Every so often, I take a dip into the pool that is online dating/romance.
It's easier than writing about politics and I can make like 2 cents everytime I mention LOVEME.COM!
Also, it's fun, a return to my single life, where all I had to worry about is my Atari 2600 and Shasta soda.
Of course, going to these sites, I also discover how goddamn lucky I am not be a single wanderer!
Tonight, we'll be checking out Tink's options at loveme.com and another website sent to me by my favorite old new lefty --- > Farmers Only!
I can always use a new sheep.
Or as they're known here in Buttfalls, PROM DATES!
Lefty says no sheep!!
What kind of Farmers only dating site doesn't have sheep, goats or a cute horse!!???
My PICK from Loveme.com!
From the Ukraine!
If you remove Olga's tape around her neck, her head falls off.
And the shoes? Makes it easy to find her in the dark!
Her self description:
Different, unpredictable, but warm and sincere. Tender and gentle.
That means she'll kill you in your sleep and wear your face as a mask if you try to break up with her.
Don't break up with her.
Hobbies: Pole dancing
Oh we going to have fun time in the city tonight!!!! I have a pole out in the shed.
It's a fishing pole.
Hooks been removed!
Lets move on!
At Farmersonly.com I have to register to find my true love.
I decide I am a man seeking a woman with her own tractor.
Age 18 - 98.
I can go to 99, but well, I have my limits!!
Tinkerertink69 is not acceptable as a username!!
So I choose RamDamn69!
I can now search by body type, religion, or "only seeking mating partners".
I select ALL!
Countryrose18 is seeking marriage some day but not right now.
Her employment is other.
I'm not sure what that means.
Could I be an "other" when it comes to employment?
I might just be a slut!
Beccaboo94 has been in 4H for 14 years.
I did 4H for about two weeks.
I did raise goats for a bit back when I was a wee lad.
For about two weeks.
With her profile, I discover you can't say MOTHERF*****!!
I also discover there are TONS of 18 - 22 year old farmers out there, so I click LAST PAGE where I discover -
Consideringheart is 92 but a young 92(in Texas, they age well apparently!!)
She's also OTHER in the employment area.
Lots of folks in the OTHER employment area.
I think I'll email Olga, I like girls with exchangeable heads!