I haz a new friend!
<----My new friend! Mike DK or Time Departs!
His first article is of course about SEO, a very popular topic on the Internanetthingy.
What is SEO?
Sexy Earthlings Ovulating!
As a part of your total SEO methodology, it's important to give resources to search engine positioning. This element of your promotional mix has become more imperative because of the seriousness that search sites and directories play in how prospects access info.
Yep! That makes sense.
What's it mean?
You gotta position yourself in front of an engine if youse wanna be impregnated by aliens!
U haz alien butt babies!
Search sites have the edge of driving highly targeted traffic thanks to the self-selection process activated by the searcher in selecting their search question. Studies show that there are rather more than eight hundred million folks in the world have the habit to access Web . 86% of them have a tendency to find info thru search websites. Additionally, analysis shows that the great majority of people will only look at two to three pages of search results, so your featuring among the results is continuing to become significant. Search Websites populate their databases for search results thru robotic programs that crawl the web searching for content to index.
What about love?
Doesn't that matter?
What about chocolate ice cream?
WILL YOU BE MY BEST FRIEND FOREVER AND EVER?
PARIS HILTON, WE LOVE YOU!!!
No, not really.
But some chocolate ice cream sounds AWESOME!
This crawling demands that the software find text-based machine-readable content to index and specify a site. The content accessed is from the meta tags ( title, outline, keywords, alt image tags ), filenames and content on pages all though your internet site. If your website hasn't been developed with search websites to mind, you might have problem in having your content correctly indexed. While the simple steps are still a vital part of your search engine positioning methodology, they no longer are sufficient. This is down to the proven fact that many search sites ( and dot bombs ) revealed that SEO was not almost capturing eyeballs, but was also about earning profits. Traffic was regarded as a logical source for advertising money and technology was felt to be assignable to be used at other sites requiring tough search websites.
I'll take that as a yes, you will be my BFF!!
I added you as a favorite, my favoritest of favorites, behind Duluth Jim and Frankie Avalon!
I may have reported you as a spammer, but who cares about that, Ed I Tor never listens to me anyways, so WELCOME TO OPEN SALON!
I like to introduce new people to the Group. Hi!
Do you like pie?
Chocolate ice cream too!
Does your mom have a penis?
We call her dad!
Yes, I am bored. Do you get bored? I do too.
Wanna watch live feed of pong?
YOU CAN ON OPEN.SALON!!!
No, no, no sex, that happens at 10:45 am, maybe tomorrow.
So anyways, I haz to go now, potty time then nap time. Never do the reverse of that.
Wetting the nappy pad is bad.
Rule #30405: NO WET THE NAPPY PAD!
Kerry's Rules to Live By if you Wanna live to be a 100.
After 100, no one cares if you wet the nappy pad.
Yes, I asked!
Oh yeah, you can say fuck on Open, but Salon no likey that word, they use the clean version of 'Paddy Cake'.
Good night and have a better tomorrow!