Tinkerertink69

Tinkerertink69
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Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you? Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!! What? Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog. Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!

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Salon.com
NOVEMBER 15, 2012 5:35AM

FREE PORN? OPEN.SALON IS GOOD FOR THAT!

Rate: 6 Flag

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Everybody wondering where to get free porn online!

You know you are!

You wondering.

Admit it!

Okay, now you admit it, I show you how!

First, get yourself computer!

How?

You figure it out, you smart!

Second, most important, you accept pyapal?

YOU DON'T?

GO GET PYAPAL!!!!

Third, you need cool awesome name if you want to be online!

No, not your awesome name of Wankenstiffy but something like A1CUM!

Now, you ready for fourth step!

Go to Google!

Wait, you still trying to get computer?

You no make it online without computer!

I've tried!

Okay, now you online, right?

Right?

Hello?

Where'd you go?

There you are!

Hello!

Fifth, go to Google.

Oh wait, we already there.

Now type in,

FREE PORN

What?

No, not google.net, Google.com...hello?

Damn it, you been disconnected haven't you?

Who am I talking to anyways!?

Oh you back! Want to learn how to find great illegal downloadable movies and music?

GO TO OPEN.SALON.COM!

Ask for A1CUM!

Or Dick Cheese!

Everyone loves Dick Cheese!

Good night and have a better tomorrow....

(Seriously, I was going to post another blog here but well, until Open decides to OOPS TOO MANY ERRORS the spammers as well, NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE.....FREE PORN FOR EVERYONE!! And all the spammers are donkey fuckers!!!!! PFFFFFT!!!!)

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so thats what Jakes been doin......
Oh, dear me kitty cat. I no view porn.
Honest. That's like seeing a cat house.
You see cats with boots and britches.

But, You can only Imagine a naked cat.
Cats with breeches and no clothes on?
That's as silly as viewing a mud poodle.

You can only get more he-goat horns.
Then, You can't butt a cat with horns.
Cat Houses will only cause cat aches.
You may view but no can Pat a Cat.
You Desirous and more Whacky.
No Span a Cat with No Clothes.
View Cat Chase editor Tales.
Kerry chase Jake's Tails.
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P.S.
I Poke because I re-Sign in.
If I view nude Cat I re-Sins.
O I may go say a Hail Mary.
Oh, dear me kitty cat. I no view porn.
Honest. That's like seeing a cat house.
You see cats with boots and britches.

But, You can only Imagine a naked cat.
Cats with breeches and no clothes on?
That's as silly as viewing a mud poodle.

You can only get more he-goat horns.
Then, You can't butt a cat with horns.
Cat Houses will only cause cat aches.
You may view but no can Pat a Cat.
You Desirous and more Whacky.
No Span a Cat with No Clothes.
View Cat Chase editor Tales.
Kerry chase Jake's Tails.
`
P.S.
I Poke because I re-Sign in.
If I view nude Cat I re-Sins.
O I may go say a Hail Mary.
&
Whoops!
Cat forced to retire young.
He be a former Porn Star.
Then he be editor @ Salon.
Porn?!

What you need porn for, dumb cat?

You already told us you'd run out of pepper and lost your tweezers (or was that another cat?).

You gots MUCH better than porn to look at. You gots ME!!

Download my avatar to your desktop. Enlarge. Gaze fondly upon wide intelligent brow. Stare deeply into deep thoughtful eyes. Envy finely styled spectacles. Now rub tummy....... Ahhhhhh! Lovely!

Now isn't that better than watching porn and getting blisters on your hoo-ha?

No, no, thanks not necessary; orange kats allus helps out other orange kats. It's our nature. Bring KY when you come; your turn in the barrel......

;-)
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Great stuff Tink. I have just about had it with Open Salon. It's ridiculous anymore. It's so sad but I am just fed up with it finally.
rated
News to me so thanks for the tips. Is there any one pron blogger I should favorite?
Not only can you get porn here but I'm selling pussy here.

http://open.salon.com/blog/catnlion/2012/10/16/im_going_to_sell_pussy
dh lawrence, author of 'lady chatterly's lover', a real
goddamn piece of fuckin LITERATURE,
had a fine time defining what is porn and what aint.
"Pornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt."
i may not know pornography when i see it,
but i know a damn good definition of it when i read it!
~
i suppose this was an anti-os post.
cuzza the oops errors and more errors cuzza yer first error
bullshit, right?
i am one to say NOTHING DOESNT HAPPEN FOR A REASON
so i read those error messages as a statement on the
state of my soul.
Free porn rules!! R&R ;-)
Porn purveyors at least know how to run a web site. R
pyapal? Is that like some Hawaiian delicacy?
HUGGGGGGGGGGGG
Steel, ~nodding~ He's been very busy!! :D

Art, it's okay, I view enough porn for the both of us!! :D

sky, belly rubs are the best aren't they? ~PURRRRRR~ Come on, there's this lady down the street that gives the best tummy rubs!!! :D

mical, ~nodding~ I've been doing more with Zoomers when I get a chance. I'll still stick with Open till I can't anymore(they turn it off for the last time!!! :D)

Dandy, I like A1Cum(they also post links to pirated movies and some warez) but there's so many of them nowadays! I can't just have one!!! :D

Cat, HURRAY!!!! :D

James, I tried posting a real post(it will allow me to post comments left and right and read my PMs but man, posting...eek!! :D) but porn needs love too!! :D

jmac, yes it does!! WOOO!! :D

zanelle, a badge of honor I wear proudly!! :D

Gerald, they running this site!! :D

Linda, it very good!! :D