Tink Note: The last few posts I've done have been some political posts and had lots of good comments, some from the Right Side of Duluth, and some  from the Left Side of Spokane, Washington. 

Discussion is good, but seriously, I believe this country is so divided, war could erupt over the choices between raspberry cheese cake and an enema.

The Right would say that the enema would stir up the economy and create jobs in many industries and can't imagine why the Left is so 'against' job creations and enemas.

The Left would argue why there wasn't a cheaper choice for the poor and down trodden and there should be free enemas for everyone.

And again, the Middle would sit and giggle and write the responses for Jon Stewart.

And me, I'd so devour that goddamn cheese cake so fast, there'd be no time for Samuel L. Jackson to pull a gun on me and pop me two in the hood for bringing them motha-fuckin' snakes on the plane!

That's my movie reference for the day as well as my political commentary!

Thanks.

So today, for your enjoyment, we present ---- Random Shit while I wait for Wifey to get off Workie so we's can go to the Library!

Or Diary of Little Billie Washington Bush, either future President of the United States or Gay porn star.

(Whichever pays the most!)

Something both sides can agree is sick and tasteless, but for some reason, both sides continue to read and come back for more!

Enjoy.

Yes, Billie can get quite political in his diary entries.

Thanks for noticing!

February 1st, 2012 

Dear Diary,

How are you?

I am fine.

Today, as I was walking home from school, I did the right thing.

I pushed a homeless man in front of a speeding bus.

My friend Charley, who is one of them pinko Lefters but I stay friends with him cause he's really good at math, said that the homeless guy may have been the mailman for our street.

Whatever.

So I pushed Charley in front of another speeding bus and that solved both problems.

I really didn't like Charley at all.

When I got home, my mom was like, "How was school today?"

"It was okay.  I killed two people on my way home today!"

"That's nice!"

Moms, can't push them in front of a speeding bus, because who would make the pies we so enjoyed?

Rick Santorum was right, women are only good for certain things, one of them is making pie, and dad says I'll learn what the other things are when I get older and start dating.

I hope I find out soon that one of those things is they are good at math!

I miss Charley already.

Stupid math homework.

I finished my homework.  It involves that new math.

1 + 1=11

2+2=22

Carry the X, divide the three!

Dad says it looked fine to him.

Mom says dad flunked out of math in Grade 3.

I'm in Grade 4.

I hope someday to be President of the United States.

Or a ninja.

Whichever allows me to throw ninja stars at Democrats' heads.

I believe both have that option as 'Things to Do as...'

When I was in Grade 3, I wanted to be Spiderman, but now, he seems kind of Left Wing in his saving 'Everybody', even the, ewww, poor!

If I was a superhero, I'd only save the rich cause they could give me money for saving them.

The poor don't have money, so what would they pay me with, empty baked bean cans?

I might save someone from the middle class, but only after they showed me they had some money.

Middle class sometimes don't have money and again, who wants some empty baked bean cans?

Anyways, mom says I have to go to bed now!

Communist!

I will report her tomorrow to the appropiate agencies!

Goodnight Diary...