America, U.S.of Fucking A, you  should be ashamed.

According to a top ten list of spammers as put out by a Spam Busting company, United States of America doesn't even top out in Top Fifty.

The only spammer/Online Marketing Campaigner in the list that is U.S. bred, born and raised is in partner with a Canadian outfit who specializes in penis pills.

What is America known for?

That's right penis pills and online dating and the Ukraine and Estonia are number #1 and number two on the list!

QuickCart Pro, the American spam fest linked to the Canadian company is number 6.

Are we, The American citizens, proud of that?

Fuck no!

We want #1 through number #10, if we can't have manufacturing jobs, we should be jobs manufacturing sweet deals and moms who are ready to spread their legs for you TONIGHT!

We should be #1 in virus-created botnets, not the damn Russian Federation!

How are we going to do this?

To get back to the number 1 spot in spamming?

By following the old days when America was #1 in spamming.

If anyone was online during the hay days of Usenet, you may remember, the spammers that made America proud!

"Make_Money_Fast"

The premise was just how most of these scams electronic marketing schemes work, you want money, live broadcast, your mom's nipples, etc. NOW!!!

Dave Rhoades, the creative energy behind this ideal was a man with a vision of the future, he knew where we were going, too bad he took the last train to the coast when the Internet was still born by Al Gore.

Instanteous graficiation, no waiting, just wham bam, MILF spreading their legs NOW!!

And that is what will make America great once more.

Sex, drugs, and rock and roll, drove my Chevy to the levy but the fucker was dry!!

Yeah, this will be the day I died!!!

Some people say Dave Rhoades wasn't a real person, but that shouldn't matter, some people say Ronald Reagan was a soul sucking cyborg who still wanders the landscape of the America looking for lefty socialist pigs to devour!

And if you read the first part of Dave Rhoades letter, you know he's as real as Ronald Reagan:

Dear Friends,

My name is Dave Rhodes.  In September 1988 my car was
reposessed and the bill collectors were hounding me like you wouldn't
believe. I was laid off and my unemployment checks had run out. The
only escape I had from the pressure of failure was my computer and my
modem. I longed to turn my advocation into my vocation.
This January 1989 my family and I went on a ten day cruise to
the tropics. I bought a Lincoln Town Car for CASH in Feburary 1989.

I am currently building a home on the West Coast of Florida, with a
private pool, boat slip, and a beautiful view of the bay from my
breakfast room table and patio. I will never have to work again.
Today I am rich!!!  I have earned over $400,000.00 (Four Hundred
Thousand Dollars) to date and will become a millionaire within 4 or 5
months. Anyone can do the same. This money making program works
perfectly every time, 100% of the time. I have NEVER failed to earn
$50,000.00 or more whenever I wanted. Best of all you never have to
leave home except to go to your mailbox or post office.

I know, just like Mitt Romney! We could all have that life style without the icky stuff of actually working!

How can we do this?

First thing, each one of you needs to send me 10,000 dollars each, and I will send you a list of people you can sucker market to sending you 10,000 each and send them a list of more, uh, marketable candidates!

Easy right?

I know!

For another 10,000 dollars each, I will send you the 'Greatest Product to Market to the World!' that product?

Dreams baby!

Possibly your mom spreading her legs ready for a load! Those seem to sell pretty well too!

So what you're waiting for? Obama to rebuild America?

It is going to take us all, so send your money to me QUICKLY!