SPAM! SPAM! EVEN GRACIE LIKES IT WHEN STRANGE MEN OFFER TO BUY HER SPAM FOR LUNCH!!!
THE STRANGER THE BETTER!!
GRACIE WAS A CRAZY LADY WHEN IT CAME TO SPAM!
YEAH!! OPEN A CAN OF....
SPAM!!
IT COULD BE FOOD!! AND REALLY, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THOSE PEEPS COMING OVER, GIVE THEM....
OR MAYBE EVEN IF YOU LIKE THEM!
WHO DOESN'T LOVE SPAM ~N~ LIMAS!!!
LIMA BEANS!! MMMM!!!!
WHAT BETTER THAN LIMA BEANS?
YOU BETCHA KNOW----
YAY!! EAT LARD!! EAT LARD!!
FRY IT IN BUTTER!!
YOU CAN'T GO WRONG!!
SPAM! SPAM!
FRY IT IN LARD, THEN DIP IT IN BUTTER!!
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Spam and Lard? Heaven!
Everything's gooder with lard--even ice cream--even catfood for a Tink.
....and Gracie Allen was always a "hottie"
lefty, EAT LARD!! MAKE YOUR BELT LOOSER!! :D
Ian, I'm not sure!! These were the same folks who said it was okay to give your new born Coca-cola!!! ~:D
Walter, ~nodding on all points~ ~:D
Oh, the infamy!
Rated
SPAM-a-lama-ding-dong! :)
XOXOXO
P.S. Please send my spammy regards to your lovely wife. :)
Spam in the place where you live...get rich quick!
(Think about the stuff they're saying, guess these people don't have a life)
Spam in the place where you work...free hot porn!
(What is all this stuff they're pitching, wondering who these freaks think I am)...
Well, I thought I'd heard it all, until one day I got
A really strange one I didn't know whether to believe or not
He was a time traveller with a broken field regulator
Who wanted a new dimensional warp generator.
Hm. That was funny, didn't know what to say;
I had just bought a new one that day on eBay.
Only problem is this guy didn't know what they're worth
And he didn't have some money that was good on Earth.
I decided that I'll keep it and try to make it work
Want to go to the future and visit Captain Kirk.
So until he can produce some money that I can trust
He can rot in two-thousand (whatever) like the rest of us!
;)
http://www.hormelfoods.com/brands/spam/default.aspx
Read here for a wonderful history of the Hormel Brands Spam Family of Food products. Also, SpamHandbags and SpamUggs available when buy two cases of Spam.
Their PEERS considered these posts to be noteworthy and I'm sure you will agree. (not a single "Best Barbershop" list in the bunch! )
But you forgot the bacon.
And, thankfully, no lima beans.
God, the good life!! ~hangover Sunday~
Too much Spam!! Not enough lima beans!! GROAN!!! ~:D
:D