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Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog.
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I've been trying to figure out this thing called life. I was closing in on the answer and was ready to post it here when I went to look in my mail box for some ads for pee pee pills.
The answer to this thing called life disappeared when I opened… Read full post »
While guzzling down a bottle of cold medicine, I began to think about some of the life lessons I have learned.
Some of these have come from my day-to-day life while I walk towards infinity, others, I have discovered while sitting on the bathroom throne waiting for Wayne to drop into… Read full post »
"I DO work harder than those fighting in Afghanistan!" -
I remember the first time me and Tom Cruise met.
It was a lovely day. I had my bottle of grape Shasta soda and a large quilt that my… Read full post »
The other day I was talking to a good friend who shall remain nameless about the reality of our current Ed I Tor.
"Tink, he's not real!! Has anyone seen him?" Cranky Cuss said chugging down some apple cider.
"But there's a photo of him!!" I said, pounding my paw on… Read full post »
I haven't watched the news much today.
Had US died yet? Specifically Virginia and those other races that elected Democrats.
I'm betting it's a horror zone in VA.
People have been marched off to the death camps that Democrats build soon after their wins.
Republicans have the answers. Just ask them.… Read full post »
I always find it funny, reading peoples' comments and reactions to a political candidates win or lost.
People put so much faith into their politics it's like watching the death of a favorite pet when their person loses.
Tonight I was over at the candidates for Supreme Overlord of Virginia's Facebook… Read full post »
THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU!!!!
THEY WANT TO STEAL YOUR BOOZE AND FORCE FEED YOU WITH VITAMINS AND TUBE SOCKS.
Actually, I'm glad they're coming over. Too many old people sucking up all the oxygen and stuff!! KILL EM DEATH PANELS WITH YOUR LASER GUNS!!!
Sarah Palin is going to run… Read full post »
If he wasn't, I wouldn't be here!! I'm not sure why, God likes fucking with me!! And Sky too!! HI!!!
Good night and have a better tomorrow!! Read full post »
To my dedicated readers, I was sitting here on my chair, watching some speech by the President of the United States of America, he was speaking of a great land, a place where the unwashed masses from other countries could come and build great companies selling everything from condoms to blow… Read full post »
Remember, every day, a monkey scrotum is left out all day, please help us dress a monkey in a tuxedo. For $83.10 a day, you can help put a monkey into a tuxedo, maybe a top hat, put him into Congress, or maybe the Governor's mansion in Alabama.
You can… Read full post »
We need to frack this planet before we go off and frack the rest!! We need to frack it hard and fast, none of that slow fracking, no loving frack, just frack , frack, frack!
Frack the planet because it's a dirty ball of dirty rock, need to stretch her… Read full post »
It was a spooky night, 1902, maybe 1903, we didn't care as we made our way through the graveyard on our way home, half past midnight, or a quarter to three.
We saw the shadow following us, half steps behind us, working its way with us, towards the gate, the… Read full post »
Ann Coulter is pictured waiting for God's penis and balls to hit her in the face!!
Read my interview here - http://open.salon.com/blog/tinkerertink69/2013/10/24/my_interview_with_ann_coulter Read full post »
Tink is bored tonight, he tried calling the President, but apparently the phone is broken. IT is looking into it so instead, I decided, inspired by a post here and at that OTHER place (Hi Salon.com!!!) to interview Ann Coulter.
Why not! I say.
Here we go!
Tink:… Read full post »
I remember Kerry Lauerman, the man who gave me my 1st 10,000 EPs, who I thought didn't give a pack of rabid wolverines about me but who now is working off the TheDodo.com which is all about, mostly, about the cute kittens and helping the animals but who don't remember, Dodos… Read full post »
This was written in response to this week's writer's challenge at Zoomers which is DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE.
It all began one lovely spring day, when I first went down the rabbit hole.
It was a lovely day that May, the buds were beginning to peek out and… Read full post »
Somewhere in Butte, Montana, a pigeon and his family of ten thousand hung out on the driveway of a little old lady who had decided to begin feeding pigeons to make up for her sins of violent porn and peppermint schnapps shots.
Mr. Pigeon sat up on… Read full post »
Oprah runs out onto stage.
"YOU GET A SHUTDOWN! YOU GET A SHUTDOWN! EVERYBODY GETS A SHUTDOWN!"
Citizens of the world watch in amazement as a group of children fight over who has the biggest ball in what is known as a partial shutdown of the United States government.… Read full post »
American dream is dead but who cares?
I got good dinner, awesome meat sauce with hot sauce and beef and then booze.
Life is awesome!
Who cares about government shut down?
The comics are having good time, increasing their revenue!
I'm living life as a poet!
Won't post my… Read full post »
How are you doing?
I'm doing great if I lie to your face and tell you I'm doing great!
So seriously, how are you doing? Awesome. I hope you got some. I need a bag of weed.
Who loves you?
The feds do!! Like… Read full post »
Map to illustrate the Story of Antoine of Oregon
Story time! Story time! I stole, oops, I mean, I acquired the story from the Project Gutenberg, where a person can read some old time books in an electronic format, like God intended!
We'll be reading Chapter - The Fur Traders… Read full post »
Very few people know this but at one time in my life, I wanted to be a weather man.
I still watch the Weather Channel and masturbate to low fronts moving in from the norh.
REMEMBER KIDS, EVERYTIME YOU MASTURBATE, GOD MAKES ANOTHER COMMUNIST!!!
As I moved… Read full post »
Boobies and Rainbows!!!
Boobies and Rainbows (Porno version) censored for your protection!
Okay! Okay! Uncensored. But no rainbows!! Apparently, back when I was a kid, there were no rainbows!! (Okay, I was more like 238 years old when this photo was taken!!!)
Okay, now that yo… Read full post »
I've given up. Republicans ain't right. Tell me their plan of action for recovery. Can't, other than to say, OBAMA IS THE DEATH OF THE COUNTRY!!!
I've given up. Democrats ain't right. REPUBLICANS ARE THE DEATH OF THE COUNTRY.
Apparently, no matter who I vote for, is the Death of America,… Read full post »