Guess what today is?

"Dance nude down a stair case and let a drunk Tink paint it?"

No way! Really?

"Maybe!"

Damn, I thought today was Friday which means, scream out bad things in the general direction of a crowd and whoever gets upset, it must be true.

"How does… Read full post »

Ah, I love you Facebook, the Internetathingy in general, with its apps like schoolFeed, ClassFace and other such wonders of modern technology.

So and so wants to be your friend, you two went to school together, remember?

To be serious, I don't, but okay, if you say so.

So and so… Read full post »

Once again I am sitting outside, darkness broken only by the full moon in the sky. 

I am once again with my thoughts, 3:30 in the morning, good time to be with my thoughts, except when the chair I was sitting on decided to break, sending my ass to… Read full post »

NOTE: They say the eyes are the windows to the soul, these are photos I've taken throughout the years, views from my eyes, some included are right outside my windows in my house, some, I had to travel, enjoy!

Also, after the last few blog posts I've made, this one doesn't… Read full post »

One of these days, you might find yourself in a hotel room in Alabama and feel that feeling that says, "Come on, and sodomize yourself!" and then, you'll wonder,

"Is it legal to sodomize myself in Alabama?"

And then you'll remember,

"I read a Tink article once, what did it… Read full post »

DISCLAIMER: No Tink doesn't believe it's okay to hump an animal outside the bounds of marriage, so you Christian freaks out there just settle down and have a long draw on some cinnamon sticks! Thank you! 

A long time ago, in a far away place known as ButtFalls, Indiana, a co-worker… Read full post »

I was going to post my interview with Satan today but he said, as I felt, it could wait, there were more important things to blog about, write, whatever the word we use in such cases.

"Shit?"

Yes!

Michele Bachmann, the apple of Tink's eyes if he wasn't gay and/or married… Read full post »

Today, I was sitting in my room, checking out awesome jobs or more like semi-neurotic porn with a side trip to depression some kid over at Deviart was contemplating, his own suicide because some 'Fan-Mag' didn't pick his drawing of Kito-Mojo Dragon Ball Dyna-mite kicking ass or something.

Well,… Read full post »

Note:  If you have lung cancer, the cure is definitely not to cut your peepee off.  No matter what, do NOT cut your peepee off!!

Or maybe you should do that, you know, cut your peepee off. Make you forget you have lung cancer.

And forgetting is half the battle,… Read full post »

THE FIRST POST OF 2012 BY TINKERERTINK69: Notify your neighbors, hide the children, pay the help and make sure they're legal in case you run for mayor or something. 

Image: Tink in nude sketches his sister: 2012 ---  

TYPICAL LIVES OF AVERAGE PEOPLE EXPLORED

By

%IM… Read full post »

Happy New Year!!! Wooooo!!!

2012 is coming in for a landing and 2011 is ready to close up shop, we'll miss her and that sweet, sweet, Asian Salad!

2011 was the year we said, "Wha?" and then wandered into traffic hoping a car would hit us.

The sons of ore diggers never did!!… Read full post »

IMAGE SOURCE: Tink newest work he calls 'GoogleArt'.  He'll sit at his computer, with Paint Shop opened and Google! Images search on, typing in terms that just appears in his head and then he steals and bastardized with the likes of Water Color script and other fun stuff.

Is it… Read full post »

ShitArt Via Google! Images and Paint Shop Pro 9 by Robert Xavier Williams --- His life is shit too, wanna fuck? Hello?  

 Your life is shit, so is mine, lets start a club, and only let the ugly kids in!

Alright, we'll let the beautiful people in too,… Read full post »

 A special holiday greeting from the next leader of the free world, no, not Newt or Perry, those two couldn't even get it up enough to get into Virginia's slot!!!

But who in slot?

MITT IS!!

HO! HO! HO!

I got this greeting in my email and Mitt, the man,… Read full post »

Ah, it's Christmas time again!

A time to remember what the true meaning of the holidays is,

Staying away from your family as you remember those holidays past!

"Did mom really drink that much and then called grandma a *Censored* Bitch cunt whore?"

She sure did!

Warm memories.

What are the… Read full post »

If Salon Media Incorporated and Tanning Salon ran the Internet, we'd have no porn or anything from December 23rd till Jan. 3rd.

"WE'RE ON VACATION, COME BACK NEXT YEAR, MAYBE THE 4TH, WE MIGHT CHECK IN, CAUSE WELL...WE MIGHT GET BORED!"

God, you'd think Ed I Tor and Crew were politicians… Read full post »

To all,

Merry Fucking Christmas and Blow me New Year!

SPOILER ALERT:

Everybody dies in the book, saved you two hours and fourty five minutes in watching the movie.

Except the one spy, he just gets neutered.

And oh yeah, the real mole was the inn keeper in chapter twelve.  Who… Read full post »

What are my hopes for 2012?

Peace and Good Will for one and all,
A light at the end of the tunnel,
that isn't a train coming down the track!

What will 2012 bring?

A triple decker ham sandwich,
With extra mustard and a tomato?
Two sodas for the price of one?

Will the spammers leave,
Giv… Read full post »

I wanted to take the headless beast and rip out his entrails and roll around in them.

I would have taken the squirrel into my hands and cooed into its lifeless but still warm ears, if it had any ears left to coo in, so instead I played some Mexican metal polka and da… Read full post »

Dear Washington D.C.

I sit here on the 16^th of December 2011, staring out into the dark, wondering what the future holds for this great land as well as myself.

I am a lucky bastard as I still have a porch to sit on and a mind to think of the… Read full post »

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DEAD CANARY IN SEVEN DAYS: A GUIDE TO LIVING WITH YOURSELF AND MAKING FRIEND(most imaginary)

BY

DOCTOR ROBERT XAVIER WILLIAMS, not a real doctor

 ~CHAPTER WHATEVER~

Death to the Dreamsicle

Standing on a black shore

Back to the… Read full post »

I usually make a mockery of the Open Calls done by Ed I Tor, and she ignores me, just like my wifey, only it's all online! LOVE! LOVE! KISS! KISS!

This time though, I don't feel like it. 

Christmas blues, blues in general, depression, I think we've all suffered through… Read full post »

Today, I opened my email and received some sad sad news,

Subject: Thanks

From: Peter Morris(web377175@att.net)

Attn: we regret to inform you of Mr. Allen Born's death this late. Although you might have not heard this that your name is in Mr. Allen Born’s WILL; the reason for this late letter,… Read full post »

The more I think about it, the more I realize I've never been told that Santa isn't real. 

My parents never told me that the man in the red suit wasn't Santa, so therefore, it has to be him!

They also never sat me down for that talk about… Read full post »

Do you know what time it is?

THAT'S RIGHT!

It's Good Spam Sunday which seemingly has been turning into Good Spam Weekend and Crash the Server till Monday Morning!

Hurray!

Today, instead of our usual SPAMMER OF THE WEEK(This week, it's the truely inspired name of lovely khan...get it? LOVELY… Read full post »