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OCTOBER 11, 2013 5:38PM




American dream is dead but who cares?

I got good dinner, awesome meat sauce with hot sauce and beef and then booze.

Life is awesome!

Who cares about government shut down?

The comics are having good time, increasing their revenue!

I'm living life as a poet!

Won't post my… Read full post »


How are you doing?

I'm doing great if I lie to your face and tell you I'm doing great!

I'm depressed.

Depression sucks.

Really bad!

So seriously, how are you doing? Awesome. I hope you got some. I need a bag of weed.

Who loves you?

The feds do!! Like… Read full post »

OCTOBER 6, 2013 8:34PM

Who farted?


Boehner farted!  Read full post »


Map to illustrate the Story of Antoine of Oregon

 Story time! Story time! I stole, oops, I mean, I acquired the story from the Project Gutenberg, where a person can read some old time books in an electronic format, like God intended!

We'll be reading Chapter - The Fur Traders… Read full post »


Very few people know this but at one time in my life, I wanted to be a weather man.

I still watch the Weather Channel and masturbate to low fronts moving in from the norh.  



As I moved… Read full post »

OCTOBER 2, 2013 12:36AM

Boobies and Rainbows

Boobies and Rainbows

Boobies and Rainbows!!!


Boobies and Rainbows (Porno version) censored for your protection!

Okay! Okay! Uncensored. But no rainbows!! Apparently, back when I was a kid, there were no rainbows!! (Okay, I was more like 238 years old when this photo was taken!!!)


Okay, now that yo… Read full post »

I've given up.  Republicans ain't right. Tell me their plan of action for recovery. Can't, other than to say, OBAMA IS THE DEATH OF THE COUNTRY!!!

I've given up. Democrats ain't right.  REPUBLICANS ARE THE DEATH OF THE COUNTRY.

Apparently, no matter who I vote for, is the Death of America,… Read full post »

OCTOBER 1, 2013 12:27AM


Welp, it has happened again! SHUTDOWN!!! Government going to close their doors for awhile. 



Time for some beach fun for them hard working politicks!!! SURF IT BONER!!!!

boehner-twitter"I needed a break!! SURF CITY!! HERE I COME!!! COME ON BARACK!!! BRING THE GIRLS!! WOOO!! And Tin… Read full post »

I'm not sure but I don't think there's an editor here at Open.  There has been quite a few good posts on Open and only two or so have made the Cover in the last few months.  

Tell me, does that mean, Open is dead? No more but 1 or… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 24, 2013 10:15PM




Current International News: UN hires monkeys to figure out situation in Syria. Or Tink's long distant cousins dance. We're not sure!! 
Apparently, in other news, the Roman Empire fell. Very hard. It made people go boo hoo hoo! I think.… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 23, 2013 12:22AM

What the Cover missed: King Tut!

King Tut  ruled Egypt till he was 19.   He ruled the roostsince he was 10.  He wasn't know until 1922 when his tomb was discovered.

Couldn't we all just want for that!?

His tomb was discovered by Howard Carter 

He married his half sister which most of us wish we… Read full post »



We need some new members!!!

And a new cover!!

And dancing monkeys!!!! 

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SEPTEMBER 18, 2013 5:10PM

Movie Night: The Outsider

Today I got a request for a movie from a person who shall remain nameless(HI KIM GAMBLE!!!) called The Outsider.

It's one of those films that pulls you in without you even knowing it, it begin to find yourself going, "God I miss David Carradine! He sure did play a good… Read full post »


I began my journey miles below the earth with some of the cheerleaders from the Detroit Lions(Pictured above).  We decided that Cranky Cuss would be the camera man.

He told us that his wife was using the flash.

"What the heck does a comic book hero have to do… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 15, 2013 1:37AM

Time to release: A post of random stuff!


How are you?

I am fine!

Well, that's all I have to say, thanks for reading, good night ass munch,

Your friend,

Bob  Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 13, 2013 6:21PM

Hey Jacob Sugarman....

When will we get new bloggers? When will we open up to new membership? Never? awesome!!!



We need new members! Otherwise, we're frucking our sisters!! Hello? You don't put new EPs except for Cranky and even he's sick of seeing his face on the Cover!

When will we see… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 11, 2013 2:08PM







(Angry Monkey - Killed by Open.Salon 2013 - Never Forget! He loved football!!! Especially the Newburg Giants!!!) 

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SEPTEMBER 8, 2013 5:54PM

My idea on a "strike" in Syria


 Why can't we drop a million dollar a piece missiles into a country that produces high quality chocolate?

We take that chocolate and I'll go in with a baseball bat and strike some folks up!!!

I good like that!!

Good night America!!!!'

Love ya!! NSA too!! Lefty told me I… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 8, 2013 1:59AM

Movie Night: Alice in Wonderland

Do you remember where you were at in 1903?

Me neither!

God, those were crazy times.

The drugs, the booze, the high collars.

Tonight's movie night feature is Alice in Wonderland.  The first version that started it all, and my great great great great grandfather makes an appearence as the… Read full post »

I hate Open!! I'd rather stick my dick in a cheese grater!! 


2girls10dogs Trig likes hot dogs!!!


Our Salon is better!! Go there!! Write there!!  Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 5, 2013 8:58PM


Some movies just direct themselves!

Where were you in 1984?

Break dancing with the Krew in South Central Duluth?


Nowadays, I pop, lock and crack, but enough about waking up and trying to get out of bed.

Tonight's movie is Breakin', a lovely film from 1984 about love, trust… Read full post »


 I'm tired of life, do you think Jake would EP me?


Maybe if I told him I was a stripper ready to kill myself?

I am!

Trig likes it.

I want to kill myself!!!  Read full post »

Tonight's movie is George Orwell's Animal Farm, animated for your pleasure in 1954.


Tonight, we got popcorn! Highly discounted from the XXX movie theater.

I know, WHAT A DEAL!!!

So sit back, relax and enjoy movie night!!!


AUGUST 27, 2013 8:32PM

End of Summer



In this, the end of summer, I sit here and wonder what to do, where to go, a nice cold river to swim till I can't swim anymore, which basically means about me going over my head.


I can't swim, I float.


Or drown.


There's the… Read full post »

I know, been a few since we had a movie night and well, we got a good one!!!

Casino - the movie that made Tink want to go work for a casino(not really, I saw an ad for an IT monkey for the not even opened yet Glory of Foam and… Read full post »