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Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you? Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!! What? Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog. Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!

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NOVEMBER 16, 2012 4:11PM

CIHAN2 CIHAN2 IS A DONKEY FUCKER

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The 19th of November, people are rushing off to Our Salon!

Cihan2 will still be here, fucking donkeys!! They love the donkeys!!

Will Salon.Media give a shit?

Probably not!

Either or.

I will not be joining the exodus.  

I'm already a member at Our Salon.

Lorianne does a fine job at running that site.  

I LOVE the chat feature at that site.

I'm an old timer when it comes to chat.  

I love chat.

I've been a blogger for going on four years, mostly on Open(December 8th people, be there when I'm celebrating my Blog-a-versary!!! Remember Joan Walsh and the rest doing an animated dancing commercial? I do!! IFC had it and I was like, I WANNA MAKE MONEY BLOGGING!! in 2008!! :D) 

I have heard that Salon.Media is "trying" to update and or replace servers and fix the problems which have plaqued Open for many years now, which is nice.

They need to.

Jake, I think, is trying to become the New York Times best seller.

I'd buy his book.  

Hell, I'd let that mofo into my bed for some sexy time.

He's hot.

But then, there's some 80s porn actressess I'd do, so that's not saying much.

Sorry Jake, I'm easy!!

By the way, your sexy man of the year for People, ain't that sexy!

I have had better hitting on me!!

:D

I'm on a teeter list.

Professionally, career wise, job wise, life is going good.  

My work likes me.  I've said I'm leaving on the first train out of there, and told, "No you're not!! YOU'RE STAYING, NO MATTER WHAT!"

Money wise, I'm still broke.

That kinda sucks but I'm able to make rent.

Personally, marriage wise, everything is going good.

Personally, other stuff, like my parents, I might have to run away to Montana to help out my parents, who really don't have anyone to count on to go down into the cellar to fix the heater.

Being a grown up sucks.

I'm not sure what's going on with Open.  

The Cover is stale.

That's bad.

The Code for the Open was bad since day one.

Whoever paid the programmers in the beta phase should get the money back.

Spammer such as Cihan2 are allowed to run rampant with their FIND FREE ______ NOW!!

That's bad.

If one of the major studios wanted, they could have Jake and Kerry shot dead.

Them studios don't play games!

The porn is bad too.

Free porn is awesome but if you want to stay a legit site, then, kill the porn, the free pirated movies, warez, etc.  AT LEAST!!!!

The site speed today is actually pretty good.

Probably because everyone is going to Our Salon.

DEAR KERRY LAUERMAN, HIRE LORIANNE TO FIX YOUR SITE!! :D

Not Tinkerertink69, he's too busy working to fix a major retailer's problems!!!

And worrying about his parents.

And masturbating!!!!

Good night and have a better tomorrow...

 

Cihan2 and the rest of the spammers are donkey fuckers!!!

NO JUSTICE! NO PEACE!!!

FREE PORN!!!!

http://freeporn.youngleafs.com/pornpros/mandy-armani"/

(NSFW!! :D) 

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FIRST!!

I GOT HERE FIRST!

(I've got nothing to say but who cares..... I was first!)

;-)
.
HEY! I MIGHT EVEN BE SECOND TOO!

Tink, somebody needs your help. Pay a visit to.......

SPIKE THE HEN

;-)
.
sky, I already told the Spike I was an unemployed loser for two years!! :D

And I lubs u!! :D
Lovely rant as always... you go Kwazy Kat!! R&R ;-)
Er....how do I find the free porn? R
We love ya, big guy!
It is my sincere and hopeful wish that full use of this wonderful site will one day actually be restored so we may blog freely here once again.
R
BRING BACK THE MOP !

Never thought I'd ever say that.

You owe me $5.95.
jmac, I'll keep ranting even after I'm dead!! :D Cihan2 is dead, long live Cihan5!! :D

Gerald, you go to Google, type in "Star Trek fan fiction" use the quotes, enjoy!! :D

toritto, my readers are always around, even when they can't get in to open!! :D

Thank you my friend!!!

Poor Woman, ~nodding~ Same here. I will continue to post here with my usual writing skills. Our Salon's system has threatened to put out a hit contract on me if I even think about it!! :D

Kim, the check is in the mail, bear with us!! Haha!! :D
Hey, my furry littermate, I look forward to your Dec. 8 post; I'll have one of my own about that time. It's been a grand four years, but I don't think I'm going to go for five. The returns, as they say, are diminishing to the point where it's hardly worth commenting or posting, here or anywhere else. En tout cas, thanks for making me laugh so hard so often, my old son....
I am trying to figure out why it must be one or the other, tink.
Our salon has its charms. Speed of light access is not to be taken for granted.
Beneath your facetiousness I sense a sensitive soul.
(this is the very key to being successfully facetious, I have found)
You keep bringing up this free porn thing. Porn as we know,is not a good thing to gawk at for extended time, due to its deleterious effects on a kiddo’s future sexual performance with a real live woman. That is what the Feminists tell me.

Thus I pose a metaphysical question for u: is porn truly ‘free’? if it makes you a minute man? A man with no appreciation for the beauty of the feminine body? If it relegates you to a fellow who must live by those immortal Dylan words
“the pump don’t work
Cuz the vandals took the handles?”
~
by the way this sexiest man alive cannot hold a candle to the last one.
what's his name...
this new guy? a punk ass. that's what we hip types who done jail time call them guys. them pretty boys.
I am trying to figure out why it must be one or the other, tink.
Our salon has its charms. Speed of light access is not to be taken for granted.
Beneath your facetiousness I sense a sensitive soul.
(this is the very key to being successfully facetious, I have found)
You keep bringing up this free porn thing. Porn as we know,is not a good thing to gawk at for extended time, due to its deleterious effects on a kiddo’s future sexual performance with a real live woman. That is what the Feminists tell me.

Thus I pose a metaphysical question for u: is porn truly ‘free’? if it makes you a minute man? A man with no appreciation for the beauty of the feminine body? If it relegates you to a fellow who must live by those immortal Dylan words
“the pump don’t work
Cuz the vandals took the handles?”
~
by the way this sexiest man alive cannot hold a candle to the last one.
what's his name...
this new guy? a punk ass. that's what we hip types who done jail time call them guys. them pretty boys.
I swear ` gin because I had to remember my password.
Each Time I Vow to NO COMMENT I Break My Vows.
It's Like a Broken Marriage. Mules Step Out and Buck.

Mules ` Round My Tiny Donkey Town Bite JMEs Thigh.
Every Time a Farmer Tries To Fix a Sheep or ass, OHO!
Dinkey From The Story Of Job - A Man From Uz Lands.

Job Lost Manr Mules, Sheep. Asses, and He Got Boils.
I Guess FAUST's Friend the Devil Taught HUman OHO!
Mule Bit Farmer Thigh and Heehaw Off To New Pasteur.

There really was a Local (NO LOCO) Mule Who Bit Thighs.
I Goon`a Learn Manners and How To Blog @ Dizzy Lands.
I am TEmpted to Take Rest Break. God made a Day ` YOM.
I think YOMS Means an ` Indefinite Period of Time. Good.
Creator made a Day and noted ` All Was Good. Then` Rest.
`
I dod Manage to Read Squabble Comment. They are Health.
Healing. Hilarious. Humorous de' Tickle Funny Thigh Bones.
Smile. Sometimes my Cry is Mingles With Monstous Giggles.

This is Better than a Non-Denomination Worship Choir Gang.
In Alice in Wonderland The Queen of Heart Yell` Heads Off!
A Queen Always Threatened To Chop Nasty Folks Heads Off.
`
I'll Try To re-Learn How a Open Site is Supposed to Function.
`
Later

No Lose Mules, Hen, Piglet, Asses, Sheep, and eat` Kale.
Kale Keeps Dentist with Green Teeth. Lawyers No `Beets.
Beets Give Folk REd Teeth. Good Luck. Guten Tag. Smile.
I swear ` gin because I had to remember my password.
Each Time I Vow to NO COMMENT I Break My Vows.
It's Like a Broken Marriage. Mules Step Out and Buck.

Mules ` Round My Tiny Donkey Town Bite JMEs Thigh.
Every Time a Farmer Tries To Fix a Sheep or ass, OHO!
Dinkey From The Story Of Job - A Man From Uz Lands.

Job Lost Manr Mules, Sheep. Asses, and He Got Boils.
I Guess FAUST's Friend the Devil Taught HUman OHO!
Mule Bit Farmer Thigh and Heehaw Off To New Pasteur.

There really was a Local (NO LOCO) Mule Who Bit Thighs.
I Goon`a Learn Manners and How To Blog @ Dizzy Lands.
I am TEmpted to Take Rest Break. God made a Day ` YOM.
I think YOMS Means an ` Indefinite Period of Time. Good.
Creator made a Day and noted ` All Was Good. Then` Rest.
`
I dod Manage to Read Squabble Comment. They are Health.
Healing. Hilarious. Humorous de' Tickle Funny Thigh Bones.
Smile. Sometimes my Cry is Mingles With Monstous Giggles.

This is Better than a Non-Denomination Worship Choir Gang.
In Alice in Wonderland The Queen of Heart Yell` Heads Off!
A Queen Always Threatened To Chop Nasty Folks Heads Off.
`
I'll Try To re-Learn How a Open Site is Supposed to Function.
`
Later

No Lose Mules, Hen, Piglet, Asses, Sheep, and eat` Kale.
Kale Keeps Dentist with Green Teeth. Lawyers No `Beets.
Beets Give Folk REd Teeth. Good Luck. Guten Tag. Smile.
`
I may Join Gospel - GOOD NEWS Solo Choir and go` Burp!
`
Lately I shun Strife.
Division is Self-Ruin.
I Lame. But Sane.
Boaner, it has been a grand run hasn't it!!! We had a good fun time even during the bad days of no beer and all of the cool people decided to run off and not take us.

I'll keep going as much as I can. Work has been an experience, come home too tired to write my soul(or barf out my lunch and call it blogging!! :D) even on the cool sites like Foxnews.com!!! Boohoo!!! :D

I'll play it by year on the five year thing!! :D

James, the only problem, no kiddos in this cat's future(I might have some but they haven't found me yet!! :D)

Porn wants to be free. It is like information. Though, we both know, information is not free, unless we steal it, and then, is it really stealing, we're taking a copy of the information into our brain and the original is still there!!

Complicated.

I say, we should not pick ,we should keep a back up options, which I do. I have an OurSalon account just like I've got a Zoomers.ca account and a Hubpages account, Word Press account, so.....

WE DON'T HAVE TO CHOOSE, WE CAN FREELY MOVE BETWEEN THE PLACES AND DO OUR THANG!! :)

Art, never leave my friend, no matter where we end up, just be there!! :)