Bear with us if you can
I know it has been awhile since my last note and I have such wonderful news.
First, I've decided to be straight!!!
For at least one month.
I know!
Secondly, I'm doing it to get laid by an actual person.
And she is a she!
I asked!
(Yes, she could have lied!)
She thinks I'm cute.
And old.
She LOVES old guys.
Hell yeah!
Open seems to be running per normal operating procedure(after three years of running like my dead grandmothers, it becomes normal operating procedure. Put it into the manual --- OPEN MUST RUN AT LEAST AT 3.5 MINUTES BETWEEN CLICK AND LOAD, ONE MINUTE TO DIE @ FATAL ERROR! )
Something about your mom and better times to come....
Your soon to be gay again fondler,
Bob
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~runs into the thorn bushes to check out the latest Page Three through Nine Girls and feast on some Fancy Feast~
Thank god you're here Tink. I thought you were ignoring us, or feeding us the "tomorrow" bs.
I'm so relieved to know OS will be functional again. Your input and communication skills set you apart from all the other Editors we've had the misfortune to write for free for.
On their paying site.
My ad today is Australian Unity, a healthcare fund. Click & join now, it's that easy !
cheshyre, ~nodding~ UN-BEAR-ABLE indeed!! PFFFT!!! :(
Jack, I could do worse, or turn it into a porn site!! Either way, WE WIN!! :D
Kim, I could never abandon you all, where would I get my mops and free materials for my paid site! Whoops, I mean, I cherish each and every one of you!! :D
Thinking, I'm that awesome!!! That and I'm using an Atari 2600 with Notepad for my browser!! TOO FAST!! :D
It took so long to load yesterday that I had time to write a nice blog and post it on another site while waiting. I also got through 30 pages of Robert's (St. Amant) book, "Computing For Ordinary Mortals", and 80 pages of Nils Ling's "Truths and Half-Truths". And 2 (count 'em - 2 ) local newspapers. OS is certainly improving my reading skills!
And yours too, I see! First 9 pages of Hustler, indeed. That space is just wasted text, fer gawd;s sake! Move on up to page 31, ol' pal. That's where the females of our species is...... (*snicker*).
PS
Watch out for Larry F. cruises for "Toms" of all species!
;-)
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helps one enjoy the Open Salon Experience,
as it slows down the sense of time, makes extraneous things
interesting, like all the pretty colors and the tv and the radio
you can simultaneous have on,
and
and
uh...
oh sorry. and your mind can wander strawberry fields
as you wait in no hurry for..
oh for os to load, etc. haw! i am lookin at yer bear! he is a
spitting image of Tip Oneill, former speaker of the House...
Also, please tell Tink that I just posted something with a similar title, completely unintentionally. And there is no switching-team bear involved. This post is a million times more interesting and pertinent.
James, I know, get time to wander off, get a soda pop, down the street at the gas station and move back to the computer!! WOO! :D
phyllis, no double post!! :( :D
Abrawang, the cheetahs and the grizzlies cost too much to be featured!! :D
jmac, Zoomer featured me today!! For a piece I wrote early this morning!!
Why do I put up with Open?
The free drugs!! WAAA!! :D
Chicken, HELL YEA!! :D
Stim, in certain places, ALL OF THEM!! :D
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They are not:
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Full of EGO,
Animosities,
Mental-Ills,
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and still See:
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Natural Beauty.
Beers Be Sooth.
Bear Sip Bears.
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No Skin any Cat.
There's one Way.
One Way Cat Scat.
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No Belittle Black Bear.
No Shave Bear Skins.
No Burp Beer Burp.
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Gads
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No step in Cat Scat.
Go To a Cat's House.
No snort Cat's Hairs.
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huh
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Say` God Bless You.
No Sneeze @ Salon.
You May Do` Burp.
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No Hug Bears tight.
Bear Burp` Beer-Up.
Bear Wag` Fat-Tire'
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No let a beer` kill cats.
Treat bear ` pot bowl?
No be pot-busted yet.
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Google?
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Monk Pepper?
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Chaste Tree?
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It's not pot.
It's 5-leafed.
It's peppery.
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Plant Herb?
No Be Rude.
O Your Not!
HUGGGGGGG
Lezlie
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