Hey have you heard, tattooing is not just for your butt anymore!
Hey ladies, how many times have you sat at the salon and said, "Mary I want to do something different, something cool, maybe an eagle coming out of my vajayjay!"
"Girl, do it and you'll be the talk of the town!!"
One girl in the video gets a spider web and a spider vatooed on her because "there's been no one down there in a while," which is kind of awesome and hilarious. She goes on to say that she's into "self-love" and likes looking in the mirror. The host inanely monotones, "I'm sort of in the same boat as you. I can't imagine that. That's great. I like your attitude."
Another girl got a glow-in-the-dark "69." And then they all "hit the streets" while Jersey Shore-type fist-pumping music plays. This is seriously like a parody of itself.
Spider webs and bears? Lovely ideas indeed.
A glow in the dark "69"?
Must have been one of my fans!
Of course, will such a thing age well with time?
Will a vagina tat make sense when you're 87?
"YES!" says famed vagina tattoo artist, Frank Clitus. "No one will regret any tattoo down there! Trust me! If it's on the Internet, it must be true!!!!"
CAUTION! VAGINA ART BELOW !!!! YAY!!!!
Glorious, wonderful mayhem, wrapped in a bow sometimes!
Remember fellas, lick it before you.....wander off to watch football!
Some folks just don't appreciate art!
And remember folks....just because you THINK you're someone's slut 4ever and ever, don't get that tat down there, what will Steve(your next lover 4ever) say?
Before I go, I want to say thank you for the guy and girls @ OurSalon.net for teaching me tonight a wonderful new art form.
Course, Trig has shown me the wonders of anal bleaching since the early days but well, tattooing your vagina is almost as awesome as the wonderous candiru catfish!!!
So girls, get your lover's name engraved down there, burned in, scarred in, whatever. Maybe a butterfly winging its way out.
How funny would that be?
Yeah, I think the candiru catfish would be a nice touch too! GO FOR IT!!
Good night and have a better tomorrow!