TO BE PAID TO GO OUT WITH YOU!
No, I don't call that 'I'M WINNING!' but whatever helps you sleep at night.
Good night and have a better tomorrow.
"I'd rather blog about my butt!! I can do that for free!"