Tinkerertink69

Tinkerertink69
Location
Your closet, Indiana, France
Birthday
July 16
Title
President and CEO of Your Mom
Company
Your closet
Bio
Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you? Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!! What? Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog. Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!

Tinkerertink69's Links

Salon.com

Hi everyone. I shouldn't post today, or any time actually, I suck, and not in that good way, except on Tuesdays, then hello milkshakes!!

Malts too.

I'm still in love with Open, it gives me a place to post crap that would be allowed on Facebook but well, Facebook slut,… Read full post »

Sarah and Tink a true love story
CLOSED TO THE MEDIA: TINK LOVES SARAH PALIN

A LIFETIME MOVIE

 
I was playing lazy unemployed bum, like I have been since March 16th, 2010, watching some TV when I noticed my movie was on, CYBER SEDUCTION HIS SECRET LIFE which, if I'm remembering right, I've reviewed on/… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 15, 2010 6:52PM

THE UNEMPLOYED PRICK: VOL 1 ISSUE 1

The best drink to trip out on 

000 THE UNEMPLOYED PRICK 000 

Advice to Mormons and other religious orders who go door to door on some sort of Mission across the world, skip Tink's house, he's a prick AND an asshole and he blogs about it! Woooo!!

I seem to be at one of those points in my… Read full post »

Hello! How are you? Great! 

I was just sitting here wondering what I should write about, I almost went with my gut and almost posted my article, "Nebraska, what to see and do in my Lexus!" but well, I decided to hold off on that till maybe tomorrow.

You can… Read full post »

Dearest world,

Can't we just get along or at the very least, can we just agree that we'll never agree on anything and just give up the killing in the name of God.

Please?

Why base hate on something like religion? Can't we just hate each others' sport teams?

I mean,Read full post »

It seemed like a perfect day to plan a wonderful trip to somewhere, anywhere, and I said to myself, "Self, Lexus is sponsoring an open call, to blog about an event in some select cities before it happens! What a grand idea!!"

And my self responded, "You know who loves Lexus more… Read full post »

September 11th, 2001: The day some planes changed our lives. 

Some of us were close to Ground Zero on that day, some  of us, like me, sat on our couch that day across the land, watching in horror, wondering what was happening.

We still wonder what happened.

It was one of… Read full post »

Ahh, how I love thee Mr. and/or Mrs. Spammer, who will watch the Detroit Lions play the Dallas Cowboys?  Or Minnesota Vikings against the Chicago Bears?

The candy man!

All for free, an amazing deed, indeed! Teeheehee!

Montana Septembers, Minnesota Weather, titles you make up in amazing fashion,… Read full post »

I'll post my entry for Foodie Tuesday later, but for tonight, I shall respond to Trudge164(the true number of the beast but we love him anyways!)'s open call 

I don't usually answer open calls because most of them require me to remember stuff like 'Your top ten prom dates who killed… Read full post »

I decided to take a trip with the wifey when she went to help out another store, couple hours west of the old homestead.  

I had my cell phone's Internet access but it doesn't like Open unless I go through the 'Adapted for...' by Yahoo and well, typing out any kind of words o

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Way back when, in a different time, war was a different beast.  People would get dressed up in their finest clothes and settle up on the best spot on a hill to watch war being played out below.

Picnic lunches were packed and everyone clapped when their side would shoot off… Read full post »

THUNDERCUNT --- the world's worse new super heroine ! Graphics by Bob X. Williams, words below by Dorothy LaMoure.   Posted by Tinkerertink69 cause well, he's depressed and feels like getting the song lyrics he has pounding in his brain out. Full un cut version of the above can be fRead full post »

neighbors

(RANDOM HISTORY LESSON: Way back when, Ma Bell use to arrange dates and sometimes marriages with neighbors, now, well, Ma died and nobody has stepped in to that role.  Also, remember when Radio Shack use to sell more than just cell phones? Those days were awesome!!!

Ma: Hey, waRead full post »

For the full unshrunken version of my lastest creation as stolen from the mind of me, then click on:

http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/tinkerertink69/Chaos/worldcangotohell.jpg 

I'm not sure what this post will be about, at first I was going to write some random stuff, shit to my… Read full post »

I love you all, like one great big dysfunctional family, with the fighting, the calling of names and even some love affairs(I won't mention any names but you all know that at one time, Tink and a certain Ed I Tor were passionate lovers who fell out and Tink's name was… Read full post »

Somedays, I like to go outside and watch the wind blow.  It's fun, though it does involve me going outside and not participate on this thing we call, "MY ASS IS A FINE TUNED WEAPON..." or Open.Salon.

Usually what happens during these days of being outside, I come back to something,… Read full post »

When I was a young child, of 24 or so, I had dreams of being cool stuff, like a sewage treatment plant engineer, a conductor on a choo choo train in Eastern Kentucky, a singer, a poet and/or an alcoholic, all rolled into one big pile of genius ala poo-poo.

But… Read full post »


Wandering down the passages of my mind and my life, I always find stuff or well, stuff finds me. 

Sometimes, it's good stuff, most the time it's not; not really bad stuff… Read full post »

Today, I opened my private messages after skipping a day, there were quite a few notes of endearment there, mostly stuff with "HI. I AM LOOKING FOR LOVE!" 

One of those messages was from my most favorite lefty, and no, it wasn't from Joan Walsh.

Old New Lefty, sometimes spelled,… Read full post »

(SOURCE:  Created from Tink's brain at 6:35am today with a little help from Paint Shop Pro 9)


LETTER ONE:  Dear Universe, would you like some coffee cake?


Dear  down trodden unclean masses smoking cigarettes and drinking gasoline,  my fellow passengers i… Read full post »

Today, ala Sunday afternoon, I was watching some television, The Smoking Gun --- World's Dumbest, when an advertisement came up, it was for a product called ISafe Bag.

isafebackpack Someone reading this right now is thinking, "Tink, I bought that bag for my kid! And it works!! Really!!!! Stop being an… Read full post »

Joy, lovely lovely joy! 

This fine day I decided to sleep in and not log onto the computer because well, it just seem like a good thing to do.  I didn't even turn on the damn thing and instead watched stuff on TV, mostly cake challenges and stuff about cybersex addiction.

Ye… Read full post »

AUGUST 13, 2010 5:08PM

HOW TO BECOME A MEDIA WHORE

If you're easily offended by the use of the N-word(nanobots!), the mention of cocksucking makes you think back to the days on the farm, or you take everything Tink says as the god awful truth, then back away from the computer and go outside and play for awhile, maybe climb a… Read full post »

Here recently, it seems like there has been an increase in hopeful loves spamming the bejesus out of Open.Salon.  

Usually, I would have happily spammed them right back in a pursuit of love, sex, or drugs with an additional hope for an email back from Reverend Goodwin.

But lately, I… Read full post »

(Parts of graphic(hand and curtain) were stolen from Visit Indiana -- the text and parts of the blue background were stolen from inside my head and translated in PhotoShop)

Awhile ago, I wrote a blog entry about the lovely state of North Dakota.  It recieved many hits including some folk… Read full post »