- Your closet, Indiana, France
- July 16
- President and CEO of Your Mom
- Your closet
- Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you?
Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!!
Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog.
Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!
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- What I had for breakfast today
- July 22nd, 2014
July 22, 2014 07:53PM
- My butt itches!
July 22, 2014 04:10PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “The world!! I popular in
Iran! Thinking of moving
Got to redeem at
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- “lefty, exactly!!
heron, gave me
heartburn too!!:( :D”
- “STUFF!! And a tin
ceiling too!! YAY!! RATED!!!
- “Nature always wins in
the end...damn terrorists!!!
~Shakes his fist at
July 27, 2014 11:38PM
I had my cell phone's Internet access but it doesn't like Open unless I go through the 'Adapted for...' by Yahoo and well, typing out any kind of words o… Read full post »
Way back when, in a different time, war was a different beast. People would get dressed up in their finest clothes and settle up on the best spot on a hill to watch war being played out below.
Picnic lunches were packed and everyone clapped when their side would shoot off… Read full post »
THUNDERCUNT --- the world's worse new super heroine ! Graphics by Bob X. Williams, words below by Dorothy LaMoure. Posted by Tinkerertink69 cause well, he's depressed and feels like getting the song lyrics he has pounding in his brain out. Full un cut version of the above can be f… Read full post »
(RANDOM HISTORY LESSON: Way back when, Ma Bell use to arrange dates and sometimes marriages with neighbors, now, well, Ma died and nobody has stepped in to that role. Also, remember when Radio Shack use to sell more than just cell phones? Those days were awesome!!!
Ma: Hey, wa… Read full post »
For the full unshrunken version of my lastest creation as stolen from the mind of me, then click on:
I'm not sure what this post will be about, at first I was going to write some random stuff, shit to my… Read full post »
I love you all, like one great big dysfunctional family, with the fighting, the calling of names and even some love affairs(I won't mention any names but you all know that at one time, Tink and a certain Ed I Tor were passionate lovers who fell out and Tink's name was… Read full post »
Somedays, I like to go outside and watch the wind blow. It's fun, though it does involve me going outside and not participate on this thing we call, "MY ASS IS A FINE TUNED WEAPON..." or Open.Salon.
Usually what happens during these days of being outside, I come back to something,… Read full post »
When I was a young child, of 24 or so, I had dreams of being cool stuff, like a sewage treatment plant engineer, a conductor on a choo choo train in Eastern Kentucky, a singer, a poet and/or an alcoholic, all rolled into one big pile of genius ala poo-poo.
But… Read full post »
Wandering down the passages of my mind and my life, I always find stuff or well, stuff finds me.
Sometimes, it's good stuff, most the time it's not; not really bad stuff… Read full post »
Today, I opened my private messages after skipping a day, there were quite a few notes of endearment there, mostly stuff with "HI. I AM LOOKING FOR LOVE!"
One of those messages was from my most favorite lefty, and no, it wasn't from Joan Walsh.
Old New Lefty, sometimes spelled,… Read full post »
(SOURCE: Created from Tink's brain at 6:35am today with a little help from Paint Shop Pro 9)
LETTER ONE: Dear Universe, would you like some coffee cake?
Dear down trodden unclean masses smoking cigarettes and drinking gasoline, my fellow passengers i… Read full post »
Today, ala Sunday afternoon, I was watching some television, The Smoking Gun --- World's Dumbest, when an advertisement came up, it was for a product called ISafe Bag.
Someone reading this right now is thinking, "Tink, I bought that bag for my kid! And it works!! Really!!!! Stop being an… Read full post »
Joy, lovely lovely joy!
This fine day I decided to sleep in and not log onto the computer because well, it just seem like a good thing to do. I didn't even turn on the damn thing and instead watched stuff on TV, mostly cake challenges and stuff about cybersex addiction.
Ye… Read full post »
If you're easily offended by the use of the N-word(nanobots!), the mention of cocksucking makes you think back to the days on the farm, or you take everything Tink says as the god awful truth, then back away from the computer and go outside and play for awhile, maybe climb a… Read full post »
Here recently, it seems like there has been an increase in hopeful loves spamming the bejesus out of Open.Salon.
Usually, I would have happily spammed them right back in a pursuit of love, sex, or drugs with an additional hope for an email back from Reverend Goodwin.
But lately, I… Read full post »
Awhile ago, I wrote a blog entry about the lovely state of North Dakota. It recieved many hits including some folk… Read full post »
Hi everyone! I'm still here, and boy are my arms tired. No wait, that's not how the joke goes!
Or maybe it is.
Today, I was doing my job searching when I ran upon a lovely position, Embassy Security Force in Afghanistan.
It said I was perfect for the job! … Read full post »
August 4th, 2010: President Barack Obama will celebrate his 49th birthday in his home of Chicago. I would wave towards that direction, but it's too hot.
There will be birthday celebrations all around the nation, including here in New Albany, Indiana where someone will host a get together, I was… Read full post »
I'm so confused. The new "in" thing nowadays seems to be boycotting something, someone, or someplace.
Tired of the local Walmart's gay agenda into turning straight men into lesbians? BOYCOTT!!!
Think Walmart not doing enough to push the gay agenda? BOYCOTT!
Awhile back, the AFA(Ame… Read full post »
Everyone has an idea on what we, The United States of War Mongers and Cars sales people, should do about our current wars.
We should stop making them. We already have too many going on right now.
Oops, I mean.....
Of course, Iraq we should just make our 51st state, it… Read full post »
1am, thoughts pondering, booze all gone, but your mom passed out about a half hour ago uttering the phrase, "I think I drank the toilet water..."
She was a trooper, gave the best rendition of 'It's raining men' right up until she went under.
I realize, at this point, 1 am,… Read full post »
Somedays, it is just easier to sit in the old kitty condo and contemplate the floor than it is to wander outside and possibly get ran over by a dump trunk full of cow manure.
Somedays, you're the pigeon, most the time, you're the statue, and other times you're the scratching… Read full post »
Sometimes, I think I got this whole thing called LIFE figured out but then I take a nap and wake up to discover that no, I do not.
I've lost the meaning. Is it ice cream? Is it nuking the planet out of existence? What is it?
"The political system… Read full post »
As most of you know, Tink does his little travel down the road known as Craigslist in hopes that something will inspire him to write his next award winning piece.
For awhile, I've been riding a roller coaster of emotions, up one day, down the next, loop to loop straight into… Read full post »
Another Open Call attempt by your friend, Tinkerertink69! You know, this one, will win the heart and mind of that Ed I Tor person, I just know it. I mean, I don’t have a chance with my soup recipe because well, in my family, you’d be killed dead for trying to/… Read full post »