- Your closet, Indiana, France
- July 16
- President and CEO of Your Mom
- Your closet
- Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you?
Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!!
Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog.
Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!
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Nah, just kidding Google!
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MY RECENT COMMENTS
sses and heads into the thorn
bushes~ ~pokes head
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What's those? :) Come
March 13, 2014 03:35PM
- “Stupid busts!!!!
March 12, 2014 05:30PM
- “No learn! No learn!!
LALALALALALA!! ~flees into the
March 11, 2014 08:02PM
- “What's up? NOT ME AND A
DRUG DEAL!! ~shaking head~
March 11, 2014 06:45PM
Map to illustrate the Story of Antoine of Oregon
Story time! Story time! I stole, oops, I mean, I acquired the story from the Project Gutenberg, where a person can read some old time books in an electronic format, like God intended!
We'll be reading Chapter - The Fur Traders… Read full post »
Very few people know this but at one time in my life, I wanted to be a weather man.
I still watch the Weather Channel and masturbate to low fronts moving in from the norh.
REMEMBER KIDS, EVERYTIME YOU MASTURBATE, GOD MAKES ANOTHER COMMUNIST!!!
As I moved… Read full post »
Boobies and Rainbows!!!
Boobies and Rainbows (Porno version) censored for your protection!
Okay! Okay! Uncensored. But no rainbows!! Apparently, back when I was a kid, there were no rainbows!! (Okay, I was more like 238 years old when this photo was taken!!!)
Okay, now that yo… Read full post »
I've given up. Republicans ain't right. Tell me their plan of action for recovery. Can't, other than to say, OBAMA IS THE DEATH OF THE COUNTRY!!!
I've given up. Democrats ain't right. REPUBLICANS ARE THE DEATH OF THE COUNTRY.
Apparently, no matter who I vote for, is the Death of America,… Read full post »
Welp, it has happened again! SHUTDOWN!!! Government going to close their doors for awhile.
Time for some beach fun for them hard working politicks!!! SURF IT BONER!!!!
"I needed a break!! SURF CITY!! HERE I COME!!! COME ON BARACK!!! BRING THE GIRLS!! WOOO!! And Tin… Read full post »
I'm not sure but I don't think there's an editor here at Open. There has been quite a few good posts on Open and only two or so have made the Cover in the last few months.
Tell me, does that mean, Open is dead? No more but 1 or… Read full post »
Current International News: UN hires monkeys to figure out situation in Syria. Or Tink's long distant cousins dance. We're not sure!!
Apparently, in other news, the Roman Empire fell. Very hard. It made people go boo hoo hoo! I think.… Read full post »
King Tut ruled Egypt till he was 19. He ruled the roostsince he was 10. He wasn't know until 1922 when his tomb was discovered.
Couldn't we all just want for that!?
His tomb was discovered by Howard Carter
He married his half sister which most of us wish we… Read full post »
We need some new members!!!
And a new cover!!
And dancing monkeys!!!!
Today I got a request for a movie from a person who shall remain nameless(HI KIM GAMBLE!!!) called The Outsider.
It's one of those films that pulls you in without you even knowing it, it begin to find yourself going, "God I miss David Carradine! He sure did play a good… Read full post »
I began my journey miles below the earth with some of the cheerleaders from the Detroit Lions(Pictured above). We decided that Cranky Cuss would be the camera man.
He told us that his wife was using the flash.
"What the heck does a comic book hero have to do… Read full post »
How are you?
I am fine!
Well, that's all I have to say, thanks for reading, good night ass munch,
Bob Read full post »
When will we get new bloggers? When will we open up to new membership? Never? awesome!!!
We need new members! Otherwise, we're frucking our sisters!! Hello? You don't put new EPs except for Cranky and even he's sick of seeing his face on the Cover!
When will we see… Read full post »
(Angry Monkey - Killed by Open.Salon 2013 - Never Forget! He loved football!!! Especially the Newburg Giants!!!)
Why can't we drop a million dollar a piece missiles into a country that produces high quality chocolate?
We take that chocolate and I'll go in with a baseball bat and strike some folks up!!!
I good like that!!
Good night America!!!!'
Love ya!! NSA too!! Lefty told me I… Read full post »
Do you remember where you were at in 1903?
God, those were crazy times.
The drugs, the booze, the high collars.
Tonight's movie night feature is Alice in Wonderland. The first version that started it all, and my great great great great grandfather makes an appearence as the… Read full post »
I hate Open!! I'd rather stick my dick in a cheese grater!!
Trig likes hot dogs!!!
Some movies just direct themselves!
Where were you in 1984?
Break dancing with the Krew in South Central Duluth?
Nowadays, I pop, lock and crack, but enough about waking up and trying to get out of bed.
Tonight's movie is Breakin', a lovely film from 1984 about love, trust… Read full post »
I'm tired of life, do you think Jake would EP me?
Maybe if I told him I was a stripper ready to kill myself?
Trig likes it.
I want to kill myself!!! Read full post »
Tonight's movie is George Orwell's Animal Farm, animated for your pleasure in 1954.
Tonight, we got popcorn! Highly discounted from the XXX movie theater.
I know, WHAT A DEAL!!!
So sit back, relax and enjoy movie night!!!
I know, been a few since we had a movie night and well, we got a good one!!!
Casino - the movie that made Tink want to go work for a casino(not really, I saw an ad for an IT monkey for the not even opened yet Glory of Foam and… Read full post »
We were sitting at a bus stop in Boise, Idaho, snorting cocaine, and fucking like wild animals.
I told the man at the desk of the FBI, the person who murdered Bob was named Steve but they didn't believe me, so I kept fucking and snorting cocaine.
Life was good, beyond… Read full post »
Here lately, I've been getting requests for donations mostly from the Democrats.
The Republicans learned years ago I don't have any money and just ask me to tell President Obama to go fuck himself with his atom bomb.
Back in the day, when George Bush the Junior was prez, the… Read full post »