- Your closet, Indiana, France
- July 16
- President and CEO of Your Mom
- Your closet
- Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you?
Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!!
Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog.
Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!
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April 16, 2014 04:54PM
I'm still unemployed, laid off on a severance plan, a bum, still not on the public dime and still have my old company health insurance and stuff, but that'll all change in a few weeks, as it doesn't seem any of the sweat shops even want to hire little old me.… Read full post »
Today, I was cruising around, reading some great stuff on here on Open, as I usually do except now that I'm currently unemployed, I can do it earlier in the day.
As I was getting ready to leave, I spotted an ad on one of those side bar, Google Addy thingies,… Read full post »
I'm doing time in the universe, walking through a time line, not very long in reference to this universe, and I'm not sure what my purpose is, in this thing called life.
I was going to write something serious, but everytime I started, it sounded too dark, like I was writing… Read full post »
Thursday, the wifey and I went to the Louisville Zoo. There was many things to see, there were dinosaurs, flowers, monkeys,giraffes, elephants, and many impregnated human types.
I did not get the impregnated human types on film as they were very skitterish.
PHOTOS FROM THE ZOO --- Bewar… Read full post »
My family has always been proud of its big cocks!!
Hi!! I know, two posts in like two days? It's almost like I'm back to my old ways!!
And no, there won't be a list of books that has inspired me(The Erotic Letters to the Pope throughout the Centuries, if you must know!), any list really, I don't do lists, much,… Read full post »
Ah, life, a wonderful past time that involves stuff like breathing and, well, mostly breathing.
There might be some fucking involved sometime, but mostly at work and by the government, and only you're the one getting fucked, without a kiss or even the promise of a dinner.
I love this… Read full post »
Hello, how are you? That's great! I'm doing pretty good, except for a cold and nobody wants to hire me. I'm too gorgeous I guess.
I'm sorry I haven't been around lately, I've been trying to get rid of my stupid cold that hit me this weekend and took the wifey… Read full post »
Today, in tribute to whomever wants it, I slept till 5pm. It was a good sleep, filled with dreams of being back in school, trying to figure out how many apples Mary has in reference to Jim's huge cockadoodle.
Remember those word problems? I hated them, still do. … Read full post »
Day two, there seems to be a hush in the neighborhood, whispers, back and forth among the living.
"Why's Tink still home? Shouldn't he be at the brothel sucking dick?"
"Didn't you hear, he lost his job, laid off, downsized, sent to the minor leagues, etc. etc."
Neighbors all around gasp… Read full post »
Day one, after the Fall, human life forms are diminished, I believe I am the only human being left on planet Earth. Tried to turn on the television, but there was horrible alien like creature on there by the name of Dr. Oz.
He kept telling me I was fat but I… Read full post »
Is it wrong to pray for someone to get cancer of the testicles? And not enough to kill them, just enough for the testicles to fall off and the son of a bitch to live for a long time in enough pain that he wants to kill himself but he can't?… Read full post »
Last night, as I sat in my high back leather chair in my study, I pondered my next award winning piece on here. Ideas drifted through my brain about stuff like penises and the medicines to keep them hard and firm.
I knew of some folks who could help me in my… Read full post »
If you somehow missed my last night love letter to Tina, click here.
If you're still looking for donkey porn, click here!
If you want to kill the dragon by using your Sword of Destiny, turn to page 97.
I'm sorry. I fooled you into coming here, to see my donkey porn which I do not have.
Again, I'm sorry. Really sorry.
But to make up for it, I was inspired tonight to write a TRUE LETTER TO MY SPAM QUEEN!!!
And a less serious piece, called A SONG TO… Read full post »
I shall leave you tonight, as sure as the sun rises in the west, let me take you back in time, big bang, long live space race!!!
Good night, better tomorrow, big cosmic space fuck!
I AM THE ANTI-POPE!!!!
Many years ago, in a different place than where I find myself today, I had a friend. We shall call this friend Max because well, he wasn’t a great friend and I have forgotten his real name and for some reason, just remember his nickname of Stinky.
Max’s great grandmother was… Read full post »
It's true, I have kept a horrible secret from you, my dear readers, a shame indeed for most of my family, especially my Aunty who yelled at me, "No one in my family will ever be such a horrid thing!!" and she stormed out of the restuarant, where I had gathered… Read full post »
I dedicate this blog entry to a woman, I met tonight, at the craps table. I didn't speak to her, didn't have to, I couldn't, I was too afraid, that she might turn me down, as I told her to shove her cigarettes up her ass sideway, the ones she kept… Read full post »
What a strange and wonderous ride it has been.
Just a few weeks ago, I was a depressed computer operator for a casino, somewhere in Southern Indiana, right there in the middle of a corn field, my cock in my hand, a nice rooster I must say.
And March 14th,… Read full post »
First off, I wanted to ask something, who the heck won the bean story Food Open Call? I've been sitting here just waiting for the results and knowing, deep down in my heart, that my very own entry into this contest was a sure winner. I mean, no one else got so… Read full post »
Before the letter to myself, I just wanted to do my usual off the topic banter I am known and loved for, except by Ed.
I was a cute kid, way back when in 1990. This is more like a letter to my 18 year old self, as no… Read full post »
Hey everybody! I was just cruising around, it's a Friday night, I'm wired on caffinated sodas and feeling pretty good.
So I was thinking of my next award winning article, I checked the cover, like I do every day, for inspiration.
At first, I was pulled away by scanner's new… Read full post »
Yep, it's true, Tink, the loveable character of such hits as 'Throw your sister into the lion pit' and 'What?', has decided the easier path to true happiness and mo money! Mo money! And mo money! is to go down the path of most companies and outsource his blog out to… Read full post »
I wanted to make it up to my other readers, the ones who send me messages going, "Are you okay?!" and well, no, I'm not okay. According to the mental health person I visited the other day, I'm not okay at all. Dellusions? Yep. Wets the bed at random? Oh yeah.… Read full post »