- Your closet, Indiana, France
- July 16
- President and CEO of Your Mom
- Your closet
- Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you?
Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!!
Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog.
Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!
MY RECENT POSTS
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April 18, 2014 04:19PM
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April 16, 2014 04:53PM
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April 06, 2014 03:05PM
- DO YOU WANT TO WRITE A BOOK?
April 05, 2014 12:05PM
- Christian Mingle - Why do you
tempt me with your sexy ads?
March 31, 2014 02:23AM
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- “Monkey, by the river!!
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April 19, 2014 12:40PM
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April 19, 2014 01:17AM
- “Lyle, we keep hoping!!
April 18, 2014 09:33PM
- “lefty, yes they
April 18, 2014 08:18PM
Tink is bored tonight, he tried calling the President, but apparently the phone is broken. IT is looking into it so instead, I decided, inspired by a post here and at that OTHER place (Hi Salon.com!!!) to interview Ann Coulter.
Why not! I say.
Here we go!
Tink:… Read full post »
I remember Kerry Lauerman, the man who gave me my 1st 10,000 EPs, who I thought didn't give a pack of rabid wolverines about me but who now is working off the TheDodo.com which is all about, mostly, about the cute kittens and helping the animals but who don't remember, Dodos… Read full post »
This was written in response to this week's writer's challenge at Zoomers which is DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE.
It all began one lovely spring day, when I first went down the rabbit hole.
It was a lovely day that May, the buds were beginning to peek out and… Read full post »
Somewhere in Butte, Montana, a pigeon and his family of ten thousand hung out on the driveway of a little old lady who had decided to begin feeding pigeons to make up for her sins of violent porn and peppermint schnapps shots.
Mr. Pigeon sat up on… Read full post »
Oprah runs out onto stage.
"YOU GET A SHUTDOWN! YOU GET A SHUTDOWN! EVERYBODY GETS A SHUTDOWN!"
Citizens of the world watch in amazement as a group of children fight over who has the biggest ball in what is known as a partial shutdown of the United States government.… Read full post »
American dream is dead but who cares?
I got good dinner, awesome meat sauce with hot sauce and beef and then booze.
Life is awesome!
Who cares about government shut down?
The comics are having good time, increasing their revenue!
I'm living life as a poet!
Won't post my… Read full post »
How are you doing?
I'm doing great if I lie to your face and tell you I'm doing great!
So seriously, how are you doing? Awesome. I hope you got some. I need a bag of weed.
Who loves you?
The feds do!! Like… Read full post »
Map to illustrate the Story of Antoine of Oregon
Story time! Story time! I stole, oops, I mean, I acquired the story from the Project Gutenberg, where a person can read some old time books in an electronic format, like God intended!
We'll be reading Chapter - The Fur Traders… Read full post »
Very few people know this but at one time in my life, I wanted to be a weather man.
I still watch the Weather Channel and masturbate to low fronts moving in from the norh.
REMEMBER KIDS, EVERYTIME YOU MASTURBATE, GOD MAKES ANOTHER COMMUNIST!!!
As I moved… Read full post »
Boobies and Rainbows!!!
Boobies and Rainbows (Porno version) censored for your protection!
Okay! Okay! Uncensored. But no rainbows!! Apparently, back when I was a kid, there were no rainbows!! (Okay, I was more like 238 years old when this photo was taken!!!)
Okay, now that yo… Read full post »
I've given up. Republicans ain't right. Tell me their plan of action for recovery. Can't, other than to say, OBAMA IS THE DEATH OF THE COUNTRY!!!
I've given up. Democrats ain't right. REPUBLICANS ARE THE DEATH OF THE COUNTRY.
Apparently, no matter who I vote for, is the Death of America,… Read full post »
Welp, it has happened again! SHUTDOWN!!! Government going to close their doors for awhile.
Time for some beach fun for them hard working politicks!!! SURF IT BONER!!!!
"I needed a break!! SURF CITY!! HERE I COME!!! COME ON BARACK!!! BRING THE GIRLS!! WOOO!! And Tin… Read full post »
I'm not sure but I don't think there's an editor here at Open. There has been quite a few good posts on Open and only two or so have made the Cover in the last few months.
Tell me, does that mean, Open is dead? No more but 1 or… Read full post »
Current International News: UN hires monkeys to figure out situation in Syria. Or Tink's long distant cousins dance. We're not sure!!
Apparently, in other news, the Roman Empire fell. Very hard. It made people go boo hoo hoo! I think.… Read full post »
King Tut ruled Egypt till he was 19. He ruled the roostsince he was 10. He wasn't know until 1922 when his tomb was discovered.
Couldn't we all just want for that!?
His tomb was discovered by Howard Carter
He married his half sister which most of us wish we… Read full post »
We need some new members!!!
And a new cover!!
And dancing monkeys!!!!
Today I got a request for a movie from a person who shall remain nameless(HI KIM GAMBLE!!!) called The Outsider.
It's one of those films that pulls you in without you even knowing it, it begin to find yourself going, "God I miss David Carradine! He sure did play a good… Read full post »
I began my journey miles below the earth with some of the cheerleaders from the Detroit Lions(Pictured above). We decided that Cranky Cuss would be the camera man.
He told us that his wife was using the flash.
"What the heck does a comic book hero have to do… Read full post »
How are you?
I am fine!
Well, that's all I have to say, thanks for reading, good night ass munch,
Bob Read full post »
When will we get new bloggers? When will we open up to new membership? Never? awesome!!!
We need new members! Otherwise, we're frucking our sisters!! Hello? You don't put new EPs except for Cranky and even he's sick of seeing his face on the Cover!
When will we see… Read full post »
(Angry Monkey - Killed by Open.Salon 2013 - Never Forget! He loved football!!! Especially the Newburg Giants!!!)
Why can't we drop a million dollar a piece missiles into a country that produces high quality chocolate?
We take that chocolate and I'll go in with a baseball bat and strike some folks up!!!
I good like that!!
Good night America!!!!'
Love ya!! NSA too!! Lefty told me I… Read full post »
Do you remember where you were at in 1903?
God, those were crazy times.
The drugs, the booze, the high collars.
Tonight's movie night feature is Alice in Wonderland. The first version that started it all, and my great great great great grandfather makes an appearence as the… Read full post »