Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you?
Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!!
What?
Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog.
Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!
Ohhhhhhhhhh... heavy sighs, wide eyed wonder and quivering with anticipation... a red eyed, fire breathing unicorn. Oh yay, I can see my sweet little self, riding him, my hair wild in the wind... and my own shiny gold gun.
Well, that just looks liked the kinda rainbow and unicorn we'd get! Nonetheless, who am I to rain on someone else's parade???? A fulfilled dream is a fulfilled dream.
I do have to say, I'm glad my cats don't have their own little cat-sized guns. I fear I would be in ALOT of trouble!
Oh great! You got a bunch of fleas and you didn't make a circus and get rich?!!
Sheesh Tink, one would think that you didn't inherit even a tiny drop of entrepreneurial blood. You'd better come on up here to Canuckistan; who ever heard of a real American missing a fine opportunity like that?!
Looks like the Unicorn is blowing fire out its ass with a confused gay cat on his back. Did I just type that? Must've had an Akin moment there...............o/e
I worry Tink shoot a Unicorn's Tail Offs. We have a Barn Cat Called ` One Eye Cat. His fur is the same shade as ` Tink's Hide.
The Cat Has Ears That Are So Chewed Up. He has been 'fixed' and has no Cat Woman. He No shoots his male prowess Cat Powers. ` & Slow Day`Gin? NO GO COMMENT!
The rainbows and unicorns are here! Finally! (That is one scary-ass lookin' unicorn, but the gun-totin' cat is kinda' cute, all Rambo headband and all : ))
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And we all know how that works out, don't we.......
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jmac, as it should be!! :D
Stathi, I have! They lousy poker players but.....they keep trying!! :D
People who play leap-frog with unicorns keep proctologists in business......
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I have got to get me one.
cheshyre, HE'LL DO IT!! :D
Rated for snorting nose flames.
BTW - Unicorns taste like iguanas. No, check that. They taste like turtles - the ones made with caramel, pecans and dark chocolate...
Berries, mmmmm mmmm!! :D
I do have to say, I'm glad my cats don't have their own little cat-sized guns. I fear I would be in ALOT of trouble!
Sheesh Tink, one would think that you didn't inherit even a tiny drop of entrepreneurial blood. You'd better come on up here to Canuckistan; who ever heard of a real American missing a fine opportunity like that?!
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kit, a lot of folks would!! :D
Julie, ;)
Heidi, I burn the house down, that got rid of them!! :D
sky, I know!!! :D
o/e, tsk tsk!! :D
Myriad, :D
I worry Tink shoot a Unicorn's Tail Offs.
We have a Barn Cat Called ` One Eye Cat.
His fur is the same shade as ` Tink's Hide.
The Cat Has Ears That Are So Chewed Up.
He has been 'fixed' and has no Cat Woman.
He No shoots his male prowess Cat Powers.
I worry Tink shoot a Unicorn's Tail Offs.
We have a Barn Cat Called ` One Eye Cat.
His fur is the same shade as ` Tink's Hide.
The Cat Has Ears That Are So Chewed Up.
He has been 'fixed' and has no Cat Woman.
He No shoots his male prowess Cat Powers.
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& Slow Day`Gin?
NO GO COMMENT!
(That is one scary-ass lookin' unicorn, but the gun-totin' cat is kinda' cute, all Rambo headband and all : ))
A good weekend to you too!
Art, I could use some gin!! :D
Just Thinking, Open needs scary unicorn!! :D
And re onl's comments- LSD tastes like rainbows...
Ian, mmmm rainbows!! :D
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Trudge, maybe!! :D