What do spammers do when they're not spamming websites?
They fuck the donkeys!
Don't believe me?
"Who here likes to fuck the donkeys?"
ALL THE SPAMMERS RAISE THEIR HANDS
You dirty little monkeys!!
Stop fucking the donkeys!
Their butts hurt!!!
Stop spamming too!
Trust me, girls are better, and writing porn is better than posting spam!!!
FUCK A DOG, THEY LOTS TIGHTER!!!!