OPEN FIRST OPENS IN 2008. Times were different back then, technology was moving forward.
Are you there?
The last EP was on the 12th, the Cover hasn't been changed in so long, even Joan H. and Cranky Cuss are getting sick of looking at their face.
Well, Joan might have wandered off to polish silverware.
But seriously, where are you?
Are you writing award winning articles on sex and candy in post modern America?
Are you eating well?
Are you still alive?
If you're dead, is Kerry still using your login for Salon to write award winning articles on your behalf, cashing the checks for the awards so he can buy tea?
Does he still drink tea?
I did get your message about the girl and me pictured on Facebook but her account was suspended before I could get there.
I mean, it's okay, if you're busy, I understand.
I mean, if I had to choose between viewing free porn or being editor of Open.Salon, I'd so go with free porn.
I'll admit Open is kind of depressing on its good day.
"My dad wants to become a woman, what should I do?"
GO SHOPPING WITH HIM!!!
Anyways, I just wanted to make sure you're okay.
IS ANYONE HOME?
Anyways, here's a link to my newest series ---- TALES FROM THE RETAIL WARS --- I'd post it here, but well, till you speak, at least to say, WE'RE STILL ALIVE...BEAR WITH US...then well, I'll just post pictures of my butt!!!