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Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you? Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!! What? Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog. Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!

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OCTOBER 29, 2012 5:24PM

Frankenstorm

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There's a storm a brewing, Frankenstorm, the Perfect Storm, Super Storm, your mom on a typical day!

First rule of such a storm, is to NOT go on that shrimp boat with George Clooney.

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"Come on! We'll be alright! Just going to be a little storm!!!"

Or was that from Brokeback Mountain?

Was George in that movie?

He should have been. 

Of course, I, here in Indiucky, is just on the edge of the push, sending some cold waves your way to make it a 'Perfect Storm'.

But it doesn't mean we're not getting the wind, some rain, a little snow, some guy named Steve knocking on my door to tell me about Jesus.

"Go away Steve! CNN has complete coverage of the perfect storm!"

"You know who else is the perfect storm? SATAN!"

I close the door and go back to the complete coverage.

Open is running half ass, so I decide to post my pictures, the Complete Coverage of The Perfect Storm from Indiucky.

Though if I can see the storm surge from the Atlantic from here, well, hopefully my East Coast friends can swim!!!!

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The dumpster is afraid and is hiding behind the fence.

A little dog named Toto is barking.

"Let me in you fools!!!!"

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I'm playing dress up as the TV plays a marathon of "My Ghost Story".

I cough a bit as a cold has made my front weeze just a little bit, a lot actually.

I've overdosed on sleepy time cold meds as it's my day off, have to go to work tomorrow, then off on Halloween to scare the little kids so much they drop their candy bags and run off fleeing into the night.

CANDY!!!!

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Bear has decided to "bear" out the storm and Open.Salon's problems at the picnic table, contemplating life and baskets filled with goodies.

"Where have all the baskets gone? Filled with nummy nummy nummy nums!!? WILL THEY EVER BE BACK???"

To all my friends directly in the path of this Sandy, be careful!

Hopefully you have plenty of toilet paper and wine to make it through!

 

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Sorry, but if George Clooney invites me on his shrimp boat, I'm going! And if that's wrong, I don't want to be right!
I'm with Cranky! George bats those lashes at me and, I'm on a boat - with my flippy floppies!
Admit it! You only did this post as an excuse to post that cat pic!
No Cranky and nile!! DON'T DO IT!!!! I've seen the movie, the ship goes down and not in a good way!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! :D
cheshyre, teehee! Sure did!! :D
IT WAS A SWORDFISH BOAT!

And I once had a smile like you, that I discovered in the morning. Totally horrorshow. Nearly scared myself into cardiac arrest!

Will be watching for this post on BIG Salon.. yep.
How happy, Jimmy?

Happier than a black bear at the plank-grilled salmon truck.

Pick up.


Ditto the stay safe!
Poor dumpster! You should take it to a more safe place!

I showed Puff that picture & she choked.
I'll bet the hands that painted that cat are wearing bandages.
Well, at least it is better than seeing Russia from your front porch. You betcha. R
Batten the hatches Tink. You do remember how to batten, right? Not link those Tigers (any relation?) from Detroit.
TRIG, someday we'll both be on Big Salon, a grin on our face, our cocks in hand!! WEEP! :D

Stacey, bear always happen when he has salmon!! :D

phyllis, I'd bring in the dumpster to my apartment but it doesn't want to go up the stairs!! :D

Chicken, yes!! :D

Trudge, if I squint really hard, I can see Spain from my bath room!! :D

Abrawang, I tie them Tigers by their tails, right? :D
The bear looks like he could be contemplating the universe. Perhaps a Philosobear. Er...um...
Clowns scare me. Kats with freaky clown faces scare me.
I'm outta here!
R
I wouldn't get on a shrimp boat with George Clooney but I'd eat shrimp with him. Also lobster. Salmon too. And beer-battered cod and panko-crusted tilapia. But not swordfish.
TNT69 ---- he's baaaaaaaaack
thank u for your kind wishes. i think they saved me.
we in central ct did not lose our power. now we can watch
the utter devastation on our WORKING TV'S AND COMPUTERS,
and say shit like, "oh poor folks, gosh".

Our CT governor said it was gonna be a CATASTROPHE.
my idea o f catastrophe and his are different i guess.
i would label 'catastrophe' any social outing with
the androgynous clooney, on
shrimp boat,
princess cruise, or even a canoe fishing for salmon or bass,
a damn catastrophe
for my sexual identity.

He is mancrush material. we all know it. i hope he gets old fast.
thank u for your kind wishes. i think they saved me.
we in central ct did not lose our power. now we can watch
the utter devastation on our WORKING TV'S AND COMPUTERS,
and say shit like, "oh poor folks, gosh".

Our CT governor said it was gonna be a CATASTROPHE.
my idea o f catastrophe and his are different i guess.
i would label 'catastrophe' any social outing with
the androgynous clooney, on
shrimp boat,
princess cruise, or even a canoe fishing for salmon or bass,
a damn catastrophe
for my sexual identity.

He is mancrush material. we all know it. i hope he gets old fast.
thank u for your kind wishes. i think they saved me.
we in central ct did not lose our power. now we can watch
the utter devastation on our WORKING TV'S AND COMPUTERS,
and say shit like, "oh poor folks, gosh".

Our CT governor said it was gonna be a CATASTROPHE.
my idea o f catastrophe and his are different i guess.
i would label 'catastrophe' any social outing with
the androgynous clooney, on
shrimp boat,
princess cruise, or even a canoe fishing for salmon or bass,
a damn catastrophe
for my sexual identity.

He is mancrush material. we all know it. i hope he gets old fast.
thank u for your kind wishes. i think they saved me.
we in central ct did not lose our power. now we can watch
the utter devastation on our WORKING TV'S AND COMPUTERS,
and say shit like, "oh poor folks, gosh".

Our CT governor said it was gonna be a CATASTROPHE.
my idea o f catastrophe and his are different i guess.
i would label 'catastrophe' any social outing with
the androgynous clooney, on
shrimp boat,
princess cruise, or even a canoe fishing for salmon or bass,
a damn catastrophe
for my sexual identity.

He is mancrush material. we all know it. i hope he gets old fast.
thank u for your kind wishes. i think they saved me.
we in central ct did not lose our power. now we can watch
the utter devastation on our WORKING TV'S AND COMPUTERS,
and say shit like, "oh poor folks, gosh".

Our CT governor said it was gonna be a CATASTROPHE.
my idea o f catastrophe and his are different i guess.
i would label 'catastrophe' any social outing with
the androgynous clooney, on
shrimp boat,
princess cruise, or even a canoe fishing for salmon or bass,
a damn catastrophe
for my sexual identity.

He is mancrush material. we all know it. i hope he gets old fast.
thank u for your kind wishes. i think they saved me.
we in central ct did not lose our power. now we can watch
the utter devastation on our WORKING TV'S AND COMPUTERS,
and say shit like, "oh poor folks, gosh".

Our CT governor said it was gonna be a CATASTROPHE.
my idea o f catastrophe and his are different i guess.
i would label 'catastrophe' any social outing with
the androgynous clooney, on
shrimp boat,
princess cruise, or even a canoe fishing for salmon or bass,
a damn catastrophe
for my sexual identity.

He is mancrush material. we all know it. i hope he gets old fast.
thanks for the smile, Tink. I sure as kcuf needed it. reated.
Toilet paper, wine and cigarettes... essentials in a perfect storm... damn I forgot the batteries!! R&R ;-)
Tink. Rated

That bear certainly has good manners, unlike Frankenstorm.
Long time no comment Tink! Just imagine, someone should append the poem on the Statue of Liberty to read "let your huddled masses keep huddled here! Actually huddling must not be too bad else why would people keep going to all of those "Huddle Houses".
P.S. Why has your writing improved so much while I've been indisposed?
Poor Woman, come back!! HE'S A GOOD CLOWN!! :D

Margaret, I might eat some sword fish with him!! Teehee!! :D

lefty, HI!! ~waves~ :D

James, yeah, some places that were suppose to get flattened didn't!! Damn you!! :D

theig, you welcome!! :)

jmac, yeah, batteries are good too!! :D

Lyle, ~nodding~ Bear has good manners!! :D

Fred, my writing has improved hasn't it? Must be the drugs I stole from The Salon Media's offices out in California!! :D
@Tinkererink69

That's Frahnkenstorm and really that's the name of the scientist that invented it.