To those of you, who are mothers, or just crazy mothers as decided by the State of your choice, then,
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
Remember kids, your mom has lowered her standards in the past, she had unprotected sex with your dad at least once, or maybe not, you sure do look like the mail man! And also, if your mom has a penis that isn't detachable, THAT'S YOUR DAD!
Your dad is a crossdresser!!
To those of you who do not have kids, why not go outside and dance naked in the rain?
Why not scar the neighborhood kids for life?
Seriously, just go out there and sing, "Its raining men..."
Yes, I'll be doing the same thing on Father's Day!
Good afternoon and have a better good day!