Today has been one of those days I shouldn't be allowed out of my cell.
A good day for me, as I'm in a good mood, where I want to write love songs to my sock.
For a bit there, I was in a grumpy mood, the kind where I would walk up to Republican Presidential candidates and push them in front of a runaway street car.
Yeah, really grumpy.
Mitt Romney now has a restraining order against me.
I said I was sorry and it wouldn't happen again or until I was in another grumpy mood.
RULES TO LIVE BY: Don't say NICE KITTY KITTY to a cat who is hissing and his fur is in that raised 'Imma goin rip out your eyes and piss down your throat' kind of way.
I guess Salon now has a new TV critic, according to Harry Dongleman's newest announcement right here on ClosedButts.com.
TV CRITIC AT SALON ---- If you go, tell Kerry "Tink sent me and he thinks you're a star!" as I get a nickel each time that phrase is uttered to Kerry! I know, talk about a scam!!!
I always wondered if writing about TV was really worth the ink it took to slap to the old computer screen.
TV is suppose to be watched, not written about.
Why would I want to READ about a TV show when I can wander down the hall, fall down ten flights of stair, and watch a TV show?
Silly people and their ways in trying to scam the system.
I mean, I could see a book critic as a credible job announcement.
Books are suppose to be read, or possibly ignored, which is what I do with most TV shows so, maybe, a TV critic is a "credible" job as well.
Today, as I sat here in my darkened computer room, writing some fan-fiction in the nude, I pondered,
"Do electronic sheep fear that the electronic shepherd? And do either of them sleep and dream of electronic sea gulls riding android elephants in space?"
Yes, I keep hoping my meds will come in soon too.
Earlier this morning, I was watching the daily mix of news and sports, an attempt to get my blood boiling and making my head hurt.
I still don't understand why anyone would want to go to war with Flock of Seagulls.
"WE MUST GO TO WAR WITH IRAN!!! NOW!!"
I like that song!
And I like Flock of Seagulls.
I had the same hair style back in 2011!
OOOOO, different 'IRAN', sorry.
Yeah, I think it might be time to nuke them, we haven't had a world war in awhile now and it's a fine time we got busy with one!
Or yes, we could arm the rebels of some of these countries as that has worked wonders for us in the past.
Maybe add a 'self destruct sequences' into these rebels in case they go all Cujo on our asses, we can just hit the button and POOF! problem solved.
I'm still not sure any of the world's countries should have nukes.
Nothing says, "I'm king of the fucking universe!" like a good old pillow fight!
Slap fights are good too.
Right now, I'm drinking some Cherry Dr. Pepper and waiting for the hookers to show up with the cocaine.
Super Tuesday should not be celebrated without hookers and cocaine.
Good night and have a better tomorrow.