- Your closet, Indiana, France
- July 16
- President and CEO of Your Mom
- Your closet
- Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you?
Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!!
Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog.
Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!
MY RECENT POSTS
- What the hell?
March 07, 2015 11:23PM
- I'M IN LOVE - FOR TRUE!!! Yes,
it could be gas!
March 02, 2015 06:45PM
- I might be stoned!
March 01, 2015 01:11PM
- I'm in love.......
February 28, 2015 09:54PM
- Where are we going?
February 27, 2015 12:52AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
March 08, 2015 10:53PM
- “I hate people
I let the beast
out once, police chased me for
March 08, 2015 10:46PM
- “Exactly!!! I'm glad to
see that they released you
March 08, 2015 10:44PM
- “I like Oreos. Milk is
good too. What was the point?
and wanders off
March 08, 2015 08:33PM
- “Woman, thank you very
March 08, 2015 08:29PM
I woke up breathing. Good start.
Then, a rhino didn't try to charge me!
I took away his credit card! Haha! Get it? Yeah, neither do I! The chickens flew away! Stupid chickens!!!
....when they dance!! So do people in general!!!
I'm lost and confused.
I put in a site problem.issue months ago. Ads no show, someone fucked the pooch apparently. It ain't about the money, but it's nice to know that someone gives a shit about a site enough to support it.
Still waiting after a Adooling sent me a reply… Read full post »
It was one of those nights; cold, dreary, and just a tinge of winter on the way. Snow was already capping the higher mountains.
I was reading some older posts, back when there was hope, a sliver of hope, of good times still remaining.
Jake Sugarman was a young, vibrant man… Read full post »
Stardate - 1.2
Not in such of a grumpy mood today; confused as hell though.
How does the human population replicate themselves with such difference between the male unit and the female unit?
It's like two beasts from a different planet trying to copulate through interpretative dance… Read full post »
Earlier today, I was taking a snooze on the couch, the sounds of NCIS: Los Angeles drifting into my sleep.
There was a knock at the door, an official member of the U.S. Government stood there holding a large package with PLEASE HANDLE WITH CARE printed in hand with care.
"This… Read full post »
Everytime I do one of these HOW TO BLOG thingies, thousands of Marketing sites jump on it which gets me millions of views.
And nothing says, HI MOM, I GOT MILLIONS OF VIEWS like HOW TO BUILD YOUR BLOG AUDIENCE.
So how do you BUILD YOUR BLOG AUDIENCE?
Sure the hell… Read full post »
NOTE: I wrote this many years ago, during my romantic period, when sex, drugs and fishes were my life. I just rediscovered it and wished to share it with my...uh.....what are we? Family? Sounds right! Enjoy!
The other night, I was lonely, so very very lonely. Me and my left hand had gotten into a fight, so I decided to hit the Craigslist, posting an ad from where love comes from, the liver.
THE AD -Okay not really. Wanna talk first then maybe move on… Read full post »
Been awhile, still holding my breath for an answer from the technical team. I doubt I will hear anything and right now, I don't care.
Salon.com is just a place to write about big heaving breasts and spread legs waiting for a horse cock to pump them full of lead.
Go… Read full post »
Today, I sat here, on my rump, watching the news and I heard that our government, The United States of Arming, wants to arm the penguins, to defeat some sort of evil, I'm guessing monkeys with lasers.
I'm not sure this is a good idea.
Yes they could defeat the monkeys… Read full post »
....I'm just guessing....still no words.......
The Technical Team is probably hitting Yahoo! Answers. I hope they find a solution soon. Especially for that rash some of them got! EWW!
Good night and have a better tomorrow. Read full post »
Hi! Tink is on vacation AGAIN and asked if I would step into the role or roll or monkey sex.
I'm here in New York City at an unnamed Media Something (Giant? Sure, why not! Tink also CEO of major media empire too!!! Just don't tell him it's an Etch-a-Sketch!!… Read full post »
The other day, I sent the tech support and the wizard of Salon, ADooling, an email(sent one in July as well again, I'd be dead if I was holding my breath)
I heard nothing so well, I decided there was nothing left to do but draw pictures of your mom naked.… Read full post »
A few moments ago, Old New Lefty and I were discussing THE RULES according to a still drunken cat and an old new lefty just home from the tropics.
Soon, the heads of Facebook interrupted us.
"We will pay you big bucks for these RULES!" they said, smiling at us.
"How… Read full post »
Why is it so hard to answer my question, why no ads?
You could tell me, we have decided to drop it for the consideration of something different. We'll tell you later.
But instead, I, the stupid fucking blogger, get nothing. Not even a reply that you have recieved my answer.… Read full post »
Into the glory we are bound, step by step, over rugged ground, to acquire that which keeps us going.
Life is what you make of it, or so the wise men say.
To the wind we send our wishes,
To the water, we send our dreams,
To the earth,… Read full post »