Tinkerertink69

Tinkerertink69
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Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you? Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!! What? Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog. Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!

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DECEMBER 15, 2012 12:11AM

DEAR SANTA - WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

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Dear Santa,

It's me, Tink, been awhile since I've written you, possibly last Christmas, I can't remember.

Somebody tried to tell me you weren't real, like God and David Hasselhoff but I know they're real too, cause well, just got to believe.

This year, I don't really want anything for myself, as well, I ain't been nothing but bad this year, but I do want something for the world.

I want random acts of violence such as school shootings, etc. just to stop.  

I never understood what would drive someone to just go out and open fire in a public place such as a school, mall, movie theater, whatever.  

I would think firing up a video game and open fire on some computer generated villains would be more fun as you could hit restart game and bam, you could start over, especially if you got killed.

Real life does not have a restart game button.

Sometimes, I wish it did, be nice to start over in life, changes some things, and if they didn't work out that well, RESTART GAME could always be an option.

There also seems to be a lot of wars and war-like things going on, again, why can't these politicians, rulers, etc. just fire up their game station and play War 3K or something?

If they lose, then, well, RESTART GAME, and all their people they lost to the Ultra 10,000 megaton Bomb of Death would be restarted and whoosh, could do it all over again!

Again, too bad life wasn't that way!

Be a lot easier!

Anyways, that's about all I want for Christmas, basically, the same thing I wanted since I was a wee lad and you were nailing my mom.

I'm still waiting for that pony I asked for back in 1978.

Your friend for life,

Tink

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Tink - Hope you get all your wishes! R
sorry to say this, but Open Salon seems to be a failed platform for now. i've given up posting.
All I want for Christmas is for those boycotting twits to STOP coming back here to OS for the sole purpose of giving it a kick or two while it's not doing too well.

You wanna go....... go, fer fuck sake! Your business. But try to resist the temptation to come back here - AGAIN - for the sole purpose of mentioning how it isn't up to scratch. Is there some part of your feeble little brains that thinks you are imparting new information to us?

Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out......

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You hopes are surely what all sane people want. There is just too much sanity. Well said.

Rated.
Well said, friend. Well said.
My comments are still unworthy of being replicated many (all-time record 11 at Roger's) times over, so I'm a little reticent. Failed platform and all.

I saw Mommy shtuppin' Santa Claus. That explains much.

Me, I want a hula hoop.
My comments are still unworthy of being replicated many (all-time record 11 at Roger's) times over, so I'm a little reticent. Failed platform and all.

I saw Mommy shtuppin' Santa Claus. That explains much.

Me, I want a hula hoop.
My comments are still unworthy of being replicated many (all-time record 11 at Roger's) times over, so I'm a little reticent. Failed platform and all.

I saw Mommy shtuppin' Santa Claus. That explains much.

Me, I want a hula hoop.
Marilyn, me too!!!

Terry, Open will survive. It seems to be slowly coming back!! Will it ever be the same? I don't know!!! I can hope....

sky, the door fell off years ago!! :D

Lyle, thank you very much!! More sanity!!!!!

nile, tankies!! :)

Stacey, hula hoops are awesome too!! :D
(What exactly would you have done with (to?) that pony, Tink, and does it involve ingestion of Free Beer?)

I wish for the same things. Happy Christmas, my furry friend.
amen, kitteh. two front teef are overrated.
Boaner, yes, it does!! Whoo!! ;D

Merry Christmas to you as well my friend!!!

theig, whoz knees em!!? :D