Tinkerertink69

Tinkerertink69
Location
Your closet, Indiana, France
Birthday
July 16
Title
President and CEO of Your Mom
Company
Your closet
Bio
Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you? Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!! What? Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog. Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!

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Another Open Call attempt by your friend, Tinkerertink69!  You know, this one, will win the heart and mind of that Ed I Tor person, I just know it.  I mean, I don’t have a chance with my soup recipe because well, in my family, you’d be killed dead for trying to/… Read full post »

earlydaysofporn1 Porn, any kind of porn, is good porn.  The pic my wife sends me is the even better porn. Nobody beats my wife when it comes to horny making of me!!!

I just wanted to write something good for my wife. She's my lover, my best lover, even those nigerian… Read full post »

On July 16th, 1971, in some hospital in Spokane Washington(HI HOLY FAMILY HOSPITAL!!!) a woman went into labor(HI MOM!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE HAD AN ABORTION!!!! MY THIRD GRADE TEACHER TOLD ME THAT, AND RIGHT NOW, I AGREE!!!) and soon(OKAY, NOT SO SOON, BUT I WAS AN EASY BIRTH, NOT LIKE MYRead full post »

In a galaxy far, far away, in a time long ago, like 200something, a group was gathered who we will call Pre-Ops by the legendary Dick Tracy pretending to be Joan Walsh or Kerry or some leprechaun who was tired of being butt raped by chatters over at AOL.Com.

And this… Read full post »

UPDATE BEFORE THE ACTUAL REAL ARTICLE:Just to let everyone know, right now, money is on the way to lawyers --- I still have a house, well, maybe, we'll discover on Friday when someone shows up claiming they own my house, which will then mysteriously burn down!!!

Also, learned a lot over… Read full post »

If I don't have $22,000 to the Bank of America by Thursday July 15th, 2010, my house will go on the auction block by the sheriff's office.

Somehow, they haven't recieved a payment from me since 2008, which is strange because I just made a payment last month and since that… Read full post »

The other day, I was filled with something and something, not sure what, but someday I hope to find the cock sucker who programmed my life in God's huge super computer of life.

Oops, I mean, I'm so happy I could kill myself with an overdose of spray cheese in a… Read full post »

CHAPTER ONE:

VINTAGE CRAP ON SALE 5 DOLLARS, YOU HAUL! 

What a beautiful world, orange sky, blue grass, some guy named Vinny selling crack to the poor and rich alike while Mother Mary sings about The Revolution. What a day to be alive.

Take me home,

I want to seeRead full post »

Ah love, a wonderful thing, that can be the world one moment and then be your sucker punch the next. 

Your laughter of joy in a second, and the next your tears of pain.

True love, they say, is hard to find.

Whoever says that has never been online, where… Read full post »

It is another beautiful day, a Saturday, the day before the 4th of July, thirteen more days till the most important day in world history, the day Tink was born in 1971 to Ethel and Gary Czakawaski in a place called Spokane, Washington.

Or Duluth.

Or maybe it was Poland.

I… Read full post »

July 1st, 2010 --- 8:30 am, meeting will start IMMEDIATELY!!!  at this time. Please be at the office 15 minutes early to register.

The letter from the employment office read that I recieved two weeks before, along with a form I was told I NEEDED to fill out COMPLETELY before the… Read full post »

I remember around this time last year, I posted a couple of Happy 4th of July videos, showing the world how to melt a gate with 10,000 bottle rockets, rocketing off into space.

What a year makes changes!

Back then I was filled with hope and joy for my country, for… Read full post »

Somehow, Bernadine Spitzsnogel "I'm not having a funeral" , got me thinking about my life and someday death, and the huge funeral that would follow such a sad, sad event. 

Johnny Depp That followed in my head the made for direct to virtual reality players telling of my life story as… Read full post »

It has been a few days since my last post about my wonderful life, where I tell you about my glamorous life style as a high priced call girl in the big city of Duluth.

No wait, that's a different blog, never mind.

This blog, the one and only blog of… Read full post »

Whore always seems to be thrown around like it's some kind of slam, an insult, but when you think about it, it really isn't.  A whore aka a prostitute, gets paid, while a slut does it for free.

A slut might get a hamburger and fries but for the most part,… Read full post »

I saw her from across the room, mistified in the acidic rank smoke from the demented souls sitting around the bar, with their cheap cigars and even cheaper booze.

The ladies and men of the bar, the usuals, sat tight against the well worn bar, drinking themselves out of this world… Read full post »

Ah, Sunday, 6:something in the morning, just before sunrise, some people say, "This is the perfect time to go sit in an un-airconditioned room somewhere with about sixty to seventy other folks, all sweating and heaving while listening to another fellow or lady preach the word of somebody, maybe Ra, w… Read full post »

My words are my shield. I hide my face behind a shapeless mask, the feelings pushed down further, so no one can hurt me with their steel tipped points.

 

Who needs a name? Call me Geoff, if you must, might not be my real name, who knows what is what or… Read full post »

machine_gun_cat 

Kitty runs this city now MOFO! "Say hello to my little friend!!" 

--- HAPPY THOUGHTS TO TRY AND KEEP THE BLUES AWAY --- 

  • Eating an ice cream cone on a hot summer day. The sweet elixer of happiness and joy, dripping down the cone, a sweet treat itself.
  • Sweet little M/
  • Read full post »

Hi! I like repost Saturday as a concept and a method of making a blog entry without having to recreate anything. WHAT A COUNTRY!!!

In my original country of Bakastan, we would have to come up with original entries every day just to keep from getting a beating.  I am glad… Read full post »

Hello, greetings and salutations, today, I decided to kill myself, by quoting British financial laws if they were written by a cat on speed.  A lovely thought, indeed.

I know nana is expecting a webcam of me killing myself, as discussed a few nights ago on his lovely post, "Tinkerer is a… Read full post »

JUNE 8, 2010 3:17AM

Mommy, I think daddy is dead....

DADDY "Teacher says, everytime a bell rings, a person masturbates and God kills a kitten! Or two fellas from Kentucky have to inseminate a bull"

Ah, fatherhood, something Tink will never know of, but came close one time in high school, well, okay, not really, the knocked up prom queen told her… Read full post »

Damn, seems Glads and Esther have run off with the Western Union people from Nigeria!! But never worry, Wha? will continue on, seems when one spammer decides to quite the series, a whole new character jumps on board.

Ed decided to take a break on this one, and let his sister,… Read full post »

Dearest readers of the love story known as Esther and Glads meet Ed, I believe it has come to an end for that little love story, which saddens me greatly, as I was just about to tell them both, ED GOT THE MONEY!! 10 million dollars, in dirty, dirty money, and… Read full post »

Dear readers, those of you who have been there since the beginning of my adventure started sometime last week, know that first there was Glads, who I think may be dead or just onto my little quick love fest and Esther, who seemingly was all fun and games until I stepped… Read full post »