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- July 16
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- Your closet
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Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!!
Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog.
Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!
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use a hug!! **BIG HUG**
what that means…”
We tear down the system,
We tear down the walls,
We pound on the dust,
And scream at them all,
And it still doesn’t matter,
The protest, the marches, or the rallies we hold,
The System of War, it doesn’t sleep,
Or take a break.
It keeps on grinding,
The… Read full post »
It's 3am. Do you know where your Tink is?
That's right, he is in your lingerie drawer trying on your
That's right, the pink pair.
No, Tink isn't in your lingerie drawers trying on your black crotchless panties and pretending to be Marilyn Monroe. Not only would that… Read full post »
I can tell you anything and everything and you'll keep my pain and laughter and everything.
This is one of those sad moments in my life.
I shouldn't have answered the telephone, shouldn't have taken the call, a friend, a good friend, on the line, telling me very… Read full post »
What is the American Family Association? I'm not sure. Somehow I got placed on their mailing list a long time ago as a 'Concerned American' on how our nation is going down the road to ruin because of something called the 'Gay Agenda'.
I'm not sure what the 'Gay Agenda' is. … Read full post »
This is a sad story, one to make you cry, and yell out, "DOUCHE!" in some scene straight out of a 'Streetcar named Desire' or 'Love Story'
Angelia, my unnamed lover of many years, she left me. Left me for my best friend, Jesus, you know Jesus, he's the one that lives down… Read full post »
For unknown reasons, the following post was inspired by the quote from this Yahoo! Article titled, Obama: end of the world no time for a snack.
I don't know but for some reason I have never wanted to grow up and be president. It doesn't sound fun. Having people calling you… Read full post »
I wrote the President of the United States a letter tonight. I haven't done that since Bill Clinton when I wrote, "I love your wife. Does she do impressions with her twat?"
And the answer was of course, directly from Hillary,
"Why of course, here's Richard Nixon's bulldog after eatin… Read full post »
I sat on the porch of my granny's house, watching a parade of cars moving along the highway just out of her well groomed lawn.
Granny was always proud of her lawn. She was poor as a church mouse and barely had a pot to piss in, as she would… Read full post »
Over the last few days, I've been in a really weird mood, even weirder than usually.
No anger issues but it's just a surreal drift through time and space.
It started with my last post titled "You're beautiful" and it continues right to this moment.
Weird acid dreams without t… Read full post »
Grandma liked her magic elixer to be fizzy and flowing, just like she liked her men!! This one is dedicated to you Granny, for showing me that birds really could fly! And donkeys could soar!
If I ever win an award for something, I'm using the above in my acceptance… Read full post »
DISCLAIMER --- a serious post, fiction but based on a couple of people I have had the pleasure of falling in love with over the last 38 years of my life.
She calls me up, late, 12:45 am, the clock says.
“I want you to love me like… Read full post »
Dear President Obama and other political figures who wish to read this,
How are you? I am fine. I know I haven't written you for awhile, probably not since that July when I confessed my love for your bright smile and warm hug.
Okay, we never met and there wasn't another… Read full post »
How are you? I am fine. This is Timmy. I am 8 years old and I have a dog named Starch, but daddy calls him Fucktard. I think Fucktard is like a foreign word for really cool dog.
Anyways, you probably already know what I am going to write… Read full post »
There I was, stuck in Fargo, North Dakota, one hour to midnight, New Years Eve. Shit happens, I guess.
I should have been in Times Square, New York, New York. But Wally, head jizzass of the magazine I was working for, decided there was something happening here.
What the fuck eve… Read full post »
I opened my email tonight. There was an email there, sitting, waiting, tempting me to open it with the subject line, "Meet Christian Singles Today".
Ahhhh, Christians holding hands, how romantic! And look, FREE guest membership. And I would like some friends, som… Read full post »
198something or rather, summer of.
A broken down hotel room. There's no air conditioning and I wish there was. I'm sweating, naked and nobody in the room but me and a small box TV set that seems to be stuck on one channel, local news.
The news lady is… Read full post »
Wow!! I'm either going to be a rich frucking American person or be taken to prison somewhere either in Nigeria or London, or maybe even New York City!!
NOT NEW YORK CITY!!!!!
INTERNATIONAL POLICE ASSOCIATION UNITED STATES SECTION (IPA)
Region No. 2 New York City
P.O. Box 804 Knicker… Read full post »
After reading Wish I knew you as a kid's Detailed Timeline of My Unfortunate Sex Life, I thought to myself,
'Self, you could write about your own sex life, not like you haven't done so in the past, hell, about every one of your posts tells something about your thousands… Read full post »
This summer vacation 2009, I had some fun taking photos down in the basement of a historic brothel in Butte, Montana.
Before I share the photos taking by me and some others including my pop, I want to give a little(or a… Read full post »
I'm sitting here, watching a moth attracted to the light. It flies in and settles down on the bulb, then decides the heat burning is too much, so it flies away and repeats the pattern over and over.
I'm kind of stupid as well. I repeat patterns that are… Read full post »
Ah, late night discussions turning into articles that will inform as well as amuse or confuse.
Last night, I chatted with a good friend(HI NANA!!!) on here about the world as a whole and he brought up how no one has written any articles on the reculsive and wonderful creature known… Read full post »
I don't remember the year. It may have been 1952.
I just remember laying in the bed, my full body exposed to the eyes of whomever walk down the hallway.
The madame told me she would send down a hot one. She told me she had eyes. … Read full post »
I know some of you have been following my "How to find yourself a date in 10 short days" or whatever the series should be named. I have hundreds if not three messages of people telling me how much success they've had following my articles on dating.
They're telling me that they'… Read full post »
Okay, I'm still on vacation, but I'm like that writer in the field, giving you a view inside my vacation, some creative juices are flowing out, wanting to be free.
So today, my brother and nephew came over to my folks' house to cook and devour some very tasty… Read full post »
Dear readers, and long time lovers of Tink at Midnight....
I'm leaving Friday morning on a jet plane to Fargo, North Dakota and I ain't never coming back.
I want more ads on here and Ed told me, "Tink! I can't do anymore!! I'm giving you all the ads I… Read full post »