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Granny Lindsay always said, "If you don't eat your pudding, I'll deck ya!" and we always ate our pudding, even the icky stuff, like raisin.

Every year it was the same thing, "I don't wanna go! She'll make us eat raisin pudding and tell us stupid stories about her left toe!"… Read full post »


Dearest world,

How are you?

I'm fine.

I feel okay, still tired, could be the weather, could be my reaction to the medicines the doctors gave me to calm me down after I lost my mind to the medicines.


Never mind.

We had an election over here in… Read full post »

Now that the elections are over, we here at Tink's International House of Media Stuff: WE DON'T MAKE THE NEWS, WE FAKE IT!  can now go back to what made us the number one source for stuff you didn't even know you needed to know!

Awhile ago, I wrote a series… Read full post »

What a lovely day indeed it was yesterday, not only because Ed I Tor picked me, as she should for every post I do(Yes, I'm that good!! Teeheehee! I fart and magic comes out of my ass and onto the page!) but there was nap time involved.

As most people know,… Read full post »

Editor’s Pick
NOVEMBER 2, 2010 11:45AM

Polling Place Report: Somewhere Outside of New Albany, IN



(The only photos allowed by Indiana Law of a Polling Place is if I belonged to some Media Group or Media Watch Group.  According to the nice police officer, Open/Salon.Com is NOT a media group!!  Joan Walsh, turn in your press… Read full post »

Tomorrow is Doomsday, if you listen to either side, and I advise you not to.

Election time, 2010. 


Both sides are out in force today, trying to get out the vote, ads on TV, radio, your mailbox, your sister's ass, etc. etc. are double or tripled. 

Even the phone is… Read full post »

So I was sitting here, just cruising around, looking at some old posts of mine on another site, when I came across this

Total U.S. Intelligence Bill Revealed for the First time at MSNBC(http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39898511/ns/us_news-security/?gt1=43001)

80 billion dollars.   

No, I'… Read full post »

He was walking down the street, a cold sweat rolling down his forehead.

Pain, so much pain, hitting him in the stomach and head hard, like a prize fighter and he was losing the fight. 

He needed a hit quickly and he needed it now.

The problem was, he didn't… Read full post »

My dearest readers, friends, enemies, that guy who has stalked me since I got here, today, it is with great pride that I, Tinkerer R. Tink, have decided to run for the office of Warlord and/or President of the United States.

I know what you're thinking, "Oh Tink, today's not… Read full post »

OCTOBER 25, 2010 7:41AM

Dear Ed I Tor: I love you!

Dearest Ed I Tor,

I love you more than any other Ed I Tor I've had the pleasure of knowing in my almost 2 years on Open.Salon. (Yeah, you can tell Kerry that! Course, he'll be like, "Tink who?")

I am an addict to the Open, I'll admit, but something… Read full post »

Hello world!

I started a new trend in blogging a few weeks ago called GOOD SPAM SUNDAY, where, I, the blogger known to the world as Deep Dick Friday, began spamming the Open.Salon feed with my shit.

Which of course isn't anything different than what I normally do, but hey, at… Read full post »

We, the People, ala Me and my multiple personalities, which I call "the People", are making a difference, we're scaring Washington DC, not Washington State but they could be scared too!

My posts on the midterm elections have been getting hits from some major media folks. 

We're talking l… Read full post »

Can you smell it in the air?  Take a whiff, what do you smell?

Horse shit?  Vaseline? Farts and burps? Unprocessed sewage?

No, that isn't what you're smelling, that's political goodness! Ripe and ready to flow over on us like cum over a Thai prostitute in the world's largest ci… Read full post »



The other day my wife, while throwing away her daily quota of trash at her place of employment, found a large duffel bag tucked aside in the dumpster more than thrown away.

She grabbed it, wondering what could be inside, and toted… Read full post »

Hello everybody and welcome to another issue of 'Tink Interviews'.  Tonight's special guest is none other than Ed I Tor, star of stage, screen, and radio bios.

As everyone knows, Tink and Ed have a long history together, a sort of love/hate relationship that goes with the title more then the… Read full post »

So it's Sunday, a day we use to set aside to write bad pornos involving Jesus, Moses and the Virgin Mary but lately, it has become about Spam!


As everyone knows, the spamming problem has become a major problem, they fill the feeds with their promises of… Read full post »

Pfffft on the entire world.  

Ed I Tor doesn't pick me, though that's probably a good thing nowadays, I mean, Ed picks ya and suddenly you're popular with the likes of Mary Lin and then when Ed makes you her Pick Bitch, she accidentally deletes you after you post your… Read full post »

I should stop checking my email on any days that end in Y, I get way too many awesome emails.

Job offers.

Ads for penis pills, make your Johnson that much bigger.

Facebook requests that aren't from Facebook.  Same with Myspace. Yeah, I know, nobody uses Myspace but rock band wannabes… Read full post »

I know it has been awhile since I've updated you, my devoted readers, on my adventures as an unemployed whore and tonight I was reminded that you my readers(HI CINDY ROSS!!!) were semi-interested, though you still like my pieces on Dancing with the Stars(HI ED I TOR!!).

Well, my friends, tonight,… Read full post »



I stood there crying; then smiling at the wall, painted puke green in my eyes, olive some would say.


Nurses walked by me, throwing a smile but not really noticing me, just going about their business here and there.


I stood there, a tune in my… Read full post »

I'm leaving here and never coming back.

Hold your hurrays Ed I Tor, I'm just kidding. 

I have no life.

Where else would I go?

My job?


Anyways, the other day I received an email from the president of the United States of Kick Ass wanting me to get into "The Game"… Read full post »

Today, it has been decreed by the Division of People who Decide Such Things, that it shall be forever known as Good Spam Weekends, which shall last all week long for months and months and maybe even years.

Google Ads Spam Blam Wham Thank you Google Ads even decided to get in on the act with this ADS… Read full post »

....right before you die.

No, no, not really. 

Come back, there's more.

According to confetti.co.uk, a British wedding site, the happiest time in a marriage is 11 months and eight days after the wedding.

Awesome, I know, right?

But Tink, you're saying to yourself, there has to be happiness… Read full post »

Today, this the 8th day of October, 2010, I, your friend, your fuzzy wuzzy choo choo butt, am coming out of the closet.

I am Barack Obama's hope and dream to win THE GAME!

You laugh, you snicker, you downright cry, I can hear you right now, you Republicans should be… Read full post »

Okay, the other day, I did a profile on Dr. Rand Paul, republican candidate for the senate seat in Kentucky. 

Go ---->RAND PAUL FOR DOG CATCHER <------- here to read it, if you missed it(HI ED I TOR!!!!)

Hundreds of people hit it.

Which around Open equals to about 12… Read full post »