Tinkerertink69

Tinkerertink69
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Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you? Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!! What? Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog. Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!

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FEBRUARY 9, 2013 1:36AM

MY BUTT HURTS: Oops, I mean, I'M GONE!! TINK FLOUNCE STYLE!

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I've decided to leave Open.Salon forever and ever and never come back!!

Why?

My butt hurts!!

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"Jessica from Cat Fancy. Why are you flouncing really? Is it the fame? Do you want to become a rap star?"

I'm leaving because...((DRAMATIC PAUSE FOR EFFECT))...I have done everything I set out to do!! I made a dent....((MORE PAUSE))...in the world!!!

"George Hanson from Country and Western Weekly.  Is it true you are flouncing because you impregnated Jacob Sugarman's feline companion, Poofy Butt Twiddle Butt?"

LIES!! ALL LIES!! ((DRAMATIC PAUSE FOR BREAK DOWN IN TEARS MOMENT))

Enough questions.  

I am flouncing to work on my acting career.

"Really?"

Yes Regis, really.  Why did you flounce from your show for?

"Kelly told me to do it or she'd kill me!"

Actually, that's the same reason I'm doing it.

"Really?"

Nah! I just want to work on my tan, get some color on my butt, see the world, maybe in my Maidenform Bra!

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 "Joan H. from Open.Salon! One more question, DO YOU KNOW ANY REPUBLICANS?"

No!! NO! A THOUSAND TIMES NO!!! ~runs off stage in tears~

Cat sticking out tongue

 

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Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

Meow.
Mew meow mew mew. Meeeooow! Mew?

;-)
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Tink,
An enormous void has fallen upon OS as
the news of your Flouncing sinks in.
It is lucky we have a devastating BLIZZARD WITH TWO GODDAMN NAMES---'NEMO' AND 'CHARLOTTE'---
an hermaphroditic blizzard mayhap?
to distract us.
~
I know a few Republicans.
I am gonna let them dig themselves outta all that snow.
as JME says... always..
You are not going anywhere and it was ruse to get us all in to see some nekkid butts
HUGGGGGGGGGG
Wow! Now I can say. "I knew Rap Cat when he was a nobody on Open Salon."

Personally, I would have held out for Wendy's instead of being a shill for Checkers. But(t) that's show biz.
R
LOVE THE DRESS!


TEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is one ugly flounce dress. I know you can do better. Show us a little respect, eh?
Not familiar with the term flouncing. I am the only democrat in this part of NJ. Even my wife is a Republican, but not a conservative. Don't ask. My eyesare going: did she win the election or the erection? R
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Lezlie
Pointy bras and fugly flounce skirts (not a dress). And why is the front of her tiered ruffly skirt a different pattern?
phyllis, MEOOOOOOWWWWW!!!

SKY, PURRRRR!! :D

James, Huge void!! Also, I couldn't stay away!! :D

rita, and always, amen!! :D

Eyes, I went poo this morning!!! :D

Linda, you know me too well!! :D

Trudge, I know, maybe next time!! :D

trig, Weep!!! Thank you!! I made it myself!! WHO IN TOP VIEW? TRIG IS!! HOW HE DO THAT? SEXY DRESS!! :D

heron, respect? Think I had that once!! Made my ass look huge!! :D

Gerald, flouncing is when you prance merrily out of the room saying stuff like, "I'm leaving and never coming back..." and then the next day, you back with stars in your eyes!! ~:D

On the Republican - Democrat thing, YOU LUCKY DAWG YOU!! :D

L, PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! :D

asia, cause she special!! ~:D
Could be an apron!! Turn around lady!! :D
You are a performer and and will succeed in any venture.
Lyle, thank you!! :D

Emily, I try to be!! :D
If you were as interested in say... physics, you could change the world!

You funny kitty. RRRR
Natalie, I am building this machine in my back yard, not sure what it's going to do but it has awesome lights!! :D
LIL KITTY, DON'T LEAVE. WE LUVS U. WE LUVS U. WE LUVS U.

Actually if you leave, I'll have to spend more time with Gordon Osmond. ;(

And that's a promise. Not a threat.
Flounce out of Indiyucky, but please don't leave us, or forget about us when you are rich and famous.
/r.
B-b-b-but ... if you leave, Jake will need a new excuse for drinking.
I haz confused stars in eyes.
lefty, well in that case, SEE YA ALL LATER!! :D

island, I won't!! I PROMISE!! :D

Cranky, :( I know.....~pout~ I won't leave then!! WEEP!! :D

Stacey, oh noze!!! :(
flounce cheese ... extra sharp
Flouce, baby flounce! Flounce like there's no tomorrow!
Huh. Y'all be back as a dawg living in Kansas.
No doubt about it, nope.
I was wondering why things were getting so quiet over on Our Salon... now I see... Tink has everyone over here frozen in the hypnotic flounce of his furry butt! Pffft... wanders off into the thorn bushes to pee.
Geez, I thought you'd never flounce!
You can't go. I depend on you for comic entertainment. Your the only one on OS with a sense of humor.
WHAT are you talking about? UNacceptable!
Chuck, goes great with beef!! :D

Zuma, I am!! DANCE MACHINE!! :D

Creekend, and I got fleas!! YAY!! ITCH!! :D

Seer, never could leave!! I LOVE MAKING THIS PLACE A MESS!! :D

jmac, I'm sorry!!! Stuff will get better after I announce my candidacy for mayor of Fresno!!!! :D

cheshyre, I know!! I need to announce my flouncing every day!! :D

Jack, ahhh!!! Thanks!! (Though ASDFGH HGFDSA is pretty funny too!! :D)

jane, I'm talking about leaving...but I came back! Missed my bed!! :D
the coming back
after leaving, tink,
is the best part of leaving, and the pt of 'flouncing'.

the void is now full again. fulla you.
ha

those gals you got to pose for u are so wholesome, by the way.
they seem like 'nice girls' compared to all the porn chicks.
mom said, 'jim, meet a nice girl'.
James, yeah, moms always want us to meet a nice chick, don't they? :D
flouncing... sorry, I know I'm late to the party... I turn off my brain over the weekend so I wouldn't be much use here if I were to log on on either day that starts with an "S"...

flouncing reminds me of how it goes anytime I'm on the public bus. Dunno what it is about me, evidently I'm butt-ass ugly and am easy competition for trannies, but they always like to flounce to my seat and plop their duct-taped privates next to me. It's always interesting...
I'll believe it when I see it. Don't cats have nine lives?
theig, nah, that means you extra beautiful and they lubs u!! Least that's what I tell myself when they make a bee line to sit next to me!! :D

Sarah, I got twelve! Won 3 in a poker game!! :D