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Dear Governor Rick Perry,

I will not believe those Commie Liberals with their liberal cod sucking lies!! I know you would never misuse your powers.

You're like me, only use your powers for the good of society!!!

Them liberal freaks just don't know what's good for them!!

I made you a… Read full post »

AUGUST 12, 2014 4:56PM

Depression: Wearing Masks

Reposted from Bubbles - Depression Wearing Masks.

I've been reading some stuff about Robin Williams and his apparent suicide.

"He was so funny! How could he be so depressed?"

People wear masks to hide the pain that is depression. I know, I am one of them.

I will freely admit I've come… Read full post »

Every so often in my travels here on Open, I run into ads from SA that show up between the post and the comments.

I believe SA is an attempt by someone to make ad revenues without splitting too many ways with folks and that person put an ad within a… Read full post »

The king was dead, long live the king. Old men stood to the right of me and old women to the left of me.

The fires of Hell seem to be cool at that very moment. I settled into the throne, souls all around me cheered.

"Hail Satan, leader of us… Read full post »

Over the last few weeks, going into months, I have learned a few things, many of them remembered for this post!

1. When a woman tells you to go f*ck yourself, don't take it as a challenge to see if you can(especially if she is still in the room. Yes, it… Read full post »

AUGUST 7, 2014 8:58PM


North Dakota

Celebrate North Dakota!!! YAY!!! Graphic - MINE!! 


Date: August 01, 2014

What's on the TV: Local News/ Weather. Going to be hot up north. 90s.

What's happening? Not much.

What did I have for dinner: Baked chicken. Shaked in hot and spicy shake and bake, cause that's how I… Read full post »

JULY 29, 2014 8:48PM

Israeli is right!!!

Nuke them kids!! :D

July 29th, 2014

What's on TV - Robots.

Listening to - Winner takes all by ABBA

Dearest blog,

How are you? I am fine.

I wanted to run away from Open as it seems to be on auto pilot. Someone said, IF YOU HAVE ISSUE, EMAIL ME! And I emailed them… Read full post »

JULY 27, 2014 1:58PM

Life as we know it - Chapter One


 Series is here....not making anything here at Open and Adooling doesn't give a shit!! HI! (Have reported Adsense issue and no response!!)

We were dancing in the hall,
We were standing against the wall,
Our lives about to end it all...

America had died, there was no one left to protec… Read full post »

JULY 24, 2014 5:09PM

State of Open.Salon -

Apparently, there's still a spammer on Open sweeping through the comment sections -

Dona Hulin has posted one post in their history called hey.   March 28th, 2012 is a long time to sit on an account. 

She probably hungry! 

Of course, there's no way to report such posts or person(s… Read full post »

July 22nd, 2014 - Butte, Montana USA

What's on TV - Hardball - Joan Walsh Roving Editor for something called Salon is guest on Russia.  Remember when Joan use to be onMSNBC a lot? Me neither!

I had toast.  With butter. 

I made some eggs, slightly runny but they were… Read full post »

JULY 22, 2014 4:10PM

My butt itches!

Dear Blog,

My butt itches.


Your friend,

Bob.  Read full post »

...or he just wants my last ten dollars!

I'm thinking that but hey!

First, the letter - 

I don't have quite as much free time as I used to, Jason.

But no matter how busy things get, I always try to make time for a chance to get
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JULY 17, 2014 12:41AM

Waffle tacos stories

Everyone has a waffle taco story, that lover who doesn't care till you buy them waffle taco!!!

Mine is named Sarah J. Stoddle!!

She's hot.

Black hair, long legs, beautiful eyes, and a great personality!

I know, s0meone who wouldn't screw me over Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt!!!

She's very sexy!!!… Read full post »


I'm sitting on a chair, black plastic, a librarian wants me to call her but I said, NO THANKS, I GOTTA SEDUCE OPEN SALON with my words of love, sex, fucking a banjo, etc. etc.

I want to post my awesome blogs I post at other sites here but… Read full post »

JULY 15, 2014 5:38PM


......IN THE DARK!!!



You welcome!!!

monkey-scrotum   Read full post »



Hi!!Hack the planet!!!




She knows your IP which is 22!! We all live together!! HI!!! ~wanders off~

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I am in love, I can't say why.

She is my everything, beyond the words in my hearts, I cannot make everything, I cannot make every promise a thing.

I wish you were here, in reality, making love to me, till the end of time, to my everything!

Read full post »

JULY 11, 2014 11:18PM


War is bad!

Rather have hairless apes in pantyhose!!!




Good night and have a better tomorrow!!!  Read full post »

JULY 10, 2014 3:36PM


The other day, I was cruising the Facebook, and spotted a discussion.

"The Cover is almost a year old! AND PEOPLE STILL POST THERE?! WHY?"

I wanted to jump into the pool but I didn't cause well, Facebook is for kitty pictures!

What is Open good for?

Discussions about… Read full post »

Sad sad post, make you cry. Real tears.  Boo hoo!! Cranky Cuss makes me cry!!!


Boo hoo hoo!!!!

~wanders off into the thorn bushes~ Read full post »

JUNE 28, 2014 5:44AM



How's everyone doing? It's 3:39 in the AM here in Beautiful downtown Butte, Montana.

A beautiful night for a naked squirrel to take over the blogging world!!

Naked Squirrel

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!

I is beautiful!

bear-blinkkig-eyes"Look tasty too!"

Shaddup bear! This is my turn to write… Read full post »

June 25th, 2014 -

I am depressed.


I don't know what to do.

Love is fine but still, I am depressed. I love a lot of people. A few I would have sex with if the time and space thing came in to a close field of… Read full post »