- Your closet, Indiana, France
- July 16
- President and CEO of Your Mom
- Your closet
- Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you?
Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!!
Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog.
Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!
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everybody!! Bacon too!! God,
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Arrrrrr....today is Friday, you know what that means!
That's right, you land lubber, it's time for stories of monkeys!!!
No wait, that's Tuesdays!!
Today is Naked Pirate Women!! ARRRRRRRRRR!! A bottle of rum for each of you!!!!
Glittery!!!! Every Friday should have some glitters!!!… Read full post »
Today is Thursday, you know what that means....BEER!!!
Here's a song to listen to while you drink that beer!!!
Today is Monday, you know what that means ----
COOKIN' IN PORN!
Today, our main ingredient is HOT DOGS!!
Two girls - One package of hot dogs!
Everyone who thinks of hot dogs thinks of Seattle!
We went to our favorite… Read full post »
Okay!! Today, there was trout.
Now, it cat!!!
Cat licks Vacuum ==The Musical!!!
December 2008 - Tinkerertink69 sneaks into a blog site and gay massage parlor called Open.Salon.com.
Some in the world are scared, some are aroused, and most wonder outloud -
WHO PIDDLED ON THE ROSE BUSHES?
June 3rd, 2013 - Tinkerertink69 disappears from the Blogging World. CNN goes to Twitter to try… Read full post »
It has been a wonderful trip down this road called life; headless squirrels not included, but that’s okay, cause if I want, I can go down to the Mexican restaurant down the road and ordered some fish, the head is included in the order.
I have seen the burning of battle… Read full post »
This morning, I awoke feeling back to depression.
Presidential love only lasts 24 hours apparently.
"I could have told you that!" Bill Clinton texted me.
I turned on my magic box some people call a Commodore 64 and fired up the modem(14.4 K babeeeee!! FAST!!!) to come to my most favorite… Read full post »
These last few days have been a roller coaster of epic proportions; bad things happen, my favorite father is not doing that great, damn you staph infection.
I got my plane ticket for Montana, heading out on Monday. I wish it was for better reasons, like, cake.
Apparently, our… Read full post »
My dear friend, Michele Bachmann, Congressperson to the Stars, sent me an email.Dear Jason,
As a most cherished friend and an immensely loyal supporter, I'm writing you today to say THANK YOU for all you have done both for me and my campaigns.
As a special thank you, I have prepared a… Read full post »
Mad men dream of electronic sheep, dancers in cold rooms making up medicines for the war raging on inside their minds.
"Take your pills! We are watching you!" they say, smiles, braided hair, crisp white smocks, mocking us who now sit on the edge of our beds and color our legs… Read full post »
It's either really late or I'm up too early.
Tried to fall asleep after writing a wonderful post I dedicated to our whatever Ed I Tor and Mod E Rator but decided it was too full of love, so I deleted it.
I know, sad!
I decided after tossing and turning… Read full post »
Prayers and good thoughts going out to those affected by the tornados in Oklahoma and other areas.
When you think your life is rough, tough, whatever, something like this happens and you are shown, that every breath you take, every moment that you are alive, is precious.… Read full post »
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Learn wha… Read full post »
Bear likes to sit his butt down on a nice soft pillow and watch movies! What kind of movies?
Internet is filled with FREE MOVIES, FREE TV SHOWS, and butt sex!!!
Many moons ago, in a tiny village in North Dakota, I was introduced to FREE HINDI MOVIES ONLINE!!! by a woman named dlfksfklfgjklsdfg flkgldfsgkdfgdf!
She said to me, "Would you like some wine to go with your candied figs?"
I nodded and she filled up my cup and then… Read full post »
Is it really already Monday, May 13th, 2013?
Why is it time for frucking classes already? SWEET!
First up, it's WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You know what the fuck is wrong with you, you have known for years.
You're like me, mental, unstable, both… Read full post »
None of us on this site will ever make it into Heaven, even those who "Believe" will be sent back with the instructions, "DO NOT BLOG ABOUT ANAL BLEACHING AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, WE'LL LET YOU IN TO SEE THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!!!"
Course, even if I swear off… Read full post »