Tinkerertink69

Tinkerertink69
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July 16
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President and CEO of Your Mom
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Your closet
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Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you? Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!! What? Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog. Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!

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JUNE 23, 2012 5:21AM

WE ARE DOOMED! And I feel fine...

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A LETTER FROM HEAD OF SALON.MEDIA INC.

We have heard your panic and we come with news for you!

Remember, unicorns and rainbows!

And we are working on the Spam...since 2008....keep the faith, we aren't going anywhe....CONNECTION LOST....CHECK DISK SPACE AND TRY AGAIN... 

 


Sit back and enjoy the ride.

 

Seriously...

...or not!

MEMORIES OF OLD OPEN.... 

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 ...REMEMBER WHEN...

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...WE THOUGHT THOSE DAYS WOULD NEVER END,
BUT STILL WE SIT AND CHAT, AND YAMMER, AND PLAY WITH STUFF, AND WE CRY, "REMEMBER WHEN..."

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MICKEY MOUSE SHIRT GUY WOULD BLOG ABOUT HIS CHURCH, "BELIEF IN COSMIC RAYS BURNING OUT YOUR BRAIN? POSSIBLY!"

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"OH NOZE...SKY IS FALLING!"

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KERRY LAUERMAN USE TO TELL US THINGS, WELL, TO SOME!
HE WOULD SAY, "GRIF HAS A NICE BODY...." AND WE WOULD AGREE.

RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, HOPES THAT WE WOULD SEE IT ALL BEFORE TINK DIES THIS NEXT DECEMBER, CHRISTMAS EVE....

KoalaAHHHH...WHO CAN FORGET TOMORROW.....

 

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That boy has the most delightfully earnest face. The naked boy. It is how I picture your face, when I do.
The anorexic redhead (look at the girl’s ribs!) with the shapely bosom reminds me of my favorite librarian lady, the one who erases my fines. She has saved me, literally, dozens of dollars. I use them to buy tobacco.

I hate those briefs that spanked guy has on. I used to wear them. My mom bought them. I finally found boxers. 30 years later. Damn that mom. I think I recognize the leg of the , uh, “S” lady, doing the “S&M”, is what they call it. I saw her in the library once, in these very tight bicycle shorts. She was researching Thomas Hardy, whom I have never read. So I had no “opener” in the conversation when she looked at me and smiled. Shit. Thomas f-ing Hardy.

Well, I took out “Tess of the d’urbervilles’’ and read as far as this:

“So the baby was carried in a small deal box,
under an ancient woman's shawl,
to the churchyard that night, and buried by lantern-light,
at the cost of a shilling and a pint of beer to the sexton
, in that shabby corner of God's allotment where He lets the nettles grow,
and where all unbaptized infants,
notorious drunkards, suicides, and others of the conjecturally damned are laid.”


ah, I never ran into her again…………….
The red head is a vargas and unfortunately boys doesn't exist.

My feed on the right hasn't changed for hours. Did everyone just wear out?
i don't think i could take an OS fold.....i'd lose 5 out of my 4 readers....
R
I think Dianne is right. That sure looks like a Vargas. He did a drawing like that for Playboy in every issue for years! I noticed them when I was reading the articles......

;-)

Click to join orphansofopensalon

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The koala is for me, isn't it?
That Redhead's my wife......WTF........o/e
If we're having a going out of business sell off I want the guy in the Mickey Mouse shirt. Someone else can have the shirt, if they want it.
James, got to love the boxers! :D

Dianne, yep, she's a Vargas girl! :)

Steel, me too! :(

sky, got to love Vargas...:)

Natalie, but of course!!!! :D

o/e, shhhh, it"s our secret. :P

Chicken, not yet!! :D

phyllis, sold! :D
Hey Tink, how do you train your Kats to fire Uzis, or is that a Mac9?
I'm impressed. The walls are caving in and you, somehow, got Leo Di Caprio to pose naked. Nice work!
The feed is filled with posts about the imminent end of OS, so with limited time, I clicked on yours, knowing that the IT guy might provide a reality check. Here we find the usual display of naked human forms and underwear and anthropomorphic kitties, so obviously, it's business as usual. Thank you.
this place
my thoughts
go freestyle
that aint decaprio! it is matt damon, i was hoping..
uh, for personal reasons..nuff said...
whenever a guy shucks his briefs, or boxers,
that is a great day for him, and for the male sex,and also for
God Almighty. He told me that.


that redhead is gonna haunt my dreams. wanna fatten her up.
When the lights go out, the only creatures to survive will be cockroaches and Damn Cats drinking Free Beer.

(Also, what O/E said.)
jmac, lots of bullets and patience! :P

nile, I'm awesome, ain't I? :P

heron, IT guy haz no clues!! JUST LIKE SALON! :D

Chuck, exactly!

James, feed her sammwiches! :P

Boaner, BEER! :p
If we are dead and this is the afterlife- I am truly disappointed. (I know this is atolen or, as we say in Art "made mine" but I am not sure where- "Rome?"
Tinks, I wuvz u. U beez such an optimissss.
Ah, Tink! The good old days...
*passes him some tuna casserole, newly baked*
Y'know, it could be just a matter of hours before we get the chop. The band's still playing, and the deck looks kinda slope-y, and it's cold in the north Atlantic waters....
Nice to have a fuzzy compatriot who hasn't lost his wacky sense of humor or his sense of the inane aboard a ship like this.
;)
R
Tink, Matt is sucking in his beer belly, I can tell.
@nilesite: Come to think of it, he DOES look like Leo--except that Leo never had a body that big and pretty. Just sayin'.
Koala, check, hot naked guys, check, whip, check, spammers running the feed, check- that's the weekend at my place. Good times...
Still waiting for the rainbows and unicorns.
What caused his belly button to cave in? That is the worst naval collapse since the Spanish Armada. R
Hey Tink, in case the doom dooms, it's been unreal. You're one freaky fine and versatile cat.
now what happened again here?....there was a fire or something?....(scratches himself)...hmf..................
YOU'RE DYING ON NEXT CHRISTMAS EVE????????
Don't pull a Robin Sneed on me!
Unicorns, Rainbows... what about the Bette Midler albums?
God damn, Tink. With every post, I fall a little bit more in love with you.
I love you all!!! Like a great big family! :)

And yeah, I'm planning my death...you're all invited to my wake. Bring booze!! :D
Midler albums will be provided!
have you lost weight?
cool collar, dude
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Lost a little!! :D Welcome back! Where've ya been?????