Tinkerertink69

Tinkerertink69
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When I grow up, I wanna be a space pirate or the ice cream man! I will write stuff, maybe true, most time not. Your job is to read and maybe nod. Try not to fall off the wagon, it hurts!

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FEBRUARY 3, 2012 9:33AM

LIKE WATCHING CACTUS GROW: True Lies from my Life

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CACTUS
CHAPTER ONE: GRANDMOTHER ENTERS THE HARRY S. TRUMAN REST HOME AND ASYLUM 

HISTER 

And the photo read, "To Louise, thanks for everything, you love forever, A. Hitler, 7/12/1983" 

 

Grandmother woke up, around 1983, she said with a smile, “I think I am falling in love with Adolf Hitler, could you build me a time machine so I could see if maybe something could happen there?”

 

I tried to explain, that it might be impossibility, but maybe Uncle Cee knew something that could be done.

 

He said, “Please leave me alone, I want to escape this place, this insanity, go walking through the trees, to watch the cactuses grow to great heights way up high!”

 

We had to put both of them into a ‘Home’ that was discounted prices to the point of free.

 

It seemed like the right thing to do.

 

DRUG1 

"The man said, 'Why do you think you here? I just think you're just depressed...' and then began singing Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds...."

 

Grandmother passed away thirty years later, grasping the vial of ‘Pure Sweet Magic Cocaine’ but was in fact, ‘Drano’.

 

“Damn that Juan and his discount prices!”

 

Uncle Cee is still kicking. 

 

CACT1 

 

“I can see the cactuses grow! Watch!”

 

There are no cactuses in Uncle Cee’s room but we pretend that yes, indeed, we can see them grow.

 

“Where did Mom leave that vial of ‘Pure Sweet Magic Cocaine?” Uncle Cee asks. 

 

We give him some cherry Jell-O instead, easier to get out of his nose when he tries to snort it.

 


Taken from Grandmother's diary, September 12th, 1939 ---- Really! Would I lie to you?

CHAIR2 Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies.
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers, That grow so incredibly high.

When the night, has come, and the land is dark, and the moon is the only, light we'll see.

No I won't, be afraid, no I, won't be afraid,just as long, as you stand,
stand by me.

I won't cry, I won't cry,  no I, won't shed a tear, just as long, as you stand, stand by me.

Oh hey, I've been travelin' on this road too long Just tryin' to find my way back home But the old me's dead and gone.

He stood there and asked me why, But all I could do was cry I'm sorry I hurt you!

I felt so helpless, what could I do? Remembering all the things we'd been through.

Making love out of nothing at all!

I know just how to cry...and I know just how to lie, just fake it, to scheme,

Making love out of nothing at all!

Good night and goodbye my true love,

Yours forever,

Louise


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....and he replied, "I hear the train a comin'
It's rolling round the bend
And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when,
I'm stuck in Folsom prison, and time keeps draggin' on
But that train keeps a rollin' on down to San Antone..
When I was just a baby my mama told me. Son,
Always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns.
But I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
When I hear that whistle blowing, I hang my head and cry.."
If only the midnight special would shine it's light on the Blue Meanies........
Tink, you should put this on the Weekend Fiction page if it is fiction, even if its not. I put my first one up today and it is withering like a cactus in New Jersey. Just kidding. I can't believe that I am the first one to rate a Tink piece, which my ironic computer keeps trying to make "think piece." Seriously, I took comfort from learning that I am not the only one who snorts Jello. R
are y'all on drugs???
HUGGGGGGGG
Token, ~nod~ So true, so very very true!!!!

Gerald, it's all true!! Grandmother was WAY ahead of her time!! ~:D

(Ed I Tor if you read this, I sent the link to you, it's all true!! ~weeping~ :D)

Linda, yes, yes we are!! ~;D
"...it's that Orange Blossom Special!!
bringing my baby back!"

Baby's got back!

A. Hitler

:-) / r
Cactus cacti
Swiftly growing?
A writer writes
Cocaine blowing.
Hitler, Lennon
Harry Truman
Grandmother
Snorts acumen.
toritto, that A. Hitler has some class!! ~:D
mhold, ~nodding~ Except the cocaine,
Wasn't,
It was...

DRANO!! ~WEEP~ :D
Hey! Nothin' wrong with a DRAINO high, except that it's a very short one. And it's not usually repeatable......

Don't care much for a jello snort but a chocolate pudding mix..... Whooooeeeee!!
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Shakespeare once meant to say;

"The difference between the occupants of this room and a cactus, is a cactus has the pricks on the outside."
sky, that's what Grandmother said too!! ~:D

CreekEnd, very profound and true!! ~:D
I once had pink cocaine that resembled powdered cherry jello mix.
And stepped on a cactus
Tears
Such a poignant, bittersweet tale that is reminiscent of the writings of Ludamae Watkins, a 17th century madam who invented the "Sloppy Willie" back in the days when mens was mens.
Folsom Prison is one of my favorite songs!
Watching cactus grow is my favorite pastime.
Hearing Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds always cheers me right up.
What did you put in your morning coffee? Put in some more then. This post has yet to make it to the Most Viewed Ever Since Whenever. Need me to click on it a little?
If you'll be here all week, yes I will certainly try the schnitzel.
Ugh. Canned fish cat food cat farts are one of the most rancid smells on this planet.
trig, and that's why I lubs u, you're not afraid to cry or try new things!! Even old things that you have forgotten you already tried and try them again! ~WEEP~ ME TOO! ME TOO!! ~:D

Zuma, that's what I was trying for! ~:D

Erica, MINE TOO!! It's one of them songs to sing along with!!!

Sarah, ~nodding~ None better!! Unless you combine it with watching paint dry!! Mmmmmmm!! ~:D

Miguela, ~nodding~ I got it burned onto my PC(shhh, don't tell the Feds!!! :D) and love listening to it!! ~nod~

heron, please? :D

(When I wrote this, yesterday, was nothing but water day, straight from the tap, I think New Albany-Water District puts some LSD and stuff in the water, to make it more tastier!! :D)

Stacey, I think you'll be delighted!! ~:D

phyllis, cat farts after eating Taco Hell ain't none too pleasent either!! ~:D