The other morning, I was cruising around the site, making friendly with some of the spammers, welcoming them to their new home.

"Watch & Enjoy ( Low Price ....) Brazil vs Argentina Friendly!" said the sexy whatever and shook my hand.

"And a hello angry monkey fucker!  Dasa Tanka Shita brick!"

I spoke the native language of the Spamaneser and they smiled.

"How long has your mother been related to your father, your brother?" I continued the traditional Spamanese.

"As long as yours as we are brothers!!! BONKA DONKA BOO BOO BUTT!!"

And we both laughed like two long lost brothers who grew up in a land full of wonderful products but no one to sell them to, so we wandered the desert which is the Internet filling bulletin boards with stuff like:

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"Do you still make love to your sister's goat?"retrttrt said 

I nodded.

"You need girls.  R U sexy? I give you girls" he said.  

"I need girls. You give? I am not sexy though, thanks for asking."

He smiled.  

"We  are  two  men, Tareq  and Zulias  launched  this  service  with two holistic  approach  both to  serve the people  and  to  be self-reliant. Though we  approached  to  serve the  people ,we  started  a  little  service  to fill  a  basic need  of  human  like  entertainment  such  as sports.

        If  we  want  to  grow  our hope  to  bring  extra support  in  our  service, we need help of  you. You  may  help  us  by  taking  our  services  which  is  also helpful  for  your  mental refreshment."

I met my two new favoritest bloggers, Tareq and Zulias!

I believe Tareq was the one who offered me the girls.  He PMed me which I forwarded on to such noteables in Open as Sugar Cube, Trig and the Governor of the Great State of Alabama.

Of course, our Ed I Tor was passed out in a coma from overdosing on sugar sticks.

"I LOVE SUGAR STICKS!! I AM LION, HEAR ME ROAR....MONKEY SPANKS!!" Sugar Cube screamed from the hospital bed.  

"WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?"

I shrugged.

I had no clue why I didn't love the Sugarman anymore.

Zulias sighed.

"This site is very well. Interesting to hear your take. I understand and guess many people feel the way you do. My generation, growing up just before the Boomers and just after the Greatest had no name at all. Some have called us The Silent Generation. Some call it the Cusp generation. Many of my friends won't use the web and are stuck in the past. I can't live that way. Thanks for this post." David Shafferd said from the corner of the room

"THIS SITE IS VERY WELL! DON'T LOOK BEHIND THE CURTAIN!!!!" Sugar Cube moaned and then collapsed into the bed's sheets.

"He will not die, it is too comfy here!" Zulias sighed again.  "We will watch live feed of girls wearing no panties playing in the mud.  It is good?"

"Mud Bowl is already upon us?" I asked.

"THE MUD BOWL IS WHAT IS KILLING ME!" Sugar Cube screeched.

"It is the truth!" Tareq spoke  

 "What's the Guild Wars 2 Best Beginner Class?" Annie Lin asked.

"DONKEY SPANKER!" Sugar Cube moaned

We all nodded and then went out for chocolate malts.

OR DID WE? 

TO BE CONTINUED?

 Spammer?

Open doesn't think so!!