Hi and welcome to Spam Revue: Weekend edition, I'm your host, Jack Winkendale.
What a great weekend for Spam, the weather couldn't be more beautiful, 87 degrees outside and not a cloud in the sky.
Today, we discovered a new player to the Spam scene, his or her name is:
limpn ajom!
And here's the post that attracted our eyes to this wonder of society ---
The color puke green and well, we're not sure what that color is, maybe passionate purple or what our poo looks like after eating too many grapes, is what Spam Weekend is all about.
We decided to track down limpn ajom and maybe get a few words on tape for our readers at home.
We were lucky this time around as only one limpn ajom is alive and well on the Planet Earth and we found his phone number.
Weren't we lucky?
Amazingly, limpn ajom agreed to be interviewed.
Jack: Hi there, may I call you limpn?
limpn: Yes, please do, all my very good friends call me limpn!
Jack: So let me get to the point, the question all my readers want to know, why the fuck do you spam internet market?
limpn: I do it for the girls, oh yes, internet marketing gets me much love from the ladies, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
Jack: The hell you say!?
limpn: Oh yes, the ladies love a man who knows how to give them the live feed football game, oh yes, yes they do! Many sluts have been cornered in the nest of limpn ajom!
Jack: Next question, what does your name mean?
limpn: It was giving to me by my father, limpn ajom the 1st, he was a great man, insemenated the bulls in my country of Duluth. He was kicked in the head one day, and as he lay dying on the ground, his brains all about him, he said to me, LIMPN JR, DO NOT BECOME A BULL INSEMINATOR, BE AN INTERNET MARKETING GENIUS, THEY GET ALL THE GIRLS! And then, he died there, in my arms...
Jack: ~TEARS~ That's the second saddest story of the death of a bull inseminator I have ever heard.
limpn: The next day, I bought a plane ticket to Fargo, North Dakota and never looked back.
Jack: Same story here. So why the whole live feed of football games?
limpn: My mother told me that everyone in the USA loves the fooseball, she would say, LIMPN, THE AMERICANS, THEY LOVE THE BALLS!!! DANGLIN' BALLS...
Jack: I know I for one love a big pair of dangling balls myself.
limpn: Yes, yes, I know, many men love to play with balls, and grab tight ends, and laugh, like hahahaha, I am grabbing your ass on national television, play with my balls!!!
Jack: Thanks limpn for that great interview!
limpn: Anytime, maybe you will allow me to say some hellos to my fellow internet marketing team?
Jack: sure, why not!
limpn: Hello Crispin Homer with your
Outstanding object: ideology or hegelianism?
Whatever the f*ck that is!
And to all the LIVE FEED OF PING PONG TOURNAMENT 2011, HOLLER!!!!
Or rock the something, till 8:45 am, then the new Krew kicks it!
Jack: What about Asdgh Hgdsa?
limpn: That son of a bitch can rot in Hell! Sooooo creative with his name choice!
Jack: Rival?
limpn: Do not cuss at me!
Jack: What?
Anyways, we think the phone line went dead or something as we lost contact with limpn, so holla to Asdgh! We think in the Spam world, it's like East Coast - West Coast in the rap world.
So for all you fooseball fans out there, we bring you, LIVE FEED OF THE NORTH CAROLINA PIG FRUCKERS vs. ALABAMA SLAMMIN' IN U SISTER'S U....
The final score: PIG FRUCKERS -- 0 U SISTER'S U --- 69!
We think U Sister's U will be going to the big game in December if they can take on a team and spank them hard like they did today!
Good night and have a better tomorrow!
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(I keep hoping that the Powers that Be around here are really working on a means to control the spammers and not just blowing smoke up our butts cause they think that's what we want to hear!! :))
:-) / R
toritto, I might have to research it, I ain't never heard of it in reference to NJ!! :D (My home town has it in their China Town, but they don't sell the opium anymore like they did in the 20s!! :D)
Kate, ewww, BoA is pffffft!!! :D
- but you knew I was going to say that!
HUGGGGGGGGGGG
I think limpn should have stayed will Bull insemination in Duluth, I hear the local girls currently find them irresistible.
rated with love
-R-
Thanks, Jack, for the scintillating interview with limpn. I've often wondered what motivates the spammers, but now I get it: "Many sluts have been cornered in the nest of limpn ajom." Spamming for nookie; what could be more natural?
I thought I'd delete a few spam posts this morning. Right now it is obvious the speedup of the site had the automated/semiautomated spammers delighted. Evil trespassing parasites.
Matt, it is!! Right on the top list!!! :D
Myriad, might have to check into that one. I've noticed a new increase in 'Strange titles' followed by hidden links lately!!! :D
Jonathan, my parole officer says the same thing!! :D
jane, ahhh thanks!! I owe it all to you, remember Good News Sunday which led to Good Spam Sunday which well, I hadn't done in like forever, so...:D
~gropes back~
heron, and damn it, I hungry!! LETS END HUNGER!! :D
Trudge, ~nodding~ Buy three, they small!! :D
Catherine, damn that Chrome, but loves their spell check!! Wooo!! :D
Linda, Kerry has some good porn!! :D
RP, ~nodding~ A very good interview indeed!! ;)
L.E. the answer is yes, maybe, who knows!! ;D
nana, I know!! I mean, why do we keep blogging? WE DO IT FOR THE NOOKIE, THE NOOKIE!! WOOOO WOOOO WOOO!! ;D
Geraint, thank you very much!! Hey, I see Turkey released ya from prison!! Tell us, was it exciting? Did you drop the soap? I did when I was in their prisons. Nana didn't, he said, NO WAY, KEEPING THE SOAP CLOSE TO MY CHEST!! :D
lefty, girls LOVE no eyeballs!! ;D
gail, I think we just have to give up, throw up our hands in defeat, and join the Revolution, tell Emily(she won't listen to me, something about a Blacklist and I'm on it!! :D) to just start giving EPs to the Spammers!! :D
Seriously, you could stay up all night and you wouldn't catch half the Spammers, some of them get quite tricky(Myriad has giving me a suggestion --- see above! :D) even going to length as adding people as favorites, rating a post or two(that, I don't mind!! :D) even sending us love letters(READ my "Glads Series" on the side over there!! :D)
Cranky, I know, me too!!! Boohoohoo!! :D
That could be the solution for us for the upcoming election season!! :D
Actually OS gets monies from Spammers like traffic fines. Don't cha think? It makes them look like they have more traffic and they can keep investors paying the red ink. Goin' red since 2008 is what I read.
Hilarious! Glad I was surfin'.
course right now ain't so good either
But when they delete me! That's when I really gets pissed off!
Oh yeah, I thought my new avatar here was Buddy2010. Guess that one's messed up too. They're using my real name. Oh well, I've used my real name enough writing to editors. LOL
I know, better than what I'm getting paid now(AdSense == 12 cents a month!! What the hell!!?! HELLO SPAMMING THE BEJESUS OUT OF OPEN.SALON!! :D)
Julie, it bad most nights. There was a slowdown for a little bit, right after they took the NEW POSTS feed off, not sure what happened, but damn if the spammers didn't come back full force!!!
And their posts, are just dreadful, not a hot kitty photo in one of them(some pussy shots, but those don't count!! WRONG KIND OF PUSSY FOR ME!! :D)
OK OK, so sue me.
Fuck...I hate spam, too.
If it didn’t they’d take a hike because they don’t get paid if there’re no results.
You all know what that means; that OSers are using those spam ads. Until that stops you can expect as much spam as they can shovel in here. Enjoy!!
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Orange, ;)
WE CAN TOO!!!
COME CHECK OUT HTTP://WWW.WANGMEINTHEJIMMY.COM!!
:D