Today, I didn't even turn on the TV, why?

My remote is hiding!

Thoughts of the Day:

• There's a fine line between Self-Defense and Murder. If you don't know where that line is, you shouldn't even think of having a gun, let alone having one.

Seriously.  Don't get a gun,… Read full post »

This morning, I couldn't sleep, kept waking up and finally decided to just stay up, watch the rain hit the windows and fell into a movie on TCM called 'The Man with the Golden Arm'  (If you haven't seen the movie or read the book, go off to Youtube and watch it before… Read full post »

NEWS YOU CAN USE (or maybe not)

Issue #Whatever

 The Situation, known to the world as THE SITUATION, star of the hit MTV series, 'So you have a cold sore', is going into rehab for his addiction to tilting his head and grinning like that.

"The Situation needs rehab!" The… Read full post »

 
This 1982 file photo shows madam Ruby Garrett during the trial of two men charged with robbing her brothel in Butte, Mont. Garrett, who ran the last brothel standing in the mining town's once-lively red-light district, died Saturday March 17, 2012. She was 94. (AP Photo/The Montana Stand… Read full post »

Monday, a good friend to the House of Tink and her mean ass daughters(take after their mom!!) drove down to Tink's House of Ill-Repute.

Why?

To go, as youngest daughter says, to the Evil Zoo(Louisville Zoo) on Tuesday.

And we couldn't have picked a better day.

It was a bit toasty,… Read full post »

Your friendly neighborhood Tink might have a chance to go professional and blog for profit.

A paying gig.

I'd have to write serious though.

I'd have to go with the trends, write topics like:

HOW TO SEDUCE YOUR MAN AND KEEP HIM: 10 EASY STEPS TO A QUICKIE IN LOVE.… Read full post »

I didn't even know I had a Russian bride?

Probably ordered one from loveme.com during one of my blackouts and just forgot!

Ah, love, gots to love it, though, if you go looking for it, you'll probably find a disease at the very least and a restraining order with your… Read full post »

TINK NOTE: An up front apology, I mean mucho disrespect to any and all politicians I spoof but it is all done with The Tink Motto of: IF IT HITS MY EMAIL BOX, IT'S FAIR GAME...and ONama's email to me was left out because really, it was boring!! GET SOME BETTER EMAIL… Read full post »

Today has been one of those days I shouldn't be allowed out of my cell.

A good day for me, as I'm in a good mood, where I want to write love songs to my sock.

For a bit there, I was in a grumpy mood, the kind where I would… Read full post »

SID DAVIS PRODUCTION PRESENTS ====

HOMOSEXUALS ARE TRYING TO ABDUCT YOU!

Beware!

If you see a homosexual, run away, they're trying to abduct you, take you to a Techno club, and possibly braid your hair!

That's what homosexuals do!

How do I know?

The AFA(American Family Association --- AFA.NE… Read full post »

Ah, 2012, a year for major elections and possibly the end of the world!

Good times!

This year, our man Mitch, here in Indiana, is term limited up, so won't be running for governor.

His lieutenant governor, Becky Skillman, is retiring to, I can imagine, kill Nazi vampires along side Ronald… Read full post »

In the beginning, there was like nothing and then something happened, possibly pretty awesome, or it could have been a whimper, who knows, nobody was around to give a 1st hand account.

Then more stuff happened.

And then there was light.

Or maybe someone invented the flashlight.

This probably all happ… Read full post »

You know the weather incident is going to be fun when you turn on the TV and there on The Weather Channel is your stomping grounds, one of their best reporters is reporting straight, on site across the river from Louisville, Kentucky.

"WE ALL GOING TO DIE!!" was my response. … Read full post »

For every 1 good relations match at such dating sites as match.com or Collarme.com(yes, yes, a real site!! Go view! Find yourself a Mistress!) there are hundreds and hundreds that end badly.

Mostly with a baseball bat up the old Vajayjay and tears and sobbing.

Online relationships are tough, even tou… Read full post »

Today, I saw the best minds of my generation sleeping on the sidewalk while I played a game of hide and seek with a deaf blind girl from the Girl Scouts.

"Was she a lesbian?" some state senator asked me from the corner down the street.

"Possibly!" I replied.

He wept… Read full post »

Would I want a post of mine to go viral?

To be picked up by ABC, NBC, or the WNBA?

A while ago, when I wrote about monkeys and how they contemplate their buttholes, a few sites, mostly starting with .ORG and .EDU, picked it up and said, "This is America,… Read full post »

Today I opened my email and there, by the grace of God and technology and maybe some magic, was a message from the Campaign Headquarters of Mitt Romney!

It was titled, A DIFFERENT KIND OF ROADTRIP!

And according to the website, I didn't have to donate $5 to enter.

This… Read full post »

I haz a new friend!

 <----My new friend! Mike DK or Time Departs!

His first article is of course about SEO, a very popular topic on the Internanetthingy.

What is SEO?

Sexy Earthlings Ovulating!

Duh!

As a part of your total SEO methodology, it's important to give resources to… Read full post »

5:2o in the morning, I've been up for awhile.

I tried that 'sleeping' thing most of the weekend and I liked it, a lot.

I'm trying to write, but I don't feel like it. 

Too many subjects out there though, good ones too.

Candiru Catfish is always an up-to-date topic… Read full post »

SEX ON OPEN.SALON: 9:14 PM --- TINY PUSSY RIDING HUGE COCK

In celebration of Salon: AFTER DARK, Tink has started his own sex column.

As everyone knows, Tink is a washed up television star who has never appeared on television, though, a few times he did pretend he was a doctor… Read full post »

AS BOYS GROW (1957): As I call it, 'Coach Explains it All' a trip back into time when HERE'S THE PENIS was just a way to say 'Hello!' and Tink wasn't even a cum stain on the bed sheets yet!

When I was growing up, way back when before… Read full post »

 "It is a sin to put your finger up your butt without the permitted use of wiping it with toilet paper!! So speaketh the Bible, Jobes 32-12!!!"

For some reason, Rick Santorum makes me want to write more gay fan-fiction involving Harry Potter and Superman!

I don't know why, maybe it's… Read full post »

When you think you have it bad, just remember, somewhere, out there, someone has it worse off than you.

Today, I went to the work center.

I have to do this every other Monday.

I had designed a spreadsheet for my case worker awhile back to help track his cases… Read full post »

I am so glad I'm not famous, well, at least not famous as in millions or hundreds if not tens of fans screaming my name or weeping when they hear of my death or proctology examine.

When a famous or once-famous person dies, it doesn't matter how they go, the… Read full post »

I was going through my stuff, previous life and all, on the advice of my psychologist, Doctor Sandy Foster, who said, "Before you can begin anew, you must kill off the sand creatures that live in my basement!"

Dr. Foster has some issues but she is very cheap.

Actually, she's free.… Read full post »