- Your closet, Indiana, France
- July 16
- President and CEO of Your Mom
- Your closet
- Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you?
Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!!
Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog.
Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!
MY RECENT POSTS
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August 17, 2014 01:48PM
- Governor Rick Perry, your face
inspires me to do things.....
August 16, 2014 04:14PM
- Depression: Wearing Masks
August 12, 2014 04:56PM
- Should M be legalized? A SA
August 11, 2014 04:02PM
- LIFE AFTER DEATH - CHAPTER WHO
KNOWS - SATAN IS CREATED
August 10, 2014 08:24PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Congrats on the job!!
August 20, 2014 07:16PM
- “Good luck!”
August 20, 2014 05:27PM
- “Yay on the
August 19, 2014 03:39PM
- “It fun to loot!!
Especially after our teams
August 18, 2014 08:17PM
- “NO!! ~flees from the
room, hitting rate with his
tail on the
August 17, 2014 08:41PM
My words are my shield. I hide my face behind a shapeless mask, the feelings pushed down further, so no one can hurt me with their steel tipped points.
Who needs a name? Call me Geoff, if you must, might not be my real name, who knows what is what or… Read full post »
Kitty runs this city now MOFO! "Say hello to my little friend!!"
--- HAPPY THOUGHTS TO TRY AND KEEP THE BLUES AWAY ---
- Eating an ice cream cone on a hot summer day. The sweet elixer of happiness and joy, dripping down the cone, a sweet treat itself.
- Sweet little M/ … Read full post »
Hi! I like repost Saturday as a concept and a method of making a blog entry without having to recreate anything. WHAT A COUNTRY!!!
In my original country of Bakastan, we would have to come up with original entries every day just to keep from getting a beating. I am glad… Read full post »
Hello, greetings and salutations, today, I decided to kill myself, by quoting British financial laws if they were written by a cat on speed. A lovely thought, indeed.
I know nana is expecting a webcam of me killing myself, as discussed a few nights ago on his lovely post, "Tinkerer is a… Read full post »
"Teacher says, everytime a bell rings, a person masturbates and God kills a kitten! Or two fellas from Kentucky have to inseminate a bull"
Ah, fatherhood, something Tink will never know of, but came close one time in high school, well, okay, not really, the knocked up prom queen told her… Read full post »
Damn, seems Glads and Esther have run off with the Western Union people from Nigeria!! But never worry, Wha? will continue on, seems when one spammer decides to quite the series, a whole new character jumps on board.
Ed decided to take a break on this one, and let his sister,… Read full post »
Dearest readers of the love story known as Esther and Glads meet Ed, I believe it has come to an end for that little love story, which saddens me greatly, as I was just about to tell them both, ED GOT THE MONEY!! 10 million dollars, in dirty, dirty money, and… Read full post »
Dear readers, those of you who have been there since the beginning of my adventure started sometime last week, know that first there was Glads, who I think may be dead or just onto my little quick love fest and Esther, who seemingly was all fun and games until I stepped… Read full post »
It was one of those nights were the air was thick with moisture, the heat was pouring down, making our loose tshirts stick to our bodies as we sat outside on the front porch drinking ice cold lemonades.
My friend Jack and his sister Carol were out with me, watching the… Read full post »
I know, I know, you're tired and want to go to bed, but you can't, you just know at any minute, either Esther or Glads will write Tink and he'll have another episode of WHA? which is being looked at by Fox networks(at the very least someone from there showed up… Read full post »
The night was warm, like a good apple pie just out of the oven. I was sitting on the front porch, drinking some over sweet tea, like granny made, just before she fell dead to Krokus or some other fatal disease.
The mail man, his name being Fred, came up… Read full post »
I was heading over to my email when I noticed the headline on MSN.
Al and Tipper Gore, after 40 years of marriage, are calling it quits!! Oh my god, how it made my heart weak, as I read the headline, I thought, "What hope is there for love for me?"… Read full post »
Oh for those of you following this sega of Ed and Glads, you know the story, but for those that don't, you can follow the entire thing from here.
OPERATION FREE GLADS ---- In this episode, Glads, our hot little Dakatarian refugee is still stuck in the refugee hostels,… Read full post »
As some of you may know, I may have found true love right here on Open(read the first letter here ----> TINK FINDS TRUE LOVE AND GRIF CAN'T HAVE ANY.....A KISSY KISSY STORY) Well, grif can probably have some of this, if he wants to, I have a feeling Glads is… Read full post »
Here is where the world would die.
And where it all began, a tight little place, dark, mood lit for those who wished such thing, not to be seen much less be heard, somewhere on the edge, a place of madness on acid, dancing in a dreary rain that fell… Read full post »
Oh, true love, discovered sweetly in my private message inbox on Open. You would think, if it was Spam, it would be in the spam folder, so it must be true, and those messages I get from the rest of you, are true spam, because they're in the spam folder, no… Read full post »
A few days of early rising lets the Master known only to the world as Tinkerer Tink turn on the television to watch some Fox News.
I tried to watch CNN and the others but they're weaklings, they're not even worth the trouble of FoxNews to devour them. Seriously. Wake… Read full post »
OH MY GAWD!!!!!!! I wasn't going to come on Open for a few days, was going to take a day or so off, maybe do a post to celebrate my love for my snookums(Sunday, we'll have been married 12 years!! 12 YEARS?!?!?!! Oh my gawd...oops, I mean, doesn't feel like its… Read full post »
I decided to sleep until I woke up today, it was a long stay in the world of dreams, where I had dreams of my ex-place of employment, it was a vision of my last day there, if I had been taking LSD for a migraine headache.
A strange trip indeed,… Read full post »
Hi!!!! Tonight/this morning, I tried to post some comments to some folks' wonderful articles, a few went through and then, none of them would.
I'm thinking I'm being profiled and tracked by the police. UNFAIR!! CATS WILL BOYCOTT THE INTERNET!!!!! NO MORE COLLARS!! NO MORE LEASHES!!! FREE… Read full post »
Nanatehay inspired this post this wonderful morning, with his post entitled: HOW I WISH I COULD BE A SPAMMER TOO!
My one and only Editor's Pick was for an article inspired by nana too. I hope to god, this is my second pick, as I worked very hard on it. The… Read full post »
today, I was sitting on my couch, the one that sags in the middle,
but is still a good couch, and I was watching a movie, something
called 'Whip It'
I thought it was going to be a docu-drama about the greatest band to ever live, that being Devo, but… Read full post »
Today I was walking down the street, doing a lap for God or more to the point, to get some exercise, 39 pounds and I'll be under 200.
There was a fellow, we'll call him Pastor John. I don't know his real name, and as I walked by him, he… Read full post »
Ahhh, election time. If you're a lucky state, like Southern Indiana, you not only get your state's political hopefuls running ads, but the state next to you will be ran in your household too, long after you've already had your primary and were hoping for a couple of weeks of non-political… Read full post »