Today I opened my email and there, by the grace of God and technology and maybe some magic, was a message from the Campaign Headquarters of Mitt Romney!
It was titled, A DIFFERENT KIND OF ROADTRIP!
And according to the website, I didn't have to donate $5 to enter.
This won't be your typical road trip. For starters, you'll have a lot more legroom and you won't have to pull over to use the restroom. And you will be sharing a seat bench with Mitt Romney.
Source: Stolen from MittRomney.com or Win A Date with a European Rock Band, I forget which!
A seat bench with Mitt Romney!
I so am going to use that for the title of my next book, and if I win, I'll dedicate three chapters to my man Romney!
And we won't have to pull over to use the restroom?
Awesome! We'll be like rockstars, pissing out the windows, or like his dog, shitting on the rooftop!
This is going to be one of the best road trips EVER!
I have so many questions to ask, hard hitting questions, so hard hitting that President Obama stated, "Sorry Tink, your questions are too hard hitting, so we're going with a blind and deaf girl for the 'Dine with the President' contest. You won but we're sorry...." when my name was drawn to meet the President!
Cocktrucker!
Mitt won't back down, no sir!
He'll answer my questions, with a straight face I bet.
Or as straight as Mitt can get.
A day on the road! I'll get to travel with Mitt, between campaign events(hookers and cocaine!!!!) and share my thoughts(I LIKE CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM!!) and questions(DO YOU LIKE COCAINE AND HOOKERS? I DO TOO!!!!) regarding the future of the country(WE ARE SO BONED, AIN'T WE?)!
I hit ENTER THIS MOTHER FRACKING CONTEST NOW!!!
I like lots of leg room!
And I can blog about it so Ed I Tor can ignore me once more but this time...MITT ROMNEY WILL HAVE MY BACK!!!
He'll send his Killer Assassin Robot Terminators to 'mess up' Ed I Tor's hair!!
Teach her, it will!
Good night and have a better tomorrow!
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AP [Romney bus to nowhere] "I don't know who or what that person(?) was!" wept an agitated Romney. "Why would someone ask me fifty times in a row, Why are you not gay!" Romney invoked his fifth amendment rights to that question and also to, "Is it true Mormons do it in the road - like right now?" and "Would you melt if you had to wash dishes for a living?"
Off the record candidate Romney was overheard to say, "What fucking moron thought up this idea? Keep those icky non-millionaires away from me!"
phyllis, I'm sooooo going to ask him how he gets his hair like that!! ~:D
jl, ~nodding~ I think I'll win if Mitt gets to pick!! ~:D
TWO bus trips with Mitt Romney??
:-) / r
HUGGGGGGGGGGGG
You already know which part of him you'll need to support, don't ya?
;-)
(Go read MY blog, you miserable cat!)
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Now there's a grabber!
But seriously Tink, be careful, he may like pussy. Just be cautious and keep your legs crossed.
When you find out where Governor Romney scores his hookers and cocaine you gotta share.
You have to check out what Leepin Larry says. I went on a trip like that once, it was a lot of fun.
I think the Mittster has enough connections to organize a nice little sedative for our Tink. And spindoctors to make it look like a good thing!
Tinkylicious, don't do it! I fear for your safety.
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"Ahhhhhhh, breaker, breaker...are you there Mitt? Catch you on the flip-flop, Mitt".
Flip-flop? Nawwwwww no candidate ever did that.
"mormonized", baby. watch out.
lefty, done and done!! EWWWW!! ~:D
ccdarling, :D The crate has satellite TV!! ~:D
Chrissie, especially with my photo of me, Mitt and a field full of sun flowers!! ~:D
zuma, I'm betting wand!! ~:D
Linda, it's possible!! ~:D
sky, damn it, you wrote a blog??? I'm there dude!! ~:D
Cathy, I will be there shorty!! ~:D
Matt, HERE'S REEEEKKKKY!! :D
John, we'll go whichever way the wind blows! ~:D
Larry, again?! :D
heron, you're coming with me!! MEMORIES!! :D
asia, I'll keep an aspirin between my knees! ~L~
Abrawang, I'll be daring and ask him both, and also which is favorite ice cream topping!! :D
Anthony, I think he scores them in Salt Lake City, possibly at the cement plant!! ~:D
Erica, I do!! ~:D
V. I could use a good sedative!! ~:D Hopefully we'll get some on our way on the road!! ~:D
Algis, oh my yes!! ~:D
tai, ooooo, I like a limo ride down the highway!! ~:D
He has some cute kids!!!! :D
bobbot, he just happy to see me!! ;D
Jack, exactly!! And I didn't even give him 5 bucks so...:D
Frank, ~nodding~ And I'm bringing the Coke!! ~:D
Jonathan, if I win the Dinner with Obama, I get to bring a guest!! ~:D
Walter, we only wear flip flops as we walk along the Great Salt Lake!! ~Teehee! ~:D
James, and I'm not even Jewish!! ~:D