Tinkerertink69

Tinkerertink69
Location
Your closet, Indiana, France
Birthday
July 16
Title
President and CEO of Your Mom
Company
Your closet
Bio
Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you? Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!! What? Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog. Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!

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DECEMBER 5, 2013 2:57PM

NEW MEMBERS AND THE LIFE OF OPEN.SALON

 

 

 

Today, after a crappy night's sleep, and no bottle of wine cause the neighbors changed their locks, I was sitting on my favorite chair, looking out the window, admiring the birds mug the little kid from across the street.

He had pumpkin loaf and I was thinking of mugging… Read full post »

DECEMBER 4, 2013 11:51PM

THE OUTSOURCED BLOG - HOW ARE YOU?

Today's blog is being outsourced as it's too funting cold to get out from underneath the covers.  For 22 cents, you too can have your own blog outsourced and nobody will know the difference.

 


Hello!  My name is Bob and I come from Houston, Texas! Go Bobcats!

 

How are you? … Read full post »

I was going through some of my memories in my chest I call a brain.  

There was one, a child dancing naked outside in Spokane, Washington.

I asked my mom today, "Did I ever dance naked outside during my childhood?"

"I think it was 1976; it was winter time I… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 29, 2013 4:08AM

HAPPY HOLIDAYS WORLD!

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Hello world,

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, a little over a month early because well, I feel like writing it.

This year, we learned so many things about ourselves; whales could fly, radiation makes the seas clean, stalking is a crime unless you're the NSA then it's called FREEDOM… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 28, 2013 4:02PM

President Anybody lies. Get over it!

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President Obama lied. So did George Washington through everybody.

President Bill Clinton screwed an intern.

I'd rather have that than some wars based on lies.

Iraq, what did we get out of it?

Afghanistan, what did we get out of it?

Sure the hell wasn't democracy.

CIA tried to… Read full post »

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PARTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Who let the dawgs out? THE BUTLER DID!!!

WOOOOOO!!!!

 

 

 

Who killed the entire human race with its neutron bomb?

JFK!! JFK!!!

Or aliens from Dallas, Texas!!

ALIENS! ALIENS!

And who do we blame?

OBAMA! OBAMA! AND MCCON… Read full post »

It is the year 2071, I am still in my parent's basement writing horrible blogs and drinking grape Shasta but the future is grand.

Grape Shasta still only costs like 99 cents a bottle. 

There's 8 million channels on the television set and still nothing on but reality shows… Read full post »

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"I don't get it!" 

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"I get it!! An elephant screwing a mouse!! Haha!! LOVE IT!"

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"Two dudes making out? What's that got to do with  a pee pee in the winter time?"

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"I don't get it! Neither does the NSA! A nun beating off a gorilla?Read full post »

NOVEMBER 23, 2013 2:27PM

WAR ON POVERTY - Nuke 'em all!

 

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 "Hey you! Pull my finger!!!" 

Everytime I see Paul Ryan talking about "War on Poverty" I get this feeling he has a different meaning of the words.

"Hunt 'em all down and kill 'em!! Keep the poverty rate low!"

Of course, this sounds like a good idea but I… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 22, 2013 2:15PM

HOW TO TELL YOUR HOUSE MAY BE HAUNTED

Today, after getting some dishes done, I sat on my butt and turned on the television.

Not much on, typical, but I hit a show called A Haunting, one I've watched quite a bit.

A Haunting involves stories of people living in haunted houses.

Of course, in my sick twisted mind,… Read full post »

A second post for the day - cause I'm bored!!! 

Everyone here is wrong! WRONG! WRONG!

Nobody, as in life, realizes it till they are this close to death and even then, we just go, welp, I'm dying, so who gives a fluck!

People seem to like to blah blah blah… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 21, 2013 11:54AM

CIVILITY - BETTER THAN SEX WITH KALE!

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The other day, an Open Regular decided to write the Powers That Be (which I don't think exists but it's nice the janitor replied to the email!! Thanks Hank!!!) about an issue going on here (no toilet paper!! WE NEED TOILET PAPER!!! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW! NOW! NOW!… Read full post »

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It's 12:43 in the morning and all the good people of the universe are asleep and dreaming of apples and giant penguins eating them.

Where are you?

In some comic book made in 1962, I believe, made by Dell, Romantic Novel Issue #22.

It costed a nickel back then, today,… Read full post »

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Tonight, I took a walk, down the road, across the field, over something; a dead body? I do not know.

I did not look, as I did not want to know, because it could have been Jimmy Hoffa's body, laying there,  waiting to be found.

I made it… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 15, 2013 12:58AM

JUNIOR SPACEMEN AND YOUR MOM'S V-8!

 

 

Today, I decided to do an experiment and took about a billion career tests for different companies all around the world.

I discovered that the truth isn't good and it's best to lie.

And if asked, "What would be the WORST action to take in this situation?" to answer… Read full post »

I knew it!! I just knew it!

NASA is hiding secret cities on Mars with transporters and headless monkey rulers!

 

 

I was cruising the YouTube when I ventured into that strange part where headless monkeys in general make videos of Cleveland Rock REDUX!

Very scary.

This video shows… Read full post »

I've been trying to figure out this thing called life.  I was closing in on the answer and was ready to post it here when I went to look in my mail box for some ads for pee pee pills.

The answer to this thing called life disappeared when I opened… Read full post »

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While guzzling down a bottle of cold medicine, I began to think about some of the life lessons I have learned.

Some of these have come from my day-to-day life while I walk towards infinity, others, I have discovered while sitting on the bathroom throne waiting for Wayne to drop into… Read full post »
NOVEMBER 9, 2013 2:55AM

TOM CRUISE : I will always love you....

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"I DO work harder than those fighting in Afghanistan!" -

http://www.tmz.com/2013/11/08/tom-cruise-suri-lawsuit-deposition-afghanistan-war-olympics/ 

I remember the first time me and Tom Cruise met.

It was a lovely day.  I had my bottle of grape Shasta soda and a large quilt that my… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 7, 2013 4:05PM

IS JACOB SUGARMAN REAL? Really?

The other day I was talking to a good friend who shall remain nameless about the reality of our current Ed I Tor.

"Tink, he's not real!! Has anyone seen him?" Cranky Cuss said chugging down some apple cider.

"But there's a photo of him!!" I said, pounding my paw on… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 6, 2013 5:35PM

Is United States Dead Yet?

I haven't watched the news much today.

Had US died yet? Specifically Virginia and those other races that elected Democrats.

I'm betting it's a horror zone in VA.

People have been marched off to the death camps that Democrats build soon after their wins.

Republicans have the answers. Just ask them.… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 6, 2013 12:24AM

Virginia is dead....LONG LIVE VIRGINIA!

I always find it funny, reading peoples' comments and reactions to a political candidates win or lost.

People put so much faith into their politics it's like watching the death of a favorite pet when their person loses.

Tonight I was over at the candidates for Supreme Overlord of Virginia's Facebook… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 4, 2013 8:26PM

NAZI CANADIAN DEATH PANELS

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THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU!!!!

THEY WANT TO STEAL YOUR BOOZE AND FORCE FEED YOU WITH VITAMINS AND TUBE SOCKS.

Actually, I'm glad they're coming over.  Too many old people sucking up all the oxygen and stuff!! KILL EM DEATH PANELS WITH YOUR LASER GUNS!!!

Sarah Palin is going to run… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 3, 2013 2:58PM

God is real, you're imaginary!!!

Yes sir!!! 

If he wasn't, I wouldn't be here!! I'm not sure why, God likes fucking with me!! And Sky too!! HI!!!

Good night and have a better tomorrow!!  Read full post »

OCTOBER 31, 2013 2:28PM

THE LEADER OF OUR GREAT NATION SPEAKS

To my dedicated readers, I was sitting here on my chair, watching some speech by the President of the United States of America, he was speaking of a great land, a place where the unwashed masses from other countries could come and build great companies selling everything from condoms to blowRead full post »