Bear with us if you can
I know it has been awhile since my last note and I have such wonderful news.
First, I've decided to be straight!!!
For at least one month.
Secondly, I'm doing it to get laid by an actual person.
And she is a she!
(Yes, she could have lied!)
She thinks I'm cute.
She LOVES old guys.
Open seems to be running per normal operating procedure(after three years of running like my dead grandmothers, it becomes normal operating procedure. Put it into the manual --- OPEN MUST RUN AT LEAST AT 3.5 MINUTES BETWEEN CLICK AND LOAD, ONE MINUTE TO DIE @ FATAL ERROR! )
Something about your mom and better times to come....
Your soon to be gay again fondler,