The call went out --- TINK, THE PEOPLE ARE WAITING, WHAT DO YOU SAY? (Tink Notes: Since Open's new window has never worked with links, right click and open in new window/tab/whatever u like and you can stay where the answers will be told and read the questions!!! WOOO!!! I know, this should have been in other posts but well, Tink sucks at giving timely advice!!!!!) and Tink, after a nice long nap in front of his biggest fan(Tink Notes: An ArticBlast 7000!!! If that's the best Corporations can do with the mix of the right workers and just enough Government regulations to justify what we pay them fuckers and no unions in the State of South Carolina where the AB7000 is made by illegal immigrants, I'll respond to my few critics of my last post by saying, NO UNIONS, MORE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS AND NO MININUM WAGE IS GOOD!!! But well, it's still nice to have safety regulations like 'brakes should work in cars....you know, so as not to bruise the potential food products ala human beings who can't work no more....') has decided to respond to that call!!
DATE: February 1st, 2012
To: The World
Subject: My ass is so going to look awesome sitting behind the desk in The Oral Office.
In Florida (Tink Notes: toritto's state made a scream out -- NEGATIVE ADS SELL SHIT!!! They should teach that in school starting at the 1st grade!), the other day, Tinkerertink69 received more votes than Rick Santorum. Tink was pleased, he wasn't even running and he got more votes than Rick!!!
Tink has heard the calls, from every state, the People say, TINK! TINK! TINK!
They could be chanting PINK! PINK! PINK! but Tink doesn't hear too well, he has selective hearing lost! So he goes with what he THINKS he hears(Tink Notes: Just like other great presidents!! Hi Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton and G.W. Bush!!!!)
If elected, I will put our troops where it matters, invading the USA!!
For too long, the USA has been a bully, a dictator, and a Communist front with some Capitalist Scum touting off how regulations and chocolate ice cream is the cause of the Downfall!
We should invade the USA!
If we're going to try and help rebuild a nation in need, to throw off the chains of repression so they can put on some new ones, then we should start with our own nation.
Trillions of dollars spent on a war should go back to the nation that gave us, US!
The USA is good at some things, mostly we're good at wars. Not so well with occupation, and therefore, we will just keep the war going and fuck the Occupation: USA!
10 years of tanks rolling through the country side? No way!
The War will be low prices on crappy electronic products we know the USA can build just as shitty as the Chinese.
We will bring back the cars we KNOW the USA can build just as cheaply and as crappy as the Japanese and our cars will have brakes that might work, but if they don't, well, we know a great use for your corpse.
I don't care about the division of the country, Right, Left, in the Middle, in my world, there are no division, there is only one type of people and that is 'Potential Ingredients of a Food Product'!
For too long, since the days of probably the first cumsuckers ala the first burp in the pools of steaming shit that some call the pools of life wandered off into life, there has been division.
People will scream at you, shake their fists, and try to make their points on both sides, the Middle folks just kind of stand there snickering and writing scripts for Jon Stewart and Colbert.
What is the point?
In the end, we all die and rot in the ground or get burnt to dust and really, what is the point in that?
Wouldn't you rather be devoured by an overweight kid in Austin, Texas, to give back to a society that gave you everything, including life?
The USA is still the greatest country in the world. Where else can you get a prostitute, cocaine and a cheap, all you can eat buffet all at 3 AM?
And we wonder why other nations are jealous of us!
We are THE NATION that ponders how we can make heart clogging cheese sticks even more nummier by adding a melted grease product with garlic flavoring as a dipping sauce while adding MORE CHEESE!!
And then we wonder, why, we are so fucking fat!
Couldn't be the Bending Elbow Syndrome OR Shovel to Mouth Disease that make our asses so damn fat, no, it must be our lack of bands around our internal organs that is making us fat!
And we pay $$$ to have doctors cut into us to add those bands in hope that maybe, just maybe, we can fit into a size 5(as size 6 is now considered OVERWEIGHT MODELS!) BEFORE our high school reunions!
I SAY MORE BANDS FOR OUR INTERNAL ORGANS!!
And if elected president, I promise overspending by jillions(remember when jillion was an imaginary number, my dream is to make it a real number!!!) of dollars on researchers who will not only ponder but make it a reality of removing the digestive system from humans in hopes that will be an answer to weight loss!
I also promise to make our roads unsafer by giving states more money than they can spend on a prostitute to finger fuck while snorting cocaine off the ass of a State Senator(HI SENATOR MAX BAUCUS!!!) if they DO NOT repair the pot holes in their streets and highways.
Why? It's like a super challenge to try and avoid them monsters, makes better drivers and possibly walkers!
Ever tried to cross a street with lots of potholes?
If you don't break your ankle in the first six months of my new plan, you'll be promoted to Director of Transportation of your state!
I know, JOB CREATIONS GALORE!!
And those who don't survive?
Organ donation and food creation at its finest.
We'll probably have a surplus so them poor starving children Sally Struther keeps touting off about can have something to eat too!
Mmmmmm, Omar in Sandaskiafaghar, you can have Paul from Duluth, high fat content will make you big and strong and you can, after perfecting your free throw average, join the NBA or possibly the NFL!
Multimillionaires heading back to their country of origin to help rebuild their nation and we didn't, as a Country, have to provide foreign aid!
More money to invest in our Long Term War in the United States of America, ala, Rebuilding Schools that have suffered from years of neglect and maybe, just maybe, building a better college sports system that doesn't rely on goddamn news agency to pick the teams who will play in the Bowl games!
One Bowl, One Champion, two teams go in, only one team comes out.
The losers are turned into Tasti-Snacks for sale at Circle Ks!
Not in my country!
Unless you want to allow the use of guns as a defensive option!
And if after four hours of play, with no score, both teams will be turned into Tasti-Snacks.
That shit just gets old.
God bless, and remember, if you want real change, as in nuclear meltdowns in Maine, Vote Tink:2012!
Good night and have a better tomorrow!