Hello and welcome to another issue of Tinky's Love Train, starring your favorite MD in training and Master of the Wee Wee on a cold dark Saturday night,

Dr. Andrew Scwazzensize

  "I'm not a real doctor but I've played one with my sister!"

Today, I received the following love message from "miss Anita" as in "Anita Gina"

But her real name is Anita Mulbah, and she has a "prevet ID" which most of us do as well, except we spell it pervert here in world of lust bunnies!

Hello Dear
How are you today,i hope you are fine. my name is miss Anita a single girl I saw your profile on(open.salon.com)and became interested in you,please contact me on my prevet ID (anitamulbah@yahoo.in) I have something important to tell you. hope to hear from you soon Your.s friend miss Anita.

Hello Dear back to you as well,

How am I today?

The better question is how are you my friend Miss Anita, but lets stop being so formal and call each other Starsky and Hutch!

Okay?

OKAY!

I saw your profile at Linkedin ---

 Anita!!

You have a very pretty smile.

Well, someone has a very pretty smile!

Instead of writing Ms. Anita Mulbah(she needs a vulva? How sad!), I decided to study her through Google.

A very interesting trip indeed.

Many of these "I findz u profile on lickmyass.com and find it interesting" use names that if you Google, you may find a Tink article and not much else, but Ms. Anita, she's a busy bee, with the same come on.

Tricky Anita, I almost fell for your come on line, believing you really wanted to be my friend, even more, as they say at Match.com

I almost fell in lub with ju befir we'z evan bagan, Ms. Anita!

I r heartzbruken!

U sure do have some nice cleavage though!

Anita Mulbah --- Rebels attacked our house!

(Above link leads to Scam Baiter website --- one of many where scammers are led on a grand adventure just to be pushed into the mud and forced to eat crow!!)

I wander through the wonderous world of Anita, her tracks through other peoples' hearts in the very least many, she is a tramp, a slut, a fornicator if I was a preacher man, without the benefit of fornication.

Of course she resides in the refugee camp in Dakar Senegal, land of the Great Reverend Father whose computer seems open to all, including my own Queen Jobes, who still chats with me on script as if I didn't mention she was killed in a fire fight to end all fire fights.

A lovely gang indeed.

The something important she wants to tell me?

Probably her daddy was killed by rabid monkeys and she can't get to the money he put in the bank for her.

Cause like Rick Santorum sezs --- womens can't be trusted with nothing, gotta haz a man to handle all that dough!! MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!

"I'll give you a rectal examine for free!"

Anita responds:

"Please listen to this i have my late father's Personal Will with my name as next of kin and Death Certificate here with me which i will send to you later,because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in one the leading banks here which he used my name as the next of kin,the amount in question is $6.4(Six Million Four Hundred Thousand US Dollars), So i will like you to help me transfer this money to your account and from it you can send some money for me to get my traveling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you"

Ah, I think we have found a love match. I hope Rick and Anita are happy together, she has her own strapon for those special nights of Role Reversal!!

Good luck you two!!