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- Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you?
Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!!
Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog.
Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!
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Last time I mentioned you in a title, I got EP!! HI!! ~waves~
I'm listening to Ozzy! You like Ozzy? I know you like mulit billionaire movie makers trying to skim some funds from the public.
This isn't about that. Sorry.
Why did you delete Toritto?
He wouldn't sleep… Read full post »
To Sirenita Lake, I give you this promise,
When we come back as sea slugs in Trenton New Jersey, I will say, DO YOU REMEMBER ME? I REMEMBER YOU!!!
And Trig and Asia will say, I DON'T REMEMBER A THING!! WERE WE ALWAYS SEA SLUGS?
We are too special to make… Read full post »
The Prince and Princess had a baby and named it Prince Tater Salad because why not!! Ron White would approve!!
Seriously though, if it ain't your baby, why should we care that a new life is on planet Earth? The Royals don't give a shit when we reproduce!! Trust me, they… Read full post »
Val Kilmer as Jacob Sugarman1! OH YEA!!! :D
Arrrrrr....today is Friday, you know what that means!
That's right, you land lubber, it's time for stories of monkeys!!!
No wait, that's Tuesdays!!
Today is Naked Pirate Women!! ARRRRRRRRRR!! A bottle of rum for each of you!!!!
Glittery!!!! Every Friday should have some glitters!!!… Read full post »
Today is Thursday, you know what that means....BEER!!!
Here's a song to listen to while you drink that beer!!!
Today is Monday, you know what that means ----
COOKIN' IN PORN!
Today, our main ingredient is HOT DOGS!!
Two girls - One package of hot dogs!
Everyone who thinks of hot dogs thinks of Seattle!
We went to our favorite… Read full post »
Okay!! Today, there was trout.
Now, it cat!!!
Cat licks Vacuum ==The Musical!!!
December 2008 - Tinkerertink69 sneaks into a blog site and gay massage parlor called Open.Salon.com.
Some in the world are scared, some are aroused, and most wonder outloud -
WHO PIDDLED ON THE ROSE BUSHES?
June 3rd, 2013 - Tinkerertink69 disappears from the Blogging World. CNN goes to Twitter to try… Read full post »
It has been a wonderful trip down this road called life; headless squirrels not included, but that’s okay, cause if I want, I can go down to the Mexican restaurant down the road and ordered some fish, the head is included in the order.
I have seen the burning of battle… Read full post »
This morning, I awoke feeling back to depression.
Presidential love only lasts 24 hours apparently.
"I could have told you that!" Bill Clinton texted me.
I turned on my magic box some people call a Commodore 64 and fired up the modem(14.4 K babeeeee!! FAST!!!) to come to my most favorite… Read full post »
These last few days have been a roller coaster of epic proportions; bad things happen, my favorite father is not doing that great, damn you staph infection.
I got my plane ticket for Montana, heading out on Monday. I wish it was for better reasons, like, cake.
Apparently, our… Read full post »
My dear friend, Michele Bachmann, Congressperson to the Stars, sent me an email.Dear Jason,
As a most cherished friend and an immensely loyal supporter, I'm writing you today to say THANK YOU for all you have done both for me and my campaigns.
As a special thank you, I have prepared a… Read full post »
Mad men dream of electronic sheep, dancers in cold rooms making up medicines for the war raging on inside their minds.
"Take your pills! We are watching you!" they say, smiles, braided hair, crisp white smocks, mocking us who now sit on the edge of our beds and color our legs… Read full post »
It's either really late or I'm up too early.
Tried to fall asleep after writing a wonderful post I dedicated to our whatever Ed I Tor and Mod E Rator but decided it was too full of love, so I deleted it.
I know, sad!
I decided after tossing and turning… Read full post »
Prayers and good thoughts going out to those affected by the tornados in Oklahoma and other areas.
When you think your life is rough, tough, whatever, something like this happens and you are shown, that every breath you take, every moment that you are alive, is precious.… Read full post »
Note: According to Google Ads after viewing this, I could become a terrorist hunter, get a Master Degree in Anti-Terrorism!
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Bear likes to sit his butt down on a nice soft pillow and watch movies! What kind of movies?
Internet is filled with FREE MOVIES, FREE TV SHOWS, and butt sex!!!