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FEBRUARY 10, 2013 10:34PM


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 I made a promise to the Lord, I would not be afraid, and he gave me light...

It was as the burden of everything was lifted at that moment, the steps became easier and I became happier, the spirit was in me as I kept moving forward towards the light, a voice spoke to me, saying, "You are my child, I shall guide you throughout your life...."


....I kept moving forward, never afraid of a misstep, never alone, though I walked through the shadows of the valley of death, I was not afraid, for he was my Shepard, guiding me through it all. 


The sun witnessed my travels, each day, it rose and kept me company and each day, it would set as my strength grew weak and I rested for awhile, starting again anew the next day in my travels.

Awake! Said the sun, merrily.


And Porky said, "Dude! We gotta go back man, I forgot to grab me a deer bone! WOOF!"


And Tigger, Leader sometimes of this adventure into the corn field, said, "Dude! I found us some food!! Follow me! Follow me!"


"It was right here! Wait....maybe it was....oh yeah....FOLLOW ME!! FOLLOW ME!!!!"


"It's like corn, man!!"


And Pamela said, from her spot in Heaven, "Stop drinking that water from Grammy's secret stash under the sink!! Makes you write weird things!!"

And Jesus said....AMEN!!! OH LAWD, AMEN!!!!!


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Pamela makes good sense. You gotta be careful of the secret stash. Although, that's a good crop of creeping charley in that cornfield.

Love the doggies, too.
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After he said, "Let there be light" he said, "Let there be a light bill." Sigh.
I love you soooooooooo much.

Ok...that was a bit much.
Yup Pam had some wise words.. seems like she has experience with that stuff under the sink.
Actually, Da Lawd never said ANY of that stupid stuff they say he did. Not even when drunk....... pass that jug of Granny's 'shine' there Tinkeroo. Let's get shit-faced.......

Jesus God our Lord and Brother-dude who died for all our sins
is a followable-enough dude, I guess. I would listen to what
the fellow has to say, and follow him ...but ONLY SO FAR!
I mean, cmon. The guy don't know how we postmodern
enlightened brothers do our bizness, does he?
I often follow light too, but something
always distractifies me from my duty.
The dead, mostly.
Like MOM!
She says, "James mark, would you stop wandering around
and come home and have a sip of wine, and maybe
go talk to all those 'little friends of yours' on your
'tain't nothing wrong with secret stashes, mk.... lol... love the doggies, and Pamela had a lovely smile. :)
Porky looks most righteous and angelic. The light in the sky looks like the mother ship, no? R
phyllis, today I discovered the still and the man there said, "A swallow for fifty cents!!" I said, I got $3 and he said, FOR THAT, YOUSE GETS THE GIRL TOO!! :D

Walking is good!!!!

Algis, as are you my friend!! ~hug~

cheshyre, stupid light bill!! :( :D

Dianne, never enough!! :D

Linda, exactly!! :D ~huge hug~

sky, he said stuff, mostly to see how many people would actually pass it along!! :D ~passes the bottle~ WOOOOOOO!!!! :D

James, my mom likes it when I stay home on the computer, then she knows where I'm at...same with my sister in law and granny in law!! :D

theig, yes she did!! ~nodding~ :)

Natalie, ~nodding~ It does! Mother ship coming to take me home!! :D Porky is a saint!! Puts up with me and Tigger!! :D
Now that you're celebrating the 23rd Psalm, go back and check out the 22nd... with his "bones all out of joint" and his "heart poured out like bees wax" David's poetic rendition of his trials and tribulations gives us all a chance to get some perspective. Great to read your posts and glad you're seeing the light, especially with Porky & Tigger.
Jmac, I have seen the light! :)