- Your closet, Indiana, France
- July 16
- President and CEO of Your Mom
- Your closet
- Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you?
Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!!
Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog.
Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!
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It's true, I have kept a horrible secret from you, my dear readers, a shame indeed for most of my family, especially my Aunty who yelled at me, "No one in my family will ever be such a horrid thing!!" and she stormed out of the restuarant, where I had gathered… Read full post »
I dedicate this blog entry to a woman, I met tonight, at the craps table. I didn't speak to her, didn't have to, I couldn't, I was too afraid, that she might turn me down, as I told her to shove her cigarettes up her ass sideway, the ones she kept… Read full post »
What a strange and wonderous ride it has been.
Just a few weeks ago, I was a depressed computer operator for a casino, somewhere in Southern Indiana, right there in the middle of a corn field, my cock in my hand, a nice rooster I must say.
And March 14th,… Read full post »
First off, I wanted to ask something, who the heck won the bean story Food Open Call? I've been sitting here just waiting for the results and knowing, deep down in my heart, that my very own entry into this contest was a sure winner. I mean, no one else got so… Read full post »
Before the letter to myself, I just wanted to do my usual off the topic banter I am known and loved for, except by Ed.
I was a cute kid, way back when in 1990. This is more like a letter to my 18 year old self, as no… Read full post »
Hey everybody! I was just cruising around, it's a Friday night, I'm wired on caffinated sodas and feeling pretty good.
So I was thinking of my next award winning article, I checked the cover, like I do every day, for inspiration.
At first, I was pulled away by scanner's new… Read full post »
Yep, it's true, Tink, the loveable character of such hits as 'Throw your sister into the lion pit' and 'What?', has decided the easier path to true happiness and mo money! Mo money! And mo money! is to go down the path of most companies and outsource his blog out to… Read full post »
I wanted to make it up to my other readers, the ones who send me messages going, "Are you okay?!" and well, no, I'm not okay. According to the mental health person I visited the other day, I'm not okay at all. Dellusions? Yep. Wets the bed at random? Oh yeah.… Read full post »
Tonight's post is dedicated to the fans of my serious pieces, all three of them.
Hi Tina, Wayne and Sandy all from Duluth.
For those who'd rather read about my testicles being itchy, please come back tomorrow to read the heart warming tale, "I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A… Read full post »
Apologies to one and all, I know I haven't been on here lately, except to post my wonderful stories of cock stroking and stuff.
I promise, soon, I'll make it over to your wonderful posts about lemon trees and fondling yourself with sand paper very soon(HI GENERAL BRADY!!!!!).
Until then...… Read full post »
I sat in the dark, stroking my cock and waiting for death. Neither came.
It was a cold night, one of deep thought and earnest answers from my guardian angel, Francis. She had been my angel since day one, a good angel as angels went but she had had enough and… Read full post »
Hi folks! How are you? Good, good, glad to hear it, you don't say, twelve carrots up the bumhole? Awesome.
I know some of you have been wondering, "Wonder where Tink is?"
Or maybe you're thinking a warm ham and cheese sandwich would taste really good right now!
And both thoughts… Read full post »
First off, I just wanted to say, I love you, all of you, even if I don't know you from Adam on here, I want to hump your face. Oops, I mean, I love you.
This place, this insane aslyum, a writer's paradise, and both combined to form a place… Read full post »
Just wanted to post something, a little 'I'm fine, but I'm going to take a few days off and go kill some corporate executives...' so my many readers, friends and lovers won't worry when they don't see my smiling face on here over the weekend.
No, this isn't a flounce. A… Read full post »
Last night I went outside and yelled out to the world, “Do you want to fuck?”
And the world replied, “Yes, but not with you!”
Yeah, the world can be cruel.
Very, very cruel.
Days and weeks like this, I just want to crawl into a hole and pull… Read full post »
Ah Valentine's Day, a chance for Tink to remember the loves of his life, mostly porno stars and cheap booze, but I digress.
This post is in response to an Open Call put forth by our new editor called Lover's Revenge.
I was going to write a love poem as suggested… Read full post »
Bah! As someone very close to me on here who shall remain nameless(HI FIREEYES!!!) stated to me in a message, "Is this year over yet?"
And my reply was, "It hasn't even started yet!"
Anyways, I was going to post a long ass post(I started on it at 5am and… Read full post »
Joe Allen Jackson was born on a cold rainy day in February of 1922. His mama had decided to die at this point, thinking it had been a hard enough life already. She went off to the pearly gates, leaving Joe and his father all alone.
Hi… Read full post »
I was checking out the cover and noted a big number of what I call "Entertainment and Movie" topics. I thought, "Tink, you could write that shit too and have it ignored by Ed just as easily as writing about the first time you dry humped a porcupine."
And my main… Read full post »
Study links excessive
Internet use to depression
‘Addicts’ spent time on sex sites, online gaming sites, online communities
Damn you British sci… Read full post »
(I'd do one of those TV show recaps Open Calls and get my ass on Salon, but nobody wants to read my recaps of an informercial or Spartacus Blood and Sand(which by the way, is an awesome show!!! Blood AND sand???!!! OH YEA!!!!)
Hey kids, what day is it?
"Is it Comatosed Thursdays?" all the kids scream!
No you dumbas...I mean, wonderful kids, it's time for Uncle Tinky had a three day bender, do you know what a bender is kids?
"That's where Mommy and Daddy get drunk and shoot at the cops in a… Read full post »
I have two faces, I don't want to show the world when I cry. It works out a lot better, you get the laughs, and I get the relief of being blue. I pretend to be happy and you can pretend that you're wet down there in lust with… Read full post »
Tonight, while good Americans were glued to their TV sets watching the President of the United States of America giving the state of the steak or something, I, your dedicated reporter of worthless news items and grand pornographic dreams of LSD, was watching the weather channel and masturbating fierc… Read full post »
I dedicate this post to my love, they who shall remain nameless and who shall never know what great desire lies in this beating heart for them...
TWO BECOME ONE
Two become one,
Embrace in love,
Escaping from their lips.
Fire flam… Read full post »