- Your closet, Indiana, France
- July 16
- President and CEO of Your Mom
- Your closet
- Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you?
Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!!
Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog.
Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!
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The other day, the wifey and I were out and about, we stopped at a store named Michaels, a sort of Ben Franklins/Arts and Crafts store.
I noticed a toy squirt gun sitting in one of the bins. I was shocked at how realistic it was. I could feel it's realism… Read full post »
Today, I am in a mood, full of love and understanding, feelings of folly drifting through the air, on the scent of something, maybe an elephant farted in Africa, who knows, who cares!
Today, I recieved a comment, a wonderful comment that was so good, I deleted it, as it was… Read full post »
Ahhh, it seems that I missed another dustup on here, and I was even online and around this weekend. How did I miss it?
I believe folks involved in these dustups are now afraid to notify me as they know I will write about them and use their name.
Except Trig… Read full post »
TINK'S TRAVEL LOG --- PART WHATEVER --- MARENGO CAVE, MARENGO, INDIANA
Pierce Johnson aka Tinkerertink69 aka Bob Williams aka your mom in drag
Copyright 1901 by Howling Wolf Production unless stolen from other websites, then 1907 by perspective websites!
Photos Credit by Jason Giecek, /… Read full post »
Who is the master?
Who is the slave?
Who will fade into the pain?
What is the world,
But an illusion,
Of shades of
Inside my brain,
Who is the master?
Who is the slave?
Dining on pills,
To keep the pain at bay,
Slowly not working,… Read full post »
Yesterday I was feeling lower than the lowest rattle snake in Maine. I was awfully cold too.
Stupid cold front.
I posted my woes in a post called I AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HOUND DOG.
It even had photos of my penis doing impersonations of 'Dancing with the… Read full post »
(Special instructions for reading this post --- Go to YouTube, find the song : 'Down with the Sickness' and begin playing, read post and enjoy. Thank you for reading Tink for these many many months. It only gets worse from here!!! When Tink dies in a hail of federal agents' bullets in… Read full post »
I'm still unemployed, laid off on a severance plan, a bum, still not on the public dime and still have my old company health insurance and stuff, but that'll all change in a few weeks, as it doesn't seem any of the sweat shops even want to hire little old me.… Read full post »
Today, I was cruising around, reading some great stuff on here on Open, as I usually do except now that I'm currently unemployed, I can do it earlier in the day.
As I was getting ready to leave, I spotted an ad on one of those side bar, Google Addy thingies,… Read full post »
I'm doing time in the universe, walking through a time line, not very long in reference to this universe, and I'm not sure what my purpose is, in this thing called life.
I was going to write something serious, but everytime I started, it sounded too dark, like I was writing… Read full post »
Thursday, the wifey and I went to the Louisville Zoo. There was many things to see, there were dinosaurs, flowers, monkeys,giraffes, elephants, and many impregnated human types.
I did not get the impregnated human types on film as they were very skitterish.
PHOTOS FROM THE ZOO --- Bewar… Read full post »
My family has always been proud of its big cocks!!
Hi!! I know, two posts in like two days? It's almost like I'm back to my old ways!!
And no, there won't be a list of books that has inspired me(The Erotic Letters to the Pope throughout the Centuries, if you must know!), any list really, I don't do lists, much,… Read full post »
Ah, life, a wonderful past time that involves stuff like breathing and, well, mostly breathing.
There might be some fucking involved sometime, but mostly at work and by the government, and only you're the one getting fucked, without a kiss or even the promise of a dinner.
I love this… Read full post »
Hello, how are you? That's great! I'm doing pretty good, except for a cold and nobody wants to hire me. I'm too gorgeous I guess.
I'm sorry I haven't been around lately, I've been trying to get rid of my stupid cold that hit me this weekend and took the wifey… Read full post »
Today, in tribute to whomever wants it, I slept till 5pm. It was a good sleep, filled with dreams of being back in school, trying to figure out how many apples Mary has in reference to Jim's huge cockadoodle.
Remember those word problems? I hated them, still do. … Read full post »
Day two, there seems to be a hush in the neighborhood, whispers, back and forth among the living.
"Why's Tink still home? Shouldn't he be at the brothel sucking dick?"
"Didn't you hear, he lost his job, laid off, downsized, sent to the minor leagues, etc. etc."
Neighbors all around gasp… Read full post »
Day one, after the Fall, human life forms are diminished, I believe I am the only human being left on planet Earth. Tried to turn on the television, but there was horrible alien like creature on there by the name of Dr. Oz.
He kept telling me I was fat but I… Read full post »
Is it wrong to pray for someone to get cancer of the testicles? And not enough to kill them, just enough for the testicles to fall off and the son of a bitch to live for a long time in enough pain that he wants to kill himself but he can't?… Read full post »
Last night, as I sat in my high back leather chair in my study, I pondered my next award winning piece on here. Ideas drifted through my brain about stuff like penises and the medicines to keep them hard and firm.
I knew of some folks who could help me in my… Read full post »
If you somehow missed my last night love letter to Tina, click here.
If you're still looking for donkey porn, click here!
If you want to kill the dragon by using your Sword of Destiny, turn to page 97.
I'm sorry. I fooled you into coming here, to see my donkey porn which I do not have.
Again, I'm sorry. Really sorry.
But to make up for it, I was inspired tonight to write a TRUE LETTER TO MY SPAM QUEEN!!!
And a less serious piece, called A SONG TO… Read full post »
I shall leave you tonight, as sure as the sun rises in the west, let me take you back in time, big bang, long live space race!!!
Good night, better tomorrow, big cosmic space fuck!
I AM THE ANTI-POPE!!!!
Many years ago, in a different place than where I find myself today, I had a friend. We shall call this friend Max because well, he wasn’t a great friend and I have forgotten his real name and for some reason, just remember his nickname of Stinky.
Max’s great grandmother was… Read full post »
It's true, I have kept a horrible secret from you, my dear readers, a shame indeed for most of my family, especially my Aunty who yelled at me, "No one in my family will ever be such a horrid thing!!" and she stormed out of the restuarant, where I had gathered… Read full post »