Ahhhhh love, just when you think yours is dead and buried along with your Superman figurines and those stuck together Penthouse magazines, it rears its head and says, 'Oh Tink, over here, kissy kissy!'

I hadn't been over at Myspace in a few, so tonight after watching 'Fast and Furious' and… Read full post »

The great masters created their art from the soul, from their heart, not their bodies.  The body was just the way to release that art, some tools created by some God who called himself Sid and flipped them off because well, Sid was God!, to release it onto the world as a whole… Read full post »

Dear Alex,

You will never be born, I think I may have dropped your chance to be created by masturbating into a sock in 1990 instead of going to the prom with your mom.

You would have liked her. She was nice and still is from what I can figure in my online stalking… Read full post »

Ahhhh life, it doesn't get better, so the entire world should just off itself.

No, not really, that would be bad, very bad, who would feed the tigers at the zoo? The monkeys?

Yeah, the monkeys barely can feed themselves, you think they're going to take on the responsibilty of feeding… Read full post »

Tonight, I went over to my statcounter.com's counter for my Cute Kittens and Tink article that went a bit viral and noticed that my count went from the usual 50 a day to like 2 in one day, Sunday at 2:49 am was my last visit.

"Something must be wrong with… Read full post »

Today it was another roller coaster of a ride, up and down, in and out, I felt the urge to run away from work at about 3:01pm. I clocked in at 3pm.

The online world and writing for the public readership is  like having sex with your sister, you know you shouldn't, but then… Read full post »

First off, I was reading my messages from Open and noticed some new folks added me as a favorite. I always get excited when someone adds me because it means they could be with the FBI or my company and well, I just love danger.

Anyways, a person known only to… Read full post »

My dear readers, today was just a roller coast of emotions, up, downs, in and out, back and forth, and then puking afterwards.  I dropped in early today, early for me and wrote a happy piece, with a cute cartoon which recieved many awards including, 'The Kiss My Ass' and the… Read full post »

First off, hello, greetings and salutations, how are you? Great. I'm doing well myself!  I didn't get raped, murdered and/or elected President of any nations, so that right there makes me feel wonderful.

Could you imagine me, as president of anything, especially a country? Oh god, the shivers I… Read full post »

It was a brisk fall day back in 1989, a light rain fell, gathering on the changing leaves.  Bright oranges made even more bright with the rain.

I decided that day, after a brisk round of hot, wet sex with my sexy lover and fitness trainer Geraldo, that I wanted more,… Read full post »

The other night, wifey decided to go chat with some of her sex toys online.  She fired up her Windows Live Messenger 69.0 and it said, you must upgrade to WLM 2009.  She clicked no, repeatly.

The last time she did this, a few months ago, she logged in afterwards to… Read full post »

 Hello everyone, it's Tink again.  I'm lonely, I'm tired and I don't want to go to school anymore. 

I think people shouldn't have to go to school aka work if they don't want too and still have enough money to buy a small island nation someplace, where they can raise… Read full post »

There’s been some articles hovering around about war and what’s it good for, right along with those health care issue and how to masturbate correctly using just three fingers, for both men and women.

Go read it, I’ll wait.

Great, you’re back. Did you learn stuff?

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Hello my dearest friends, today aka Friday September 11th, 2009 was kind of a day I'd rather not live again and maybe I would like to relive it again . 

Oh sure, there was sex, violence and masturbation, the usual stuff for Tink on his day off, but for some… Read full post »

Change. A word of many types, good, bad, indifferent.

'It's time for change!' uttered by many rushing towards an unknown future, eyes opened wide, and still, plowing into a brick wall.  The change was a few broken bones and a bloody nose.

There's change in job title or even job having,… Read full post »

My dear readers,

I have been reading articles galore lately(all 2 of them!) stating that Open.Salon has been going down hill. I have read that people are leaving because the cover has become a collage of sensational press stories about gay leprachauns adopting little willie and changing his name… Read full post »

The other day, I thought I had made mistake and hit spam on a friend's private message and I was like, "Noooooo! Ed I Tor is not spam! Maybe turkey but not spam!"

So I clicked the spam folder, just to check to make sure and found an old PM from… Read full post »

You know that feeling you get when you wake up from  a night of sleep, that feeling that says, you should just call out dead, tell your wife the same thing?

Yeah, I had that feeling today, but then, I have that feeling every day.  I got into work, sat down,… Read full post »

Strip tight body__VERY FUCKABLE ASS__Perky T*tties.. HARDCORE Games‏

This was a subject line of an email I recieved. I was like, 'Oh my! I hope I'm prepared for this!' and so did my cock.  (Note: I was going to title this post as the above but then I was like, oh… Read full post »

Note --- if you liked the title, then you to can create your own here Now I just need to write something worthy of that title!!

It's 3:30 in the morning. Tink had another fun night at his place of employment, Whore Shoe Gambling House and Bordello of Blood.  It started… Read full post »

Last night, I clicked 'most view' on my profile, and went to the top article.    That top rated article is titled "Cute kittens + Tink's usual crazy post = True Confession" .

At the time, that sucker had 10,141 views.  I was kind of shocked, as most of my articles barely brea… Read full post »

Hi everybody, how are you doing? I'm doing fine except for this cut on my finger, right where I type, so every right key is like, OH JESUS CHRIST YES, PUNISH ME MISTRESS DAEMON!

Oops, I mean, I'm glad you could all make it here.  I've been reading lots of angry… Read full post »

This is an ad I spot every so often here on OPEN on some articles, mostly articles titled BIG THROBBING *INSERT WHATEVER HERE*.  I'm not sure what they're selling, it doesn't lead anywhere if you roll your mousey thingy over it or try to click it. It just there, to make y… Read full post »

Tight skin pulled against their skulls, falling from the bone to the ground below, an inferior race according to the leader, the man, and the visionary of the ultimate solution.

In better days, they were well off if not rich, happy, dancing, singing, and laughing till the early morning hours.&n… Read full post »

Oh the humanity, I had this great post, full of wonderful stuff and tributes to one and all, but something bad happened, the damn SELECT ALL and then the TYPE FG and whoosh, everything went, poof, gone!!

COCKSUCKER SELECT ALL AND THEN TYPE OVER!!

Oh well, let me see if I… Read full post »