Some people don't think emails and other tools of Net life can be romantic.
As most of you know, I met my wifey online, in a chatroom, way back when in 1996.
It was a long distant relationship, me in Montana, she in Indiana.
Of course, we didn't start out as "star crossed" lovers, but the relationship, as in any relationship grew.
Nowadays, if you believe the Match.com and others ads, people are falling in love online at a increasing rapid rate, even falling for the fool's errand and getting, **GASP**, married.
Emails can be quite romatic places to release the muse and become all mushy mushy with the kissy kissy, "butter me, I'm corn" kind of wooing your grandparents did back during the Great War.
Try telling your granny that no one can be sweet, swooing romantic in a non-personal, not face-to-face way.
Trust me, you'll spend HOURS reading the sweet nothings your gramps wrote, tears in your eyes.
"What happened to this sweet, loving man grandma?"
"I don't have a clue!"
Way back when(like in 1982), people would write letters, stating things like, "I love you more than a Moon Pie in July..." and that's a lot of love, my friends.
Long distant relationships aren't new, they've been around since we were just tadpoles in the ooze of Creation, except back then, you had to know smoke signals really well.
Do you know how hard it is for a tadpole in the ooze of Creation to make smoke signals?
Pretty damn hard.
Fast forward to AOL: 1.0 - people begin to learn that there are others out there who want to talk dirty as well.
Before the 1.0, you would have to get dressed, go out to the local mall, and scream obscentities at the top of your lungs in hope that someone would respond in like.
After the 1.0, you could go into a chatroom, like MEN WHO LIKE TO SEW, and soon, if your name sounded even closely remotely that of a woman, you would have thousands of private messages asking what you looked like, ASL, and if you were lucky, "Do you wanna see my cuck?"
Of course, nowadays, the MEN WHO LIKE TO SEW has been renamed to FACEBOOK but the premise is the same, do you really wanna see his cuck?
What the heck is a cuck?
Do you dare Google it?
And if you do, is he a premature Googler?
With the increase in technology, there's an increase in the questions.
Are you looking for a quickie?
Do you want some romance then a quickie?
Are you looking for the romantic fuck?
Is that dreamy fellow really dreamy or is it your 13 year old child fucking with you again?
Most the time it's just your kid fucking with you.