TITLES ARE IMPORTANT — or something! I ain’t sure what….Lets dance!!
Remember kids, titles are important! They help people know what you’re going to be talking about in your writings.
Without titles, there’d be no way to know that a blog about sex is about sex, we’d have to randomly click on shit just to know that it was about sex.
Randomly clicking shit can get you in trouble, kids!
Also having random unprotected sex can lead to trouble as well.
DON’T HAVE RANDOM UNPROTECTED SEX KIDS!!
Wear a garbage bag!
Also remember that titles are important, without them, we’d just be like the animals, finger banging ourselves to the tunes of The Teletubies!
We don’t want to finger bang ourselves to the tunes of The TeleTubbies!
Unless we’re a in a porno, getting paid.
Then we want to finger bang ourselves to the tunes of The TeleTubbies!
Cause then we get paid.
Getting paid is awesome kids!
What were we talking about?
Oh yeah…remember, titles are important, without them, there’d be chaos, and according to some people, chaos is bad, so don’t do drugs!
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Comments
mical, APPLE SAUCE!! :D
ccdarling, kitties are the cute ain't they? :D
Gerald, EXACTLY!! The court wins!! Wait....:D
One of them, however, looks suspiciously like a certain Damn Cat I've seen lurking around the bowels of OS. He should know by now to "Put all your faith in the pill, put all your faith in the pill/You can take your Saran Wrap back into the kitchen/And use it for cooking instead".
(Apologies to The Brothers-in-Law for expropriating their appropriate lyrics.)
Penis Fish!!!
Now THAT is an example of a TITLE TO BE AVOIDED!
Say, "Thank you, Uncle Skypixie"..... Good Kitties!
Who's who? That bad ol' puddy tat over there? That's yo daddy! Tinkererertink...... or maybe it's your mommy. Say, "Hi daddymommy!" OMFG!!! He's showing his....... "It's OK kitties he's just showing us that he's your daddy. And that he has no penis fish in there."
What!!
(*smirk*)
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:D
sky, PENIS FISH IS THE WORD!! WOO WOO WOO!! :D
Trudge, that's a good title too!!! :D