Tinkerertink69

Tinkerertink69
Location
Your closet, Indiana, France
Birthday
July 16
Title
President and CEO of Your Mom
Company
Your closet
Bio
Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you? Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!! What? Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog. Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!

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Yesterday, out of boredom mostly, which dictates about 99 percent of what I write, I posted a blog about Sarah Palin.

I laughed, I cried, and then in the comments, someone I have never met either online or real time called me a liberal.

I think they called me a liberal.… Read full post »

Many years ago, I had a dream.

That dream?

A woman was elected to governor of the great state of Alaska, then she went onto the White House and did something, probably started a war with North Dakota, cause, she forgot it was a state and not a country.

But we forgave… Read full post »

I saw the newest kitchen challenge and thought, "Oh gawd, Ed I Tor has seen my cupboards and knows, just knows, I can do this challenge legit wise, or smart ass wise, or something wise!!! I could win this!!!"

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Then I rolled on the floor laughing at the thought.

Grilled… Read full post »

Every day is a new day, or so says the prophet on the street corner, wearing a dirty white robe and a card board sign that reads, "Jesus Saves --- Microsoft Windows 3.1".

Today, I woke up, my wife growling and muttering something like, "I'll show you a 'Commie Bitch' you unemployed… Read full post »

JANUARY 10, 2011 6:37PM

I shouldn't drink beer

It's hard to type, the keyboard moves, and the letter D do spin around.

I think about old loves, cyber or otherwise.

I send out emails, such as "I still think about you as my lover..."

And I send out emails with the same subject.

I want to send letters to… Read full post »

Today, I should have stayed offline, turned the TV on to like Death Metal 24/7 and played Carmageddon.

I think everyone who has thoughts of  acting out on their murder.death thoughts should put the gun back in their daddy's closet, get on the computer and run over people there.

Or play… Read full post »

This post is dedicated to the replacement Ed I Tor while Emily, our fearless leader and full time Ed, was on vacation. 

Most people would be declared insane just by accepting the position as this place, Open.Salon, is a mad house on its best days and a funeral home on… Read full post »

Today's blog entry was inspired by Catherine F's lovely piece called TINK NEEDS A HOBBY

The wifey and I's first movie date as a couple(ala Real Time as we met online and had many 'dates' online but none so special as this! We got to kissy kissy real time as Leo threw out… Read full post »

STARDATE 10001.2: A NEW BEGINNING

 I thought I would do something different, let you in to view my life as it really happens and not that shit I post in the hope I'll get laid by one of my groupies or enemies, whomever is the easiest.  Teeheehee. 

Today, I left my house and… Read full post »

I decided to expand on the whole, "Where do you write?" and add a little bit of why and how I shall become a terrorist for the United States of Fucking America's government.

Oops, I mean, a writer of shit.

Not a terrorist. That'd be wrong.

THOUGHT CRIME!

Oops I mean… Read full post »

The new year.

Two thousand and Eleven.

Two zero one one, the year before the world is suppose to end.

And another Good Spam Sunday is upon us.

A lot of folks think the spammers and Nigerians are the evil, a thing to beat up, kick in the jimmy, and then… Read full post »

They say at the darkest hour of a person's life, a light shall be shined from a highest mountain, to guide said person to a better life.

johhny1 "Do we have a job offer for you! All ya gotta do is transport a kilo of Cocaine up your butt across the border!Read full post »

Damn, what happened to 2010?  Hit us like a STD but went so quickly, we didn't care TOO much.

What will 2011 hold in promise?

Itchier rashes?

Bigger puss filled boils on our butts?

Nobody knows, and nobody cares!!

We still have 2010 raw and throbbing exposed nerves to cont… Read full post »

Editor’s Pick
DECEMBER 28, 2010 6:38PM

AND THE WORLD BURNED....AND NOBODY CARED!

I woke up in the middle of a suicide, high on life but wanting something better.

Mother Earth was being fucked on the TV screen by the large corporations and the government regulators who were suppose to be her protector.

"Fuck me!" Mother Earth cried out, pentrated by o… Read full post »

Oh when the late night google searches have got me in their vise like grip, I cannot sleep, I do not drink, for days I type in search terms that mere mortal humans would be afraid to type in their bestest hour.

"Is Joan Walsh really writing a book?"

"No, she's… Read full post »

I know where the Spam Cop has gone, she went on vacation, and I hope she enjoys it, along with Ed I Tor, as neither from this day forward is ever allowed to go on vacation unless they:

  • Take the spammers with them on vacation
  • Bring Tink back lots of
  • Read full post »

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MERRY CHRISTMAS

FROM

TINK AND HIS

NUMEROUS

 ALTERS!!!

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Every Christmas time it was the same thing.

Hank the dog always asked for the same thing, a nice big juicy steak for Christmas, but every year he got the same thing, wooly socks.

Hank decided to go for… Read full post »

(If you missed the 1st road trip, view it here!  It involved Detroit!)

grifdriving1 Note: very few people realize that grif is actually a dog, but a nice dog, so we get along fine.  He loves to beep the horn at dog catchers and give them the paw though!  "Give me the opeRead full post »

Dear Mr. President,

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Merry Christmas!

My granny, though she's not my real granny but just some old lady we met at Walmart and started calling granny and she was just senile enough to believe she's our grandma and started showing up at family gatherings, says,

"Don't be telling… Read full post »

Yesterday I was checking out one of my posts, giggling at the thought of running my own night club and chained slave girls when an ad caught my attention.

((THE ORIGINAL IMAGE HOSTED AT PHOTOBUCKET.COM VIOLATED THEIR TERMS OF SERVICE, GUESS IT WAS TOO HOT FOR THEM!!!))

Gasp ((OH MY!!! ARE THERead full post »

Yesterday, I stayed up way past my bed time, I didn't fall asleep until 11pm, a good 30 hours up.

Most of this time I was online, researching stuff, and making general chaos in the world of the Google(now when searching for 'The Inferno' you might discover Tinkerertink69 and Open.Salon! I know,… Read full post »

Sometime a post of some blogger becomes the stuff of dreams, this post was inspired by noah tawls' WHAT'S THIS DEAL IN KANSAS CITY? which is about a matchbook cover from a place called 'The Inferno Cocktail Lounge' in Kansas City, Missouri.

What was the 'Inferno Cocktail Lounge'?  The kind… Read full post »

A cold wind blew outside, the snow drifted up to the door.  Inside there was a party, a grand party indeed. 

A tree was standing in the corner, totally ablazed by the flames that came from the fireplace.

Some in the room said, "This is an outrage, a direct ripoff from… Read full post »

Ahhh, it must be the holidays, my favorite movies have been shown, to try and get me into the holiday spirits, spending money.

Fooled them advertisers, I don't have a dollar to my name.  Sweet, I know.

Tonight, as I laid on the couch, and pondered going outside and screaming into… Read full post »

Earlier today, I was sleeping, dreaming of electronic sheep, but then I woke up, refreshed and ready to take on a subject, an entity, and boy did I find one.

My first stop was to my own blog, where I was told there were a few comments from my most die… Read full post »