TINK TAKES A WALK TO THE UPS STORE
Yesterday, I took a walk down the street, into the creek bed and through the woods.
It was better than sitting in a dark house after the Power Company disconnected the power.
(Tink note: Power back on! Stole some money from the neighbors. Don't judge me, they weren't using it, heck, they weren't even home when I broke in!)
It was a fun trip.
"I wish I could go on a fun trip like that! Being a grown up sucks big fat donkey dicks!" Wifey said pouting as she had to work at The UPS Store.
The sun was out and shining and saying, "Hello Tink! How are you?"
And I replied, "Funtin' Peachy Sun!"
I decided to slip down the side of a creek bed that acts as a drainage ditch in the heavy rains and melt offs.
Wifey has mentioned a few times that it would make a good photo journey and yesterday, I meander my way through the thorn vines and tree limbs to discover that yes, it was a pretty awesome photo journey!
"I really really wanted to go too!"
Tink note: Wifey wouldn't have made it past the first 'crossing' as she would have had to get her feet wet.
"No likee the wet feet!" wifey says shaking her head no.
Pretty flower(one of many!) welcomed me into the scene.
"Don't fall off a log and hurt yourself Tink!"
"I won't flower!!"
Tink note: At the end of the Creek Bed Journey, I came this close from falling off the log and breaking my neck. Stupid thorny twig that spooked me and made me turn a half step. I caught myself before falling off ass backwards into the water. Hurray me!!!
Tink note: Those 'special' pills from the Spammers really seem to be working nicely! 3 inches? OH MY!! I guess you're not suppose to take the whole bottle at one time!!!
At The UPS Store, I gave Wifey the Diet Coke I had bought her and then meander out back of the store for some more adventures.
Right outside, I found UPS Store Kitty(there's a few strays who call the area home, most of them find new homes by the dilligence of one lady, Crazy Cat Lady who lives a few miles down the road!)
Remember kids, just like honey badger, The UPS Store Cat just don't give a poop! He'll knife ya too!
And then just take a nap like he just don't care.
CAUSE HE DON'T!
The UPS Store Deer don't give a crap neither.
"You lookin' at me? YOU LOOKIN' AT ME!? GET THE FUT OFF MY STREET, BYTCH!"
Stoned Kitty just kept asking, "Dude, where's my car? Wha?"
And to end the day, I found the Lost Breeding Ground of Golf Balls!
Tink note: The driving range is close to the wooded home of UPS Store Deer and I'm guessing some folks have very bad slice. Hundreds of golf balls litter the one section of ground!