I'm not sure why but the AdSense ads for me right now are telling me I should subscribe to Golf Weekly magazine which, if I do, I will also receive a free game of golf.

Sadly, I only play golf on the computer where I kick the bejesus out of the pros.

It's all about the wood.

I've also gotten some ads about finding my Saudi Soul Mate, which, I already have met and we both decided we were better off as friends.

Facebook thinks my brother's exes would be awesome additions to my friends and then, they both decided that Facebook was correct and added me.

Why did I accept their friendship?

Well, the first one was like me and her were married.

The fights we had were epic battles, which she usually won, as most women do in such relationships.

Then later, we'd have makeup sex.

Just kidding, that was his second ex!

Teehee!

Just kidding, I barely talked to his second ex and now, we're friends on Facebook.

Technology, you have to LOVE it!

Without Google following my every move, from me reading about William S. Burrough to viewing porn as far as the browser can see, I wouldn't know that for just pennies a month I can receive Golf Weekly AND  free game of golf in Sandy Fisher Butt Caves Golf Course, somewhere, who the fuck knows!

And the Super Bowl is going to be awesome with Proctor and Gamble by my side.

I still believe that Google is going to be the cause of World War Three.

Some country leader is going to be searching for 'love poems' for his third wife twice removed and he'll discover another country's leader's manifesto on how 1st leader is an asshole.

Nukes will be launched, goats will be killed, and then, we'll quiet down till World War V will happen!

So fucking awesome, it skips World War Four!!!

Of course, lately, in the realm of time worthy subjects, I've been falling behind.

Do I give a shit Demi overdosed on licking toad ass?

Do I really?

According to the search engines, a lot of you out there really care!

A lot!

Also, should I be interested that she has consulted a spirtual guide?

Yep!

She has.

I'm not interested enough to click on the article but apparently enough "celebrity" followers are.

I hope she doesn't consult with the same guide that Ms. Lohan did, that'd be awful!

Dr. Drew where are you...oh, you're at the house already with the TV cameras.

He's a quick mother fucker when it comes to camera time.

And the woman who wedded a building?

That's almost clickable, along with a supposed underwater UFO being discovered, maybe?

I hope Spock and Captain Kirk are okay and have discovered a whale to save the future before Foxnews gets there to call them illegal aliens and have them deported!

That'd be awful!

What was I talking about?

Oh yeah, the future...it's fuck,

THANK YOU GOOGLE!!