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Salon.com
FEBRUARY 20, 2012 6:00PM

I HAZ NEW FRIEND: BEST FRIEND FOREVER

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I haz a new friend!

default <----My new friend! Mike DK or Time Departs!

His first article is of course about SEO, a very popular topic on the Internanetthingy.

What is SEO?

Sexy Earthlings Ovulating!

Duh!

As a part of your total SEO methodology, it's important to give resources to search engine positioning. This element of your promotional mix has become more imperative because of the seriousness that search sites and directories play in how prospects access info.

Yep! That makes sense.

What's it mean?

You gotta position yourself in front of an engine if youse wanna be impregnated by aliens!

U haz alien butt babies!

Search sites have the edge of driving highly targeted traffic thanks to the self-selection process activated by the searcher in selecting their search question. Studies show that there are rather more than eight hundred million folks in the world have the habit to access Web . 86% of them have a tendency to find info thru search websites. Additionally, analysis shows that the great majority of people will only look at two to three pages of search results, so your featuring among the results is continuing to become significant. Search Websites populate their databases for search results thru robotic programs that crawl the web searching for content to index.

What about love?

Doesn't that matter?

What about chocolate ice cream?

WILL YOU BE MY BEST FRIEND FOREVER AND EVER?

PARIS HILTON, WE LOVE YOU!!!

No, not really.

But some chocolate ice cream sounds AWESOME!

This crawling demands that the software find text-based machine-readable content to index and specify a site. The content accessed is from the meta tags ( title, outline, keywords, alt image tags ), filenames and content on pages all though your internet site. If your website hasn't been developed with search websites to mind, you might have problem in having your content correctly indexed. While the simple steps are still a vital part of your search engine positioning methodology, they no longer are sufficient. This is down to the proven fact that many search sites ( and dot bombs ) revealed that SEO was not almost capturing eyeballs, but was also about earning profits. Traffic was regarded as a logical source for advertising money and technology was felt to be assignable to be used at other sites requiring tough search websites.

I'll take that as a yes, you will be my BFF!!

YAY!

I added you as a favorite, my favoritest of favorites, behind Duluth Jim and Frankie Avalon!

I may have reported you as a spammer, but who cares about that, Ed I Tor never listens to me anyways, so WELCOME TO OPEN SALON!

I like to introduce new people to the Group.  Hi!

Do you like pie?

I do!

Chocolate ice cream too!

Does your mom have a penis?

Mine does!

We call her dad!

Yes, I am bored.  Do you get bored? I do too.

Wanna watch live feed of pong?

YOU CAN ON OPEN.SALON!!!

No, no, no sex, that happens at 10:45 am, maybe tomorrow. 

So anyways, I haz to go now, potty time then nap time.  Never do the reverse of that.

Wetting the nappy pad is bad.

Rule #30405: NO WET THE NAPPY PAD!

Kerry's Rules to Live By if you Wanna live to be a 100.

After 100, no one cares if you wet the nappy pad.

Yes, I asked!

Oh yeah, you can say fuck on Open, but Salon no likey that word, they use the clean version of 'Paddy Cake'.

Good night and have a better tomorrow!

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Firsties! Welcome to your friend. I'll be back to see what trouble he has for us!.
SECOND........

Don't ever underestimate Alien Sex.
When I was abducted it was the best part. No wonder the Japanese love what they call Tentacle SEx so much.
I didn't struggle but FRed(tm) ate the multi_legged Alien so the rest is history.

"Press send you sadistic Siamese or get orf the keyboard."
SECOND........

Don't ever underestimate Alien Sex.
When I was abducted it was the best part. No wonder the Japanese love what they call Tentacle SEx so much.
I didn't struggle but FRed(tm) ate the multi_legged Alien so the rest is history.

"Press send you sadistic Siamese or get orf the keyboard."
zuma, he has lots of trouble I bet!! alien butt babies never haz nothing but trouble!! :D

jane, GROPES!! You welcome on the name and yez, I haz mind control!! ;D

CreekEnd, Tentacle sex is the best!! :D

Lobsters too!!!

What?

I don't know!!!!
BUGGER - THIRD.
crap be this wi-fi.
Need new stereo?

My new friend got stereo!! ~:D
monday is a little early in the week for positioning engines. I prefer weekends when I can get all loosey goosey drunk and behave like the red ass slut monkey I am.
Optimize me, you furry alien, before they take my birth control away!
r./
I posted a blog about aliens twice.. I have no idea if they ovulate but the alien that responded in Lanark country was sure trying to track me down hahah

HUGGGGGGGGGGGG
As a part of your total SEO methodology, it's important to give resources to search engine positioning. This element of your promotional mix has become more imperative because of the seriousness that search sites and directories play in how prospects access info.

I have not detected a whit of ‘seriousness’ anywhere around here.
Your promotional mix is fine as it is, don’t fret.
Prospects?
Fuck em. Fuck em hard.
You didn’t come here for prospects.
You already non-prospective cuz
Baby u got the Gold already.
No need to sit in a stream
With a strainer, haw.
Arg.
I keep typing "alien butt babies" tags, but no aliens show up. Don't aliens have butts? Don't they have butt babies?
Oh goodie! You just reminded me! It's time to go eat a new friend and grope the chocolate ice cream! or is that.......?

Smoke one for me too, Tinkeroo!
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"does your mom have a penis?"

me thinks people using search engines who find this post are going to be highly disappointed at the lack of images in the above post.

On the bright side, you may stumbled into your next sex topic.
Wow! 30405 is exactly the coded answer I give to the false flag postings that Mike DK and his ilk put out here! To me, the gobbledygook messages are secret signals to whoever. That is the most logical explanation to me of some of the stuff that is in the bottom of the OS wastebasket. Otherwise, it's just watching the Cleveland Cavaliers and Coach bags to me. Pyapal, anyone?
"You gotta position yourself in front of an engine if youse wanna be impregnated by aliens!"
sigh, and here I got myself all hot and bothered for supernatural romance only to be left cleaning wet pee pads...such is life...
The more friends the better...

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I don't want those butt babies but I'd love a bowl of chocolate ice cream and pie!
i know that fella. i don't like the "cut of his jib" as they say.
he is way too tech for me, for one thing.
like:
"You gotta position yourself in front of an engine if youse wanna be impregnated by aliens!

U haz alien butt babies!"

that is just darn ignoble.
this might be a fella with no nobility.
We must respect the idea of alien abduction & impregnation
and all that, but why should it make a difference
in our daily lives if an alien hybrid fuckmonster
waits on us or not? at the buffet, i mean...
manners are manners, no matter yer
geneology, i say.


ha:This crawling demands that the software find text-based machine-readable content to index and specify a site..

crawling is for little babies izznt it?
i am way out of the tech loop i gotta admit.
i thought it was all about
good men and wimmin
making contact thru
the haze of
electromagnetic miasma
trying to
share ideas. or memes, as they are called these days...
Thanks everyone! But sad news --- ED I TOR KILLED MY NEWEST BFF!! WAAAA!!

~wanders off into the kitchen for a big bowl of chocolate ice cream~

:D
James, I've met lots and lots of people through this thing called the Internet(including my wife!! :) ) so it can be used for that! Sometimes, I just write from here....~points to his butt~ :D
I think that avatar is too pornographic to be on OS. Call Rick Santorum - our children and women must be protected!
~nodding~ Done and Done!! ~:D