I was feeling kind of depressed, couldn't sleep, so I decided to open up my junk folder, where all the awesome job offers go and I discovered -Dear Beloved,
I am Johnson AL-Salem from Angola. I am the only surviving son of Late Dr and Mrs Thomas AL-Salem,my Father worked with Shell Corporation for twenty years
before he died in a motor accident with my mother last year 2011.
My late Father deposited the sum of $7.5 Million (seven Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars) with a financial firm in Europe.
Recently,my Doctor told me that due to the shock I have during my late parent`s sudden death of accident I have developed heartache which may result
stroke if proper measure is not taking.
I have contacted the financial firm,and explained the situation of my parent and my health as well but my doctor told me that,i can not travel this time due to my bad health and I don`t have money to continue receiving my medical treatment,that is the reason while I am
contacting you to assist me to retrieve the money out from the financial firm in Europe to enable me continue my medical attention please.
Please help me to get the money out so that i will take proper medical attention over my health,if you are honest to help me kindly get back to me as soon as possible, and tell me what I should give you for helping me.
Oh Johnson, my beloved friend and good time hustler...
How are you? I am fine!
I am sorry to hear about you developing the heartache, you also live down the end of lonely street, at Heart Break Hotel?
This could not have come at a more perfect time!
I will not only help you get the money, take my cut, but I will also place a pillow over your face and make sure you die with honor, like a true Klingon, except I won't JaJa Binks your bung hole.
I'm nice like that.
No extra charge.
Contrary to what your doctor told you, there's no cure for the stroke of the heartache!
I give proper attention to your health.
Your friend till you die,
Francis A. Dopezensid, MDA
How's Princess Wallatanka Dunk?
I have not heard from her in ages.
Love in Jesus!