It take a special kind of mom to ruin the word, Motherhood!
- Take nude photos of her thirteen year old daughter and then help her daughter send them to daughter's 30something year old boyfriend!
Nothing says, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY like felony charges.
"Hey mom, can you help me with a project?"
"I sure can! Now spread your legs just so...PERFECT!! Henry's going to love these!"
Me and my mom use to share a Coke and a smile.
She never asked if I needed help with my 'photo projects' or took me to the sun tanning bed or tried to enter me into a show dressed up like Shirley Temple!
I feel neglected now.
Course, I guess the girl's boyfriend should feel lucky, looking through Google News for the original news story, there's another case where a girl's mom had her boyfriend killed and then she persuaded the daughter to take the rap!
Now that's a Mother's Day gift!
I hope someday I have a daughter or a son who will take a Cocaine rap for their Father Tink! ~TEARS~
LINKS TO NEWS STORY HERE ---- MOTHERS OF THE YEAR!!!
(And who wants to perform with their mother in a porn? Apparently quite a few...EWWWWW!!!)
Good night and have a better tomorrow!
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Comments
You are, it seems, into kitten/pussy porn! Do the black kittens count as Nigerian Princesses? And what about those ancient 30 year old boy-friends!!!
Happy Muffer's Day!
;-)
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sky, damn those ancient 30 year old boyfriends!! ~:D
Sheila, oh my yes!! ~nodding~
Maureen, I guess!! ~:D
Boomer, ~nodding~ I think you might be right!! ~:D
phyllis, you welcome!! :D
mother of the year should combine with the darwin awards this year!!
dang Tink, and eiw...and wtf?
HUGGGGGGG
Julie, again, EXACTLY!! ~:D
I just had to take an almost three hour test to become a secretary. There should be a test to become a mommy!! ~:D
and you little tinky tink are just as cute as fuzzy slippers, in fact I could use some new slippers...
.....if not for Tink, then for the day.........(smile)
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Princess, I know, made me sick!!! ~nodding~
heron, exactly!! Stories like these make us go, I LOVE YOU MOM!!! ~nodding~ :)
Gerald, oh yeah! No fuzzy warm stories from me! Maybe latter!! ~:D
Erica, ~nodding~
Jack, oh oh, that doesn't sound good!! EEK!! ~:D
Trudge, me too!! EEK!! :D
Chicken, I would have posted the pictures I found but too many people here would have fallen in love!! ~LOL~ ;D
asia, I told trig you wanted some slippers and he was like, "Flippers? I didn't know she liked dolphins!!" I think it's time we got Trig's hearing checked!! :D
trig, ooh come on now, new slippers are nice and soft, smell good too!! What? OH....:D
toritto, the day is pretty swell!! ~nodding~ :D
Kenny, just that once, broke the camera! I guess I was just too hot!! :D
Muthers indeed!! :D
I know, a record for me!! Held out till 2 minutes!! What?
:D
Also, at the same time, you inspired me...
What could be more appropriate than sending a Happy Mother's Day card to my former supervisor?
After all, he certainly was a "mother f’er" in every sense of that term.
Does that make me a bad person?
Motherhood you sneer at, on the eve of our solemn celebrations this Sunday?
What is next, apple pie?
Sure, some mothers maybe shoulda never been mothers, shoulda had their tubes tied by court order, but these mothers make up a statistically insignificant number of moms. Most moms are loving, supportive, and give great advice (but only when asked). Most moms sacrifice everything for their rug rats. They take extra jobs. Most mothers have, like, four or five jobs. And! They totally protect you from the world, by always being there for you.
Til they die and leave you helpless and gasping like a fish on dry land.