Tinkerertink69

Tinkerertink69
Location
Your closet, Indiana, France
Birthday
July 16
Title
President and CEO of Your Mom
Company
Your closet
Bio
Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you? Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!! What? Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog. Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!

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JULY 25, 2013 6:26PM

Jacob Sugarman, I love you!!!

Hi Jake!!

 Last time I mentioned you in a title, I got EP!! HI!! ~waves~

I'm listening to Ozzy! You like Ozzy? I know you like mulit billionaire movie makers trying to skim some funds from the public.

This isn't about that. Sorry.

Why did you delete Toritto?

He wouldn't sleep… Read full post »

To Sirenita Lake, I give you this promise, 

When we come back as sea slugs in Trenton New Jersey, I will say, DO YOU REMEMBER ME? I REMEMBER YOU!!!

And Trig and Asia will say, I DON'T REMEMBER A THING!! WERE WE ALWAYS SEA SLUGS?

 We are too special to make… Read full post »

JULY 23, 2013 4:12PM

Royal Baby - Who cares!

The Prince and Princess had a baby and named it Prince Tater Salad because why not!! Ron White would approve!!

Seriously though, if it ain't your baby, why should we care that a new life is on planet Earth? The Royals don't give a shit when we reproduce!! Trust me, they… Read full post »

JULY 22, 2013 11:47PM

Movie night - The Saint!

 

Val Kilmer as Jacob Sugarman1! OH YEA!!! :D

 

 

Arrrrrr....today is Friday, you know what that means!

That's right, you land lubber, it's time for stories of monkeys!!!

No wait, that's Tuesdays!!

Today is Naked Pirate Women!! ARRRRRRRRRR!! A bottle of rum for each of you!!!!

Ahoy!

Pirate-GirlGlittery!!!! Every Friday should have some glitters!!!… Read full post »

JULY 11, 2013 10:02PM

YOKO ONO AND BEER NIGHT: HELLO!

Today is Thursday, you know what that means....BEER!!!

Here's a song to listen to while you drink that  beer!!!

 

Today is Monday, you know what that means ----

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COOKIN' IN PORN!

Today, our main ingredient is HOT DOGS!!

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Two girls - One package of hot dogs! 

Everyone who thinks of hot dogs thinks of Seattle!

Why?

Beats me!

We went to our favorite… Read full post »

JULY 7, 2013 12:22AM

Monkey Butt in Political Science

JULY 1, 2013 5:30PM

Cat licks Vac!!!

Okay!! Today, there was trout.

Now, it cat!!!

 Cat licks Vacuum ==The Musical!!!

 

 

 

December 2008 - Tinkerertink69 sneaks into a blog site and gay massage parlor called Open.Salon.com.

Some in the world are scared, some are aroused, and most wonder outloud -

WHO PIDDLED ON THE ROSE BUSHES?

June 3rd, 2013 - Tinkerertink69 disappears from the Blogging World. CNN goes to Twitter to try… Read full post »

 

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RANDOM POETRY FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE PIT - THE END -

Section 38 of a kabillion and one pieces of paper thrown into the wind

Mother, father, I cannot see myself, 
Everyone wears a mask, 
Not to deceive, but to hide,
Pain lost inside the memories of life.

I stood at… Read full post »

It has been a wonderful trip down this road called life; headless squirrels not included, but that’s okay, cause if I want, I can go down to the Mexican restaurant down the road and ordered some fish, the head is included in the order.

I have seen the burning of battle… Read full post »

This morning, I awoke feeling back to depression.

Presidential love only lasts 24 hours apparently.

"I could have told you that!" Bill Clinton texted me.

I turned on my magic box some people call a Commodore 64 and fired up the modem(14.4 K babeeeee!! FAST!!!) to come to my most favorite… Read full post »

MAY 30, 2013 9:34AM

President Obama writes me

These last few days have been a roller coaster of epic proportions; bad things happen, my favorite father is not doing that great, damn you staph infection.

I got my plane ticket for Montana, heading out on Monday.  I wish it was for better reasons, like, cake.

Chocolate cake!

Apparently, our… Read full post »

My dear friend, Michele Bachmann, Congressperson to the Stars, sent me an email.

Dear Jason, 

As a most cherished friend and an immensely loyal supporter, I'm writing you today to say THANK YOU for all you have done both for me and my campaigns. 

As a special thank you, I have prepared a
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Mad men dream of electronic sheep, dancers in cold rooms making up medicines for the war raging on inside their minds.

"Take your pills! We are watching you!" they say, smiles, braided hair, crisp white smocks, mocking us who now sit on the edge of our beds and color our legs… Read full post »

Every story has to have a good punch, mine don't.  

 

I apologize.

 

This is a tale that has no end, it just keeps going and going on my friend, some people started reading it, not knowing what it was, and they'll....well...close out and go to Google or something.Read full post »

It's either really late or I'm up too early.

Tried to fall asleep after writing a wonderful post I dedicated to our whatever Ed I Tor and Mod E Rator but decided it was too full of love, so I deleted it.

I know, sad!

I decided after tossing and turning… Read full post »

 

Rose

 

Prayers and good thoughts going out to those affected by the tornados in Oklahoma and other areas.  

When you think your life is rough, tough, whatever, something like this happens and you are shown, that every breath you take, every moment that you are alive, is precious.… Read full post »

1st posted @ OurSalon because well, I can.....http://oursalon.ning.com/profiles/blogs/random-cyberpunk-story-89-787-world-war-xxx-in-the-circus-which

 

 

We were drinking gasoline from dirty cups, cheap metal, found out on the desert floor, someplace USA, when the thought hit us.

W… Read full post »

 

potential Terrorist connection

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Boost Your Career in Anti-Terrorism w/ a Degree. Learn frm ex-CIA, FBI! 

Woo! Learn frm ex-CIA, FBI!

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Bear likes to sit his butt down on a nice soft pillow and watch movies! What kind of movies?

FREE MOVIES!!!

Internet is filled with FREE MOVIES, FREE TV SHOWS, and butt sex!!!

Last night, I jumped on RETROVISION.TV (http://retrovision.tv/) where you can find some good stuff, full l… Read full post »

 
potential Terrorist connection 

WASHINGTON (AP) - Attorney General Eric Holder on Tuesday defended the Justice Department's secret examination of Associated Press

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