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NOVEMBER 18, 2012 11:04PM

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF OPEN.SALON -

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Upside down, turn around, look up,
Now take a step to the left,

SPIN AROUND!
SPIN AROUND!

In a few hours, we should all runaway screaming, "Banana Ice Cream!" from Open.Salon and go where?

"FOXNEWS.COM!!"

Hell yeah!

Then tomorrow, we come back and repeat the process, until Jake goes, "I WANNA GO TOO!"

And we'll be like, "Hell yea! Get on the bus, man!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE&feature=related

"Then what will happen?" The crowd yells out to the man on the stage with the blowup sex doll made to look like Adam Sandler.

 "Then we'll be like, YOUR MOM!!!" Haha!

"What?"

"Never mind!!!"

"Okay!"

Everyone should get on the bus and we could sing, "The wheels on the bus go around and around...."

"Then what?"

That's it!

"That doesn't sound like fun! Why don't we go to Fresno, California and be on that new show, THE BLOGGERS OF OPEN.SALON!"?"

Really? Who's on it!

WE ALL ARE!!!

 Wow!

"Even people who ran away years ago to become 'Real Writers' will be on it!!!"

Wow! When is this show on?

"12:47 am yesterday!"

"OMG!! Will it be aired again?"

"YES!!!"

When?

"WE DON'T KNOW! BUT BEAR WITH US!!"

Just like the website!!! Are there big names on the show?

"YES!"

Who!!??

"YOUR MOM!!"

Man, I walked right into that one!

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!"

Good night and have a better tomorrow!!!! 

 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9mwELXPGbA&feature=related
Do you think Jake got rolled out of a moving car like in the video? That could explain a few things. Like why he only orders Jello now.
See, it's stuff like this will be missed if OS ever officially goes dark. :)
"The wheels on the bus go round and round, indeed!"

We Canuckians will just have to show you Yanks how to do it right....... AGAIN!!

The bus song starts off; "Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall...... ninety-nine bottles of beer!!! If one of those bottles should happen to fall......"

If you sing that continuously for the whole trip, the driver is guaranteed to be 100% ready for Fresno traffic...... ;-)
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I imagine the type of commercials..:)
HUGGGGGGGGGGG
So lately, comments I make show up 5 or 6 times. This place is 'splodin' in mysterious ways.

(That's what she said.)
So lately, comments I make show up 5 or 6 times. This place is 'splodin' in mysterious ways.

(That's what she said.)
So lately, comments I make show up 5 or 6 times. This place is 'splodin' in mysterious ways.

(That's what she said.)
So how do Kerry and Jake look in dresses and lipstick?
But if you get on the show, can you flip over a table in a rage? Hmm...is leaving OS for other shores sort of the equivalent?....
Stim, I'm thinking so! Jake won't talk about!!! :( :D

Dianne, does, doesn't it? :D

Nick, I'll miss Open if it ever goes dark!! No place else would put up with me for so long, except my wife, and she's ready to throw me out!!! :D

sky, no, they go around, around......damn Northerner!! :D

(But the beer part is universal!! :D)

Linda, I bet we could get some awesome commercials!!! :D

Stacey, me too!! (She doesn't say that part!! :( :D)

lefty, pretty hawt actually!! :D

Alysa, ~nodding~ I can flip tables over like nobody can, as long as they card table, and there's nothing on it!! :D