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- Your closet
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Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog.
Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!
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OPEN FIRST OPENS IN 2008. Times were different back then, technology was moving forward.
Are you there?
The last EP was on the 12th, the Cover hasn't been changed in so long, even Joan H. and Cranky Cuss are getting sick of looking at their face.
Well, Joan… Read full post »
Everybody wondering where to get free porn online!
You know you are!
Okay, now you admit it, I show you how!
First, get yourself computer!
You figure it out, you smart!
Second, most important, you accept pyapal?
GO GET PYAPAL!!!!
Third, you need… Read full post »
Bear with us if you can
I know it has been awhile since my last note and I have such wonderful news.
First, I've decided to be straight!!!
For at least one month.
Secondly, I'm doing it to get laid by an actual person.
And she is a… Read full post »
NAKED PHOTOS? Gasp!
Is such things even allowed on the Net?
Aren't there laws or something?
Perhaps, but who cares, WE WANT NAKED PHOTOS!
And here ya go...
You can see everything!
Hello and how the hell are you?
I'm doing fine.
There's a storm a brewing, Frankenstorm, the Perfect Storm, Super Storm, your mom on a typical day!
First rule of such a storm, is to NOT go on that shrimp boat with George Clooney.
"Come on! We'll be alright! Just going to be a little storm!!!"
Or was that from… Read full post »
When I was a child (the brisk age of 41) I had many questions that were never answered, such as, "Why is the sky blue?"
"Because it is. If it wasn't blue, it'd be clear!" my 3rd teacher replied.
It made sense but didn't really answer the question, but… Read full post »
I've been working like nobody has been working, learning the ropes, learning the secrets, auditing the Sunday ads, making sure love is in the air.
But I'm off today(well, I'm off every day, but you get the picture!) and tomorrow so decided,
THE LIBRARY UP THE ROAD HAS WIFI,… Read full post »
Okay, I think I got this straight from the Debate.
- Government does not create jobs
- But they can control the price of gas
- China is evil
- Unless they give you money, then, they okay
- Revenues for the family are down because people are unemployed
- This gal at … Read full post »
I'm sipping a mocha at the ole coffee shop, to bring you news from the field, otherwise known as Tink's life.
Not bad here, I've missed the coffee shop life, a real coffee shop, not that Corporate Starbuck, we burn the coffee but you think it's suppose to be… Read full post »
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN CATS TAKE A NAP
- Shit happens but who cares, cat takes a nap! Nap was good.
IMPORTANT QUESTIONS TO ANSWER
Why do they hate us?
Cause they do!
We're not very nice, dropping shit on the top of peoples' heads.
People don't like that!… Read full post »
As most of you know, today, Tuesday, October 2nd, 2012, my house was SUPPOSE to go up for auction at 10am.
Wifey decided to go to the sale, to talk to whomever bought the property, to see if we could get some time to remove the still ton of crap (read… Read full post »
I now know there is no hope, the war is over, we haz lost, the spammers have won!
fb .kasimpasa maci aksam yayinlanacak. Maci izlemek ce gormek için lutfen bekleyin. Fenerbahce Kasimpasa Maçi bugun aksam yeniden oynanacak. maci burada canli izleyebilirsiniz . Siz… Read full post »
Only a few of my closest friends know this but a long time ago, in another city, I owned an adult book store.
(No, not really...but I did sell antiques in a brick and mortar store, the good stuff, stuff found at the dump, like round oak tables and… Read full post »
Some folks, even the politicians, who might be folks, if you wipe away their lip prints from some other folks' ass, believe global warming is not real.
Well, my ole home town news station(HI KXLF!!) isn't afraid to report the truth.
Global warming is making its appearence in Anaconda!
I was feeling kind of depressed, couldn't sleep, so I decided to open up my junk folder, where all the awesome job offers go and I discovered -Dear Beloved,
I am Johnson AL-Salem from Angola. I am the only surviving son of Late Dr and Mrs Thomas AL-Salem,my Father worked with
… Read full post »
I hate moving, even under the best of circumstances.
I did it a lot during my childhood, here, there, across town, to another state, all around the mulberry bush, and it never got fun.
“We’ll make a game of it!” my mom would say. ”We put the stuff in the box,… Read full post »
Bad stuff happened, Bank of America could mess up a wet dream, so could I, and on October 2nd, my house will go up for foreclosure auction.
The wifey tried to get the cash the bank said we were behind but well, this time, just couldn't do it.
Most of you already know… Read full post »
How the f*ck you doing on this wonderful Sunday morning?
Are you still breathing?
Too damn awesome if you are, and if you aren't, HOW'S THE AFTER LIFE?
Is there lots of fire and brimstone and flying monkeys?
Welcome to Hell, save me a spot by… Read full post »
I know my good friend David S. who thinks this is a good site and my generation is best generation will feel sad but I will no longer gib them love.
I will not rate them even when they say things like FCK is the best.
I will not even comment,… Read full post »
Things are things, stuff is stuff, when you're too tired to move forward, and want to lie down in the middle of the road and die, don't.
That's what the television therapist told me when I called her show.
She was right of course, I thought it would be better to… Read full post »
The other morning, I was cruising around the site, making friendly with some of the spammers, welcoming them to their new home.
"Watch & Enjoy ( Low Price ....) Brazil vs Argentina Friendly!" said the sexy whatever and shook my hand.
"And a hello angry monkey fucker! Dasa Tank… Read full post »
I’m sitting here wondering “What the hell?”
I feel bad, sad, happy, indifferent and whatever else is there in my mind.
The world has been messed up for awhile, at least as long as I’ve been on the dirt ball called Earth, so I doubt that’s what the problem is.… Read full post »
I know, I skipped WHAT CAN WE DO ON MONDAYS?
Well, to catch up, we could have cybersex with your sister!
Anyways, it's almost 5am in the land of sky blue waters(we dye our water blue!! SKY BLUE!! Teehee!!) and I'm not tired.
I'm sitting here… Read full post »
There are so many reasons to hate the U.S.of.A's face.
Some of them involve their pesky kids!
Always running around going, USA!! USA!!! USA!!!
What a bunch of douche bags!
Don't even bring up their smelly feet!
Then there's that whole 'WE WILL ROCK YOU!'
No, you won't rock me!… Read full post »
WHAT TO DO ON SUNDAY : WATCH CARTOONS! PLAY HELLO KITTY ONLINE GAME!!! GET LAID!! Well, not on Hello Kitty Online Game!
What else to do Sunday?
HELLO KITTY ONLINE GAME!
Oh life is good!!!
ooooo! Lots of fun!
What can you do there… Read full post »