Second day of the DON'T POST ON OPEN.SALON --- I've posted twice since, but then, I suck at conforming.
Yes, Open runs like my grandparents, all who are dead and buried since 1969.
The Cover is old and smelly, but it does seem some of the Spammers are being killed off, probably by angry pelicans.
The damn administrator keeps closing the connections unexpectedly which means I have to hit F5 to refresh or pretend I'm a cool kid and go outside and play(mostly with myself but there's nothing new about that!)
I think I might have some ideas to make it super awesome once again.
- Get a new administrator who doesn't have a fetish for closing connections unexpectedly. If one cannot be found, tell old administrator to post notice when they getting ready to close it. Premature closure should be grounds for divorce. Damn it!
- New cover material. I know there's some of the best picks gone but damn it, there's so much retro stuff out there, including myself, like on the 10th of December, my Blog-a-versary, my very 1st post with the headline THIS IS WHEN IT TRULY WENT WRONG. Also, Cartoons. And poetry. Fiction. The Bed Wetter Discuss series. ETC. Do it on a semi-daily basis. Take some of the best Spam and put that on the Cover too, make it look fresh!!!
- SPEAK TO THE CONTENT PROVIDER. This could be Jake posting a message saying, YEP, WE'RE STILL MESSED UP, BUT HERE'S A VIDEO OF A MONKEY SCRATCHING HIS BUTT!!!! Weekly would be nice, guest posters would be awesome, like Kerry posting his recipe for KICK ASS TEA or Retro-Joan Walsh's hats!!! Miss those!!!
- Cake. Lots of cake.
- BITCHES AND MOANS FROM THE CONTENT PROVIDERS. Wait, that's already done, but put them on the Cover until new awesome posters come on board.
- Movie reviews by drunk cashiers. You have never had a movie review done right until you're talking to a drunk cashier!! I know a few, mostly from the casino.
- Mind porn. Also known as mind fucks, such as what use to create some awesome dustups!!!
- Open Calls, bring those mofo back!!!
- Your mom!
Also, a daily offering of Fancy Feast and a bowl of milk for the local cats(aka me and Sky) might bring you some favors from them, such as NO PEEING ON YOUR SOCKS BEFORE YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING.