- Your closet, Indiana, France
- July 16
- President and CEO of Your Mom
- Your closet
- Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you?
Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!!
Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog.
Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!
MY RECENT POSTS
- I wrote a message to Adooling
- PLEASE DELETE EVERYBODY!!
October 17, 2014 01:35PM
- Today has been a good day!!
October 16, 2014 08:39PM
- White people scare me.....
October 16, 2014 12:15AM
- :( Tech Team can go suck my
nuts in a paper bag! Fruck
October 15, 2014 01:27PM
- FINDING SUGARMAN - PART TWO -
THE VOYAGE HOME
October 14, 2014 01:35AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “You're welcome!! :D
(scares me too but shh....we
speak of such evil
October 18, 2014 01:20PM
- “You're never too old for
October 18, 2014 12:57PM
- “Sweet!!! :D”
October 18, 2014 12:50PM
- “James, YOU
Gary, I have already called
myself some vile names, I'll
October 18, 2014 12:49PM
- “Natalie, done, now what?
October 18, 2014 11:36AM
Apparently, my ads here are trying to tell me something -
Is Salon.com trying to sell me something? A subscription to their new magazine, JESUS?
Back to ChristianMingle.com?
What are you trying to tell me!?
Here for awhile, the bottom ads have been these screwy cut and paste from… Read full post »
Apparently, Christian Mingle is stalking me.
I write a post about Open.Salon, bam, kosher gets an ad for it.
I go to Bowl's blog about stepping on spinach, bam, there's the ad for Christian Mingle.
I go to watch some death and destruction on History Channel, and what do you… Read full post »
We had a movie about us!
Julie and Julia!
We were mention on MSNBC by Joan Walsh.
We could have been a contender!\
We could have been a somebody!
Trig could have been on CNN talking about why he got arrested for having too tall of grass!
The wrong kind of… Read full post »
Somewhere, in stasis, Jacob Sugarman, previous Ed I Tor (I'm not sure what his real title is anymore as Salon stripped him from the title page but still list him as Editor of Open.Salon which I have no clue what they do as no one ever came to me and said,… Read full post »
As I sit here in my multimillion dollar mansion, sipping on something my manboy servant made in the kitchen.
We'll call him Orlando though it doesn't matter to this blog as he's not involved other than bringing me my drink.
I sit here and think about life in general. Jesus came… Read full post »
The other day I decided to take a ride with my handler, Nate something.
Nobody remembers his name so why should I bother.
But for the story, his name is Nate Doppler.
He has issues with pills.
I do too, so who am I to judge?
So we're cruising… Read full post »
JOURNAL ENTRY: WHATEVER
STAR DATE: WHO THE HELL KNOWS!
WHAT AM I LISTENING TO: THE SOUNDS OF SILENCEDATE: March 7th, 2014 (I think! It could be July 12th, 1710 but then, would I be writing this on some sort of electronic devil device then? Who knows!)
POINTS OF INTEREST: MEAT… Read full post »
Back in the days before the Dinosaurs, Open had Foodie Tuesdays, where people would post stories about their mom's chicken thighs and other such stuff.
With the Ed I Tor missing in action, my bet being on he has been devoured by angry walruses in New York City Zoo, there's been… Read full post »
There's ice cream falling from the sky!
Come see! Come see!!
No! No! SNOW!!!
A few years ago, I did an interview with an Ed I Tor of Open.Salon and it went over like a lead balloon.
Joan Walsh ordered a hit on me but Kerry said, "Calm down, he just took things out of context!"
A few years down the road, and things have… Read full post »
Earlier tonight, as I dined on salmon and waffles and drank my $1.95 a bottle 'fin win', I decided to get some answers to the big questions we've all had about THE FUTURE OF OUR OPEN.SALON and other stuff.
I call the main office and headquarters of Salon.
"Salon Media and… Read full post »
In reply to Zoomer's Writer's Challenge -
THE THING THAT FELL TO EARTH
So very very true sad story, I don't even know how Bear survived this adventure.
I know how I survive such sad, sad true stories : FREE BEER!!! And lots of it.
Who wants free beer? YOU DO? Come on over!! Plenty in fridge!! I steal it from liquor… Read full post »
Bobby Brown takes the stage for introduction to Bear's blog
HI!! Bear here today to tell you, hello and check out my birfday hat.
Bears love birfday hat!!!
Who got birfday hat? BEAR DOES!!
What has been going on since last time Tink let me take over his… Read full post »
I keep thinking about joining a cult.
The Democrats seem to be a good cult but then the Republicans have their good side, mostly guys in suits who like to cry and shake their fists at poor people.
I like to do that myself.
I would take a walk right now… Read full post »
WHEN YOU GET DOWN, DANCE!!!
Today, I've been in a strange mood. Actually, last few days I've been in a strange mood.
I ran outside, naked, screaming, THE BRITISH ARE COMING, which is strange as all of us know, the Brits never ever… Read full post »
Hi, my name is me.
Today I come to you as an addict,
I've never been one before.
Heroin and booze, cutting my wrists
to feel the pain,
This makes me complete,
Till the day I die.
Hello, my world friend, I am an
I am down,
Wandering the streets,
Looking for life,
Trying to/… Read full post »
I've been kind of down in the dump. Messages to Jake go unanswered. Even Joan Walsh seems to have disappeared off the face of Planet Treton.
But there was some good stuff going on, stuff that should be reported but isn't because the media is messed up.
Kerry Lauerman is working… Read full post »
Tonight, I opened up my email and peered inside.
Subject: Would you like to get laid tonight?
(Note: NOT REALLY! I did receive a nice email from a Russian lady looking for love and almost posted it here, with picture - SEEN BELOW - )
1.… Read full post »
In my dreams you walk dripping from a sea-journey on the highway across America in tears to the door of my cottage in the Western night, so said the prophet from the edge of space and time.
He would watch the people from the corner of his eyes.
People, people, everywhere, where… Read full post »
We worship at the altar of life itself, wading into pools of blood, left there by generations before.
World, world, soon on fire, dancing through space, time and everything, wondering where we were when everything fell apart; lifeless, brainless monkeys standing at a bus stop, waiting for a tr… Read full post »
Jacob Sugarman isn't dead as previously reported but his stand in monkey is, his testicles (the monkey's, not Jake's!! ) shoved into his mouth.
He was seveteen.
An apparent suicide.
Life is wonderful unless you choke on your own balls.
And even then, it's not too bad.
Unless the… Read full post »