It's 4:35 in the morning, yes, it's still dark outside.  There's a thought running through my head, something about cutting my boss' little tiny testicles and itty bitty penis off and shoving them up his asshole, sideways. 

I then realize that he might like this, in some sick sort of… Read full post »

Here I stood, in the perfect stillness of the forest. The only sounds were of the creek, the wind blowing gently through the top of the trees and in parts, silence, just my foot steps through the dry pine needles lying on the ground.

I felt the cold water on my… Read full post »

It was 1986 when I first saw her, that perfect smile, all of her teeth in her mouth. 

Her hair was the color of wheat in the summer time. I still get a hard on when I pass a wheat field in the summer time.

Her name was Laurie… Read full post »

(Trig, the video doesn't need to be viewed to understand the true nature of this post, I'm just mushy and remembering my old high school lust bunny. I really wish I had banged her. ~tears~)

Ah, love, making it out of nothing, so sad, but happy as well, cause to… Read full post »

Wow. What a roller coaster weekend. 

I spent more time in the Floyd county hospital than I ever wanted to.  The good news there, my father in law lived to call me a worthless piece of walrus poop another day.

I think my father in law and my father call… Read full post »

The first time I ever had sex with someone was for money.  I’m not ashamed to admit it or that I did it.  And if I had to do it all over again, well

I would probably ask for more money.  I'm cheap but proud.

Okay, not proud. 

It… Read full post »

Today should be an easy day.  It's not.

Tomorrow's not looking as good either. 

I had to go to the doctor for my 4 week follow up appointment. Good news is I'm losing weight and I'm pregnant with a baby elephant. Anyone want to see the trunk? It's kind of… Read full post »

Tonight, I came home from work, down in the dump, tired, broken and my testicles were drooping.

It was a bad night.  My second to last best friend in my department is leaving in two weeks. He has found a new job. It's more money, better time, weekends and holidays… Read full post »

It's been one of those life.

The President, he can't get a break, how the hell am I, a lonely old Tink, with enough money to barely buy a piss, suppose to get one?

I can't.

There's no chance for a tink.

I wrote an email to that… Read full post »

TINK GOES OUTSIDE 2009 #1 --- YES THE POLICE WERE ON STANDBY, JUST IN CASE! (Yes, he does look like he's taking a potty break, but he wasn't!)

It was a beautiful Saturday afternoon when Tink's wife got home from work and they both decided to go out on an adventure. First… Read full post »

I'm so happy, I could piss blood.

 I've read the near death experiences and have rated them. I would write about my own near death experience and/or my touch with God and my guardian angel but you don't really want to read that from me, it's too depressing.

 There's too… Read full post »

My great great grandfather was in the Civil War. Nobody is sure what he was, he fought for the South, but got bored with that rather quickly and ran off to South Dakota to raise chickens.  Okay, not really, he raised turnips, but chickens just sound more glamorous.

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I've been reading the posts, the open calls, for poems you like, love, maybe even despise.  For some reason, this one, America by Allen Ginsberg, has been one of those that has always been kept in the mind.  

Dear John Assovich, CEO of Whoreshoe Massage Parlor,

John, I know you are not real. I know you are a mix of a huge corporation, filled with VPs of Media and VPs of Communication(I would think that the two could be mixed, but smarter people than I have thought this through… Read full post »

I've been trying to think what to write for my next article. It's tough you know. I could tell you about the time my friend and I decided to have our first kiss. We were both eight. We were standing in my folks' back yard, near the tire swing Pop had put up.… Read full post »

Tonight, I’m all by myself.  The wife and her sister are at a Gary Allan concert at my casino.  Both of them are big fans. My casino’s show room is what they call intimate seating; they’ll be close to the stage, so they should get some nice shots of his crotch.

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Hello Henry, I know it’s been a few since I’ve written you a good solid letter with actual words and have relied on pictures to express myself for the last few. I’m going to try and sit down right now, and write you, my imaginary friend, a letter, to tell you… Read full post »

Another article with just pics, another walk into my mind, my life, and maybe, just maybe, pics of my inlaws and my folks. Maybe.

SOUTHERN INDIANA AND OTHER PLACES ---

 (Southern Indiana highway, oldiefied.  This is rush hour traffic in Crawford County!!! The covered bridge was clos… Read full post »

FIRST STEP --- SOME PRETTY STUFF --- Flowers of Butte, Montana 2004

DOWN THE CORRIDOR TO THE GALLERY ---

 (Lighthouse on Lake Michigian -- Bastardized aka Photoshopped)

  (Gallows Frame Butte, Montana --- bastardized aka Photosho… Read full post »

Hey God, it’s me, you know who. I think everyone in their life has had that moment, or three, or ten thousand, where they question why they exist.  Not the real ‘why’ they exist, cause everyone should know that, their mommy and daddy ended up having unprotected sex and the momm/… Read full post »

 Hi! My name is Frank K. Pooch. I'm the long time manager of Tink. I'm not sure how I ended up as his manager and the pay is zilch so I've had to continue my work as a stand in prop… Read full post »

I really should have made this my second or third post, an introduction to my life, my career, my aspiration to be a drag queen when I was in the fourth grade.  But I've saved it, long time after the fact that you either like me, or hate me. I'm sorry.… Read full post »

Whoever said, they cannot find love and ponders where it is at, has never been online, The Internet. It's a beautiful place. You can find love, you can find pills to make your penis erect, as long as it doesn't go past four hours, you should be fine.

Since I've been… Read full post »

I need to stay away from here, this place, Open, it is a trap, to trick the heart into believing that love, yes, is out there, waiting, to grab you, to force you into its embrace. The inbox, it is your best friend, your best lover and your worse enemy. I… Read full post »