First, you need to get yourself some crack.

"Crack?"

THE HISTORY OF CRACK, IN CASE YOU WANT TO READ IT, ALL SERIOUS AND STUFF 

Yeah, get some crack!

"Ain't got none!"

Well, then we need to get your ass hustling on the street to get you some.

"How do I do that?"

We need to dress you up like a whore!

"Mama didn't raise no whore!"

 Tonight she did!

"Okay!"

You want that crack don't ya?

"Yeah!"

So welcome to the world of being a crack whore.

"When do I get the crack?"

Later, now get your ass on the street and make me some money!

"Youse a pimp!"

Damn right, not like Snoop Dogg, more like your mom with your dad.

"Burn!"

What I tell you?

"Get on that street corner and make daddy some mo-net!!"

Hell yeah.

Everything free if you fast enough.

Not fast enough?

Nothing free, but, well...get fast enough!

Yes, this is advice, write it down, print it out, live it, get fast enough.

Or make a hit record, like that Justin Bieber, sing about loving your girl, all lonely like,

AS LONG AS YOU LOVE ME

BY

TINKY WINKY SUPASTAR! 

WE COULD BE HOMELESS, YOU COULD CHOKE ME, JACK ME OFF, WOOO WOOO WOOOO!!!!!!!! LOVE ME!!! LLOOOOVVVVVVEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

I GOT A CHEESE SANDWICH, NOT SURE IF THIS MAKE SENSE,

I GOT JEW....CAN'T SPELL U, WITHOUT JEW....WHA?

WOOOOOO!!!

ASK ME WHICH IS MY BEST SIDE, AND STEP SIDE AND POINT TO MY ASS!! WOOO OWOOOOOO!!!!

 Listen, this is as good as it gets, these are the 'Good ole days!' remember them, keep them in your brain, remember the smell of the hay you rolled in, that smell of shit in your hair.

As long as you love me, we won't care.  I'll never leave you, well, I might.

But don't you cry, remember, these are the good days.

Today is here, yesterday is over, and tomorrow will never come.

We won't stop, cause, well, the brakes are out.  

 I may have also set fire to the rain, but well, welcome to New Jersey!!! Good night and have a better tomorrow!